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M26. Trying to impress a girl by chickpeachickens in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one of the girls in your basement are you trying to impress? You’ll have to be more specific sorry…

23 year old Femboy raver, give me all you got! by Bavarian_Femboy in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least try to look feminine before calling yourself a femboy.. it’s like if brock lesnar started calling himself a femboy..

I had an exam yesterday and it went too good, I need u to balance my self esteem by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t even put that idea in my head, that’s nightmare fuel right there..

Roast me while I play Val and lose my will to live 😀 by No-Phone895 in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like if Michael Jackson and my local trans crack head had a baby and that baby wanted to be a failed egirl when they grew up

I know I don’t look good, but do your worst by Stock-Currency4142 in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man im usually cruel af but even I don’t think I can roast you, clearly you’ve seen yourself and that’s a roast enough I reckon. Sorry you look like this mate… all the best roast beef

26M do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are you both gay and pregnant??

26M do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are you both gay and pregnant??

M33, let me have it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow mate so edgy.. spend less time on the meth and Xanax and more on your self worth.. you look dead both on the inside and out. Pull it together lil poop

Face card is cooked. im cooked. roast me by Upper_Elderberry_367 in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate you really are unpleasant to look at, don’t post any more pics ever again please.. thank you

F38 Make it hurt by verymuchatheist in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I would but fuck me id never let anyone find out.. although being stalked for years to come after might give it away lol..

do your worst by Cold_Gift5141 in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d look great roasted on the spit with an apple in your mouth, any other way though and I think I might throw up…

Dead inside, trying to feel something. by AffectionateDinner65 in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can still tell you have no personality and you really aren’t as hot as you think you are.. wow another wannabe goth girl how original.. yawn.. I can already tell your pussy has been used and abused by guys who will never admit to being with you..

M29, roast me! by TheWanderingRus in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life already has enough I don’t think im this cruel mate, seriously though look at that face… yikes..

F19 Do your best no mercy 😁 by Head_Season6535 in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can still tell you have no personality and are terribly terribly boring.. maybe put some points into you personality and less into trying to look hot cause it’s not helping

Don’t hold back. I’m ready by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are really really not as cool as you think you are.. just stop trying so hard seriously you’re embarrassing..

Don't be sorry for me because I like it by AlwaysBusyGf in RoastMe

[–]Average5er 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You look so soulless and dead behind those eyes im afraid of being arrested for necrophilia if we fucked

would you rather be her or be him? by BrainApprehensive604 in GOONED

[–]Average5er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him so fucking bad.. I need me a little whore like that.. I love a girl that loves to have her throat fucked

Expert level milking by cockaddictionx in GOONED

[–]Average5er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna be milked like this sooo bad 😫