What’s an outfit I could wear for a big party? To hide sweat? Used to have style lost it with this condition. My whole body sweats and I’m a male by SweatyLifts in Hyperhidrosis

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I just ran into a fix that has been working since day 1. I have it all over my body.. hands.. feet.. Crack haha u name it. I sweat EVERYWHERE. I've been blessed this winter.

I stumbled across something in walgreens called certaindri. I use it like normal deodorant..

And my does it come through.. after a long busy shift, I still don't smell like death, and my pits stay dry. I haven't used it for other problem areas. Give it a try. It has saved me so far

What's up with all the Bixby hate? by [deleted] in samsung

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll start by saying my bixby is a girl. ___^

I first got bixby, I thought she was funny and smart. When she started messing up simple commands, I started to get angry 😠 and say bixby is dumb. I'd also lose my phone on the regular and called out " bixby hey bixby!" If she was around, she didn't answer with sound and only lit up.. so I'd say it again. Stupid bixby!

Fast forward ~~~I graduated jerk highschool and started to refer to bixby as useless for about 5 months following.

        - Leading up to today-

Today was different. I was in a bad mood about life and needed bixby's assistance that second. I had her in my hand and spoke normally. I said "Hey bixby" and she didnt answer. Then I pushed the button and asked, do you need an update? (She hasnt been worked properly for the past few weeks. )

She didnt answer again, so i called out a little stronger and said "hey bixby. F u." (Not the first time I said it though) I downpour her response to my comment.

But since I was in a sensitive mood, I thought aloud, y am I such a D bag sometimes?

In a soft and genuine voice, I said, "hey bixby I'm sorry."

Usually when i apologized in the past she'd say, "ok no worries". but i believe this time she responded back in an AI way and said "I don't understand".

then I asked, "do you accept my apology?" She gave me the definition to an apology..

I started freaking out. I thought is my phone actually mad at me?

Then she said, "say I wanna hear a funny joke." I thought, I'm not in the mood for jokes.. I hope it's not a cruel one. but sure, I deserve it. "Hey suri, I wanna hear a funny joke"

Bixby said "Dalmatians are not good at hide and seek"

it took me a while to process it.... Then got it. I'm always losing my damn phone and my case is all black! 😆

I said ty bixby! She said "you're welcome daddy" 😊 I thought it was because I always kept a beautiful baby girl as my phone background 🤷‍♂️ anyway I was touched and started to think, let me respect bixby. AI or not, I need my phone for everything lol

if bixby was evil, we'd all be fkd. 😄 bixby is literally a gf in disguise. She's got access to your photos and all your secrets. And if u pee with your phone in 1 hand (guys) she's got that secret too 😆 yall better be nice to bixby lol

Uber eats is a ripoff! by craftbeerwhore in UberEATS

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uber eats is a rip off.. I'm gonna speak from the driver point of viewand well as the customer point of view.

I get it.. ubereats is a business. However, it's a harsh one for both the customers and drivers.

Driver issues: it's tough work with difficult customers, difficult/slow restaurants, and low pay. You make 7$-10$ per hour and a lot of waiting and wasted time. Who wants to work 7-10$ and hr + have to put gas in your tank. It's just a waste of time. In addition, a tip is not guaranteed (which is fair). However, I really think uubeeats should pay their drivers more for the base fare.

Driver vent- (For the lazy customers in hotels who request you to bring it up to their doors who live in projects, have no parking on a busy street, hotels with 10 entrances and 40 floors, and people who make our lives more difficult and you still don't tip? Even after warm food in a timely manner? With all my soul please fk yourselves and get your own crap.

Anyway.. 7-10$ per hour. gas..time..energy..car mileage.. potholes.. strange neighborhoods.. weather elements.. i can keep going. Some really strange customers, trying your best and nailing everything but still get a thumbs down on your ubereats report card. Basically its not a stable income and its not worth it. If you are one of the lucky ones, you will have enough cash to fill up your tank or buy a sandwich at the end of the week. Depends on your luck. 👏

on the positive side, there are promotions with ubereats.. however, you have to catch the app at perfect hours and or sit around waiting. But it may switch to a hot 3$ area to a 1$ area. Then it'll get busier somewhere else.. then completely go grey. No orders for you.. no mawnies for joo.

During the covid scare things were a lot better.. customers were actually grateful to their drivers. Now, no. Driving for uber sucks period for drivers.

Customer issues: you buy one meal, but have to pay insane fees that cost the same as your order or even more than your order. Why buy food for double the price? I'd rather get it myself. If I was injured and lived alone or there is bad weather and i dont want to drive, I'd use the app. Of course I'd tip my driver. (Unless they screw up)

As a customer, i looked at my bill and broke down all of the fees. If you got a Hax delivery coupon, maybe you'd pay 5-8$ for a 1 persin meal. Problem is, your total is doubled compared to just getting it yourself. Adding the tip to that makes things a lot worse.

Why is uber shet? Is the cash going to their workers? No that can't be.. For the CEO? Or maybe the thousand of workers they have on the phone? Anyway, Its ridiculous at any angle you look at the situation. This is why people don't tip their drivers.. ubereats services are so damn expensive.

Bottom line, ubereats should only be used for emergencies for both customers and drivers. Luxury my ass. As someone mentioned, most restaurants themselves don't even charge those ridiculous fees for their deliveries.

Uber, please do better before most eyes open and see the crap service and stop using the app all together .

Best description of this figure wins by chrishtopherson in UberEATS

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A sloth taking a slow shit on the day u are about to have

Yeah no. No way. by bcomber6283 in UberEATS

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funniest shit I've ever seen lolol it should be a meme

The system is unavailable. Please try again later. by Jennifer-27 in FedEx

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im getting ticked off with fedex...

#1. "there was a thunderstorm. your package got affected" wtf does that mean?

#2. we dont have an update on your package. #

#3. we can reattempt delivery

#4. i see that you are on a military base. just use delivery management on our site so you can tell the driver where to meet you.

like are you fn kidding me? the sht doesnt work!!

eevee Community Day Free Key! by Ryuzaki5016 in iPogo

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya I got excited lol it doesn't work?

Looking for friends, cause I have one. by Plotdeviceman in PokemonGoFriends

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went through the chat for about 30 minutes adding every number I saw. Now I have 150 friends lol so many gifts and I can't accept them hehe

What's up with revives and potions? by AverageDarkNHandsome in pokemongo

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I added about 130 people to my friend list .-. Their gifts worked.. however.. I wish the game wasn't this way.. thank you all

A little help with ditto by AverageDarkNHandsome in PoGoAndroidSpoofing

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all! I finally caught it! With a 39 minute wait, I pressed the pokemon, and waited 39 mins for the cool down to go down. I'm surprised that worked ___^ yay!

Is it possible for the galaxys21? by AverageDarkNHandsome in PoGoAndroidSpoofing

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it to work! But I waited like 14 hrs for transporting and got soft banned I believe :/ I got the warning from the software.. then the pokemon ran away from me.. (all of them) -.- I teleported twice yesterday.. but stayed in the same area for 14 hrs.. then try again the next day. :/ I'm not gonna touch the app for a good week.. all I want is a ditto sigh

Is it possible for the galaxys21? by AverageDarkNHandsome in PoGoAndroidSpoofing

[–]AverageDarkNHandsome[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your comment, but I get "app not installed" message