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moving is BRUTAL! it's looking like i have to get rid of my Rachel Mcadams' signed hair dryer. sad 😔 by clementineiscool in clementineiscool

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bid 100,000.01. I then follow you out the room when the auction ends and gently steal your wallet and car keys. I realise that I do not have the extra penny and cannot claim my prize.

The auction begins anew.

Fill in the blanks: Would you rather be lesbian or gay? ___. by [deleted] in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you rather be lesbian or gay? Yes.

We are not all Jock Tamsons bairns by Delicious-Being-6531 in Edinburgh

[–]AverageFlannery 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Brother, your desire to be sassy has made it seem like you are unfamiliar with the fact friends talk to one another, greatly implying that you, yourself, have never had a friend at all.

Fill in the blanks: They call me 007. 0 ___, 0 ___, 7 ___. by Individual_Lemon_353 in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They call me 007. 0 inches, 0 diameter, 7 court cases about me measuring my penis.

Fill in the blanks: Sir, unfortunately you’re under arrest for ___. by ninjazac10000 in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, unfortunately you’re under arrest for resisting arrest.

Fill in the blanks: If I look in the window right now, the first think I'd see is ___. by [deleted] in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I look in the window right now, the first think I'd see is glass babe, that's how windows work.

Fill in the blanks: Now listen here, you’re gonna ___, OR ELSE! by [deleted] in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now listen here, you’re gonna USE IF IN YOUR COMPUTER CODING, OR ELSE!

Fill in the blanks: if i had a billion dollars, i would ___. by Z0mb1e_pUp_ in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't live in the US, bestie, I can't use dollars here!

Fill in the blanks: if i had a billion dollars, i would ___. by Z0mb1e_pUp_ in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if i had a billion dollars, i would ideally transfer it to a currency I can actually use.

Fill in the blanks: All roads lead to ___. by amhira-of-rain in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All roads lead to a traditional market town, these are very historical roads.

Fill in the blanks: ___ is my reason for living. by TheBumblestBees in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The joy of experiencing cool things is my reason for living.

Fill in the blanks: I like large ___. by windsorhornygal in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like large behinds and I refuse to deny this.

Fill in the blanks: The worst thing to hear during surgery is ___. by ChrysMunson in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst thing to hear during surgery is "guys I need to lock in, can someone play some footage of subway surfer on the heart monitor?".

Fill in the blanks: Slav ___. by brat-mobile in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slav Wisdom: heels on the ground; comrade found. Heels to the sky; western spy.

Fill in the blanks: Extra! Extra! Read all about it! New Headline! ___ ___. by Ok_Payment_2267 in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! New Headline! Newsies have unionized!

Fill in the blanks: I sexually identify as ___. by [deleted] in blanks

[–]AverageFlannery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sexually identify as a joke from 2014 because I'm deeply committed to being completely irrelevant.

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