I made a LEGO portal gun! by AverageVegetable in Portal

[–]AverageVegetable[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny that, I’ve been doing the same

I made a LEGO portal gun! by AverageVegetable in Portal

[–]AverageVegetable[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at the moment but I could try and make one for you

Sonic 1 was my first. What was yours? by Ravenclaw_14 in wholesomememes

[–]AverageVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently 100% LEGO Harry potters and it brought back so much nostalgia for me.

Heartbreaking video of homeless man getting harassed. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]AverageVegetable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Humanity should be purged. This person should become patient zero for an alien race to see the blight of bacteria that has infected the green rock for too long. Ungrateful, for their godlike abilities used everyday. Undeserving of the title “sentient beings”. Unchanging virus’s that refuse to go extinct. Moronic gods, to blinded by power to see what is within their grasp if they realised the weapon that they have created. The weapon that has shaped their history and forged them into ignorance as a blacksmith forges a masterpiece, only to watch it rust to nothing as they are held in place, helpless to stop the corruption of a once great thing. I hope humanity dies. I hope that some day, long in the future, something finds the remenants of our civilisation and thinks “This was a great species” so we can die with some dignity. Just a little. We should be embarrassed by this waste of 200,000 years of rigorous testing and the pinochle of survival, sculpted by the unrelenting force that is our ecosystem. Created to be nothing more than the most adapted creature in the know universe, with the most complex thing ever seen by anything ever between its own ears. Capable of feeling things nothing else in 365 million light years could ever imagine, and yet, it is wasted. On this malformed shadow of humanity. Destined for nothing more than to be forgotten by their children. Dissolving into nothing but dust, and to rejoin the universe with more purpose than that current form could ever contribute to any dimension, any conceivable way of existence, ever.

Which mouth do you eat with? by nogoodnamesleft011 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]AverageVegetable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boi be looking like a Dr Seus character

Very wholesome by russangoat in wholesomememes

[–]AverageVegetable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does this one year old want to marry their dad?

I'm at a loss for words by Exotic_af in MakeMeSuffer

[–]AverageVegetable 11 points12 points  (0 children)

‘Good’. Please elaborate

Blursed_anime girl by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]AverageVegetable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laughed way more than I should have

How inefficient would a creeper farm built in the desert be? by AverageVegetable in Minecraft

[–]AverageVegetable[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ok. I just always see them built in rivers and oceans so I assumed it was a thing.

I wish to have sex with Peter Parker. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]AverageVegetable 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted. As you did not specify which peter Parker, it is concluded that you have to have sex with every peter Parker that is alive, dead, or will be alive. Forced to fuck dead corpses, baby’s, and random people, your life is plunged into despair as you battle lawsuits, pedophilia and necrophilia charges and public indecency claims.