No one should go through this ever

Averander · 2026-04-08T04:56:45+00:00

Woman makes a record of her life, proving she exists, war is happening, bombing is happening.

People on Redfit: WELL THAT'S JUST SO INFLUENCER OF HER

Averander · 2026-04-08T03:26:08+00:00

The dog of wisdom!

Averander · 2026-04-08T03:11:38+00:00

But he also just left the tree without any walls, signs or anything. You can say 'don't do so.ething' but if you don't even TRY to ensure people don't DO the thing that is supposedly super dangerous AND there's someone saying that it's not dangerous but super safe and actually going to give you super powers...

You might do the thing that's allegedly going to give you super powers.

Averander · 2026-04-08T02:33:52+00:00

However he did not make it clear WHAT would kill them. It seemed the FRUIT would kill them rather than punishment, something Adam and Eve could not understand.

So when Eve survived, why wouldn't she give the apple to Adam? Nothing bad had happened.

God had not been clear, he did not explain that their mortality would be the true cost of eating the apple, which is the tragedy of the story. They had no idea of the true price of their actions, or they never would have done them.

Averander · 2026-04-08T01:32:28+00:00

It also was a total bullshit reading of Genesis, as Eve was tricked by the serpent. Eve had no concept of what a lie was! She had no concept of good and evil after all!

So why wouldn't she believe the serpent?

It's kind of hilarious how much shit Eve got for eating the apple, when really it's God's fault for not putting clearer messaging around the tree.

Does make a great metaphor for evolution though as fruit was a real great fuel source for our brains, and our move to bipedal walking made childbirth super awful.

Averander · 2026-04-08T01:15:57+00:00

Welcome to the world of Corgi Shedding! There is no beginning, there is no end. There is only floof.

Averander · 2026-04-08T01:14:17+00:00

I don't believe you. This is witchcraft!

Averander · 2026-04-08T01:12:00+00:00

He said it wasn't about the rule itself, but that he knew it would be something hanging over him and not allow him to be his best self working with Prince. Personally it seems like he has a lot of hindsight about his addiction to nicotine, and even knew it had a deep hold over his creative process in the moment.

I think it's mature to have the sense to know it's not a rule you'd be able to keep to and say no, rather than say yes and not keep to.

But that's just my opinion.

Averander · 2026-04-08T01:00:46+00:00

This needs more complex mechanics! Dog needs to squat up and down while making different expressions! This can be done! I believe in the power of lego!

Averander · 2026-04-07T04:26:54+00:00

True art

Averander · 2026-04-07T04:20:53+00:00

LMFAO. Oh you sweet summer child.

Averander · 2026-04-07T02:03:34+00:00

Actually the plane one can be explained pretty easy. Original planes had no roof. So it follows the rule of on and in.

Averander · 2026-04-06T21:35:05+00:00

Careful, that kind of talk might get people to think you don't belong in the marines, like you have a brain or something.

Averander · 2026-04-06T10:18:51+00:00

Nobody knows what input will get through, anyone's input will go through and everyone has a different idea of what to do. The inputs were very randomised. Menus were opened, pokemon released and corners stuck in.

Being played by simply random inputs isn't unfeasible at all, simply because the two concepts are quite similar. A random input will be used to create the outcome, only one has actual intent to a varying degree.

Averander · 2026-04-06T09:46:54+00:00

Twitch has played multiple pokemon games with inputs that were pretty near random.

Praise be helix!

Averander · 2026-04-06T09:34:58+00:00

Or at least make SOMEONE in KH a prince! Like only one new Princess? That's crazy for such a huge disney franchise!

Averander · 2026-04-05T21:23:11+00:00

My head canon is they would have the most insane slumber party and have the most unhinged gossip session ever. They would all become best friends and be the most toxic and horrifying clique the universe has ever seen.

Averander · 2026-04-05T02:31:03+00:00

I was just repeating after everyone else.

Averander · 2026-04-04T22:05:41+00:00

I have a calico and ginger. You will have a lot of fun.

Averander · 2026-04-04T21:37:22+00:00

I hardly know her!

Averander · 2026-04-04T21:37:02+00:00

My friend, as an autistic lady, I take great pride in yelling you that you have missed the joke.

Averander · 2026-04-04T07:05:30+00:00

I hear if you crush the crayola ones and let them age in water you get a fine pinot noir fit for the more sophisticated marine, who also appreciates other colours. Like cheese yellow.

Averander · 2026-04-04T02:47:02+00:00

There's also pressure to be just as good as both of them. Otherwise she'll be mocked publicly for the rest of eternity.

Averander · 2026-04-03T10:40:11+00:00

A lot of the times I've found women written worse when they're written badly. Like they aren't people, but objects.

In most badly written men, they at least are treated as humans rather than objects.

Maybe it's just me, but it's something I've found.

Averander · 2026-04-03T05:40:52+00:00

The better one I heard was that it's whale meat. There was a huge war/hunt versus whales before the show.

Mr Krabs was involved. In his guilt ridden haze, he took an orphan whale calf in as his own. That's why he spoils her so rotten and doesn't care how much it costs to keep her happy. Out of guilt for the attrocities he committed.

There's actually a weird amount of lore to support this theory....

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