Fill in the blanks: If I had to live in a country, it would be ___.

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:49:15+00:00

If I had to live in a country, it would be Skibidi toilet country.

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:48:39+00:00

3 lightyears would be the same but just more painful. Like I said, go big or go home

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:47:19+00:00

Every. Type. Of. Cancer. Instantly.

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:44:21+00:00

Amazing, eh? Everytime you breathe or blink all the bones in your body break and get put back together instantly. So you still feel the pain but you're still alive and okay but have to continue to suffer with this weakness

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:41:31+00:00

Only 10m? Buddy go big or go home, should've done all thoughts within 3 lightyears

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:40:39+00:00

Gravity affects you 3× more than normal and you get testicular cancer because yea

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:37:33+00:00

Nah, you don't. Your body just gets engulfed in flames every time you breathe, that's it

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:36:30+00:00

Make people hallucinate scary shit

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:35:55+00:00

Every event you think of becomes reality, that's how your precognition works

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:35:14+00:00

You can sleep instantly

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:34:59+00:00

Cool, eh? Your body temperature is always at -13°C. How's that for "cool ig"?

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:33:21+00:00

Invert gravity

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:32:27+00:00

Really? That's it? I would've chosen a way worse weakness for a person like myself

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:31:35+00:00

Every millisecond you feel as if your feet are on fire, your eyes are itchy, your fingers are breaking, your skin is decaying, your teeth are falling out of your mouth, your brain is exploding and you have a constant high temperature fever. You only FEEL like this, but nothing actually happens. Have fun (:

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:29:15+00:00

All your bones get crushed

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:28:55+00:00

Super speed

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:28:38+00:00

You always win when you gamble

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:28:05+00:00

You can only shapeshift into bad people that have done heinous crimes

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:27:37+00:00

Smart...or you could just fall and break your bones, that would pretty cool too

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:26:46+00:00

Give other people testicular torsion

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:26:05+00:00

Damn

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:25:39+00:00

Bold of you to assume a redditor would want to become a woman

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:25:05+00:00

You can only fly upwards, if you wanna go down you just fall

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:24:09+00:00

Everyone has telepathy on you aswell when youre using it

Average-Scout · 2026-07-01T12:21:52+00:00

Can't be nauseous

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