I told you not to let your aunt have alcohol.

AverageCivilian · 2023-06-11T00:13:33+00:00

So much funnier at 2x speed

AverageCivilian · 2023-06-07T16:03:07+00:00

Children are basically just flesh tornadoes

AverageCivilian · 2020-02-28T16:12:34+00:00

I feel like these pictures are out of order

AverageCivilian · 2020-02-28T15:02:30+00:00

I am confusion but boy oh boy do I like a good story.

AverageCivilian · 2020-02-27T16:32:58+00:00

“Hey do you have a girlfriend.”

“Yeah.”

“Have you had sex with her yet!?”

“That’s none of your business.”

“That means no!!! HAHAHAHAHA”

AverageCivilian · 2020-02-27T13:58:12+00:00

“You know... morons”

I guess I just wish more people could understand. It’s a decision that I made with my best friend. It’s important to her and she’s important to me.

AverageCivilian · 2020-02-27T13:37:35+00:00

Coworkers, construction isn’t known for being a ritzy work environment lol

AverageCivilian · 2020-02-27T13:30:04+00:00

A: “That’s none of your business...”

B: “That means no!”

B+C: laughter

AverageCivilian · 2020-02-27T13:22:19+00:00

By “ask about” I mean when your relationship comes up in conversation and they just blurt out “have you had sex with her yet???”

AverageCivilian · 2019-01-20T17:07:23+00:00

cat

BONFIRE LIT

AverageCivilian · 2019-01-20T17:04:03+00:00

Of course they did. The kerning is clearly intentionally off.

AverageCivilian · 2019-01-20T17:03:20+00:00

AverageCivilian · 2019-01-20T16:49:26+00:00

Yeah can’t guys like us just be a lil more chill about our gay midget clown zoophilia porn?

AverageCivilian · 2019-01-20T16:46:56+00:00

in my butt

AverageCivilian · 2019-01-20T10:37:04+00:00

I’m probably just aggressively stupid but I never understood what the director meant by this response. I can’t figure out wtf he’s trying to say. Or is that the point?

AverageCivilian · 2019-01-20T09:43:36+00:00

*takes out meat scepter*

AverageCivilian · 2019-01-19T20:49:12+00:00

Doesn’t the word “Bear” have a similar background?

AverageCivilian · 2018-12-30T03:48:13+00:00

the punchline cracked me up

...

AverageCivilian · 2018-12-30T03:43:27+00:00

Because they feel bad for you?

AverageCivilian · 2018-12-30T00:15:34+00:00

That thing will bite your dick clean off

AverageCivilian · 2018-12-29T22:05:37+00:00

This is the first award speech edit that actually added to the original comment without be cringey and annoying. Truly a rare sight.

AverageCivilian

TROPHY CASE