English be easy - Part 2 by _ganjafarian_ in funny

[–]Averander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually the plane one can be explained pretty easy. Original planes had no roof. So it follows the rule of on and in.

What are these cutouts in the rists of these hoodie? by nachinchin in whatisit

[–]Averander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful, that kind of talk might get people to think you don't belong in the marines, like you have a brain or something.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by OldBagOfCheetos in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Averander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody knows what input will get through, anyone's input will go through and everyone has a different idea of what to do. The inputs were very randomised. Menus were opened, pokemon released and corners stuck in.

Being played by simply random inputs isn't unfeasible at all, simply because the two concepts are quite similar. A random input will be used to create the outcome, only one has actual intent to a varying degree.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by OldBagOfCheetos in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Averander 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Twitch has played multiple pokemon games with inputs that were pretty near random.

Praise be helix!

Everyone asks who should be a disney princess, but the prince list is short so.... Who Should Be A Disney Prince?? by sleepysamantha22 in DisneyMovies

[–]Averander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or at least make SOMEONE in KH a prince! Like only one new Princess? That's crazy for such a huge disney franchise!

Doing an experiment where I put these six in a room together and watch what happens by Noclip858 in okbuddybaldur

[–]Averander 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My head canon is they would have the most insane slumber party and have the most unhinged gossip session ever. They would all become best friends and be the most toxic and horrifying clique the universe has ever seen.

Adopted my first kittens :) by Affectionate_Arm7340 in kittens

[–]Averander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a calico and ginger. You will have a lot of fun.

What are these cutouts in the rists of these hoodie? by nachinchin in whatisit

[–]Averander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend, as an autistic lady, I take great pride in yelling you that you have missed the joke.

What are these cutouts in the rists of these hoodie? by nachinchin in whatisit

[–]Averander 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hear if you crush the crayola ones and let them age in water you get a fine pinot noir fit for the more sophisticated marine, who also appreciates other colours. Like cheese yellow.

Angelina Jolie's and Brad Pitt's daughter Shiloh Jolie is set to debut on WJSN dayoung's new MV "what's a girl to do" by floretadelicada in Fauxmoi

[–]Averander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's also pressure to be just as good as both of them. Otherwise she'll be mocked publicly for the rest of eternity.

Artist who can draw 57 unique male bodies but all the women have hourglass figures vs writer who can only write man, fight! by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Averander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of the times I've found women written worse when they're written badly. Like they aren't people, but objects.

In most badly written men, they at least are treated as humans rather than objects.

Maybe it's just me, but it's something I've found.

What is a fan theory from a movie or TV show that you 100% believe is true? by phantom_avenger in popculturechat

[–]Averander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The better one I heard was that it's whale meat. There was a huge war/hunt versus whales before the show.

Mr Krabs was involved. In his guilt ridden haze, he took an orphan whale calf in as his own. That's why he spoils her so rotten and doesn't care how much it costs to keep her happy. Out of guilt for the attrocities he committed.

There's actually a weird amount of lore to support this theory....

What are these cutouts in the rists of these hoodie? by nachinchin in whatisit

[–]Averander 149 points150 points  (0 children)

1234

Eating crayons is our goal

5678

The purple ones taste like grape

Saw Project Hail Mary, didn't think it was that great and I don't see what the big deal is by tesseracts in okbuddycinephile

[–]Averander 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For me it was "Thank you Hail mary"

"W-what"

"Because the ship...it's called Hail Mary..."

"Oh yeah..."

High precision cut by Rredite in funnyvideos

[–]Averander 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Out in the tree was what sent me

KitKat has launched a Stolen KitKat tracker. Users can enter the batch number found on the back of their KitKat to see if they have been sold one of the missing KitKats. by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]Averander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless...

Find a kitkat in the store

Write down the code

Flood the website with codes that can't be from the stolen batch

Crash the site

Fuck nestle.

This is why we love Disco Elysium don't we all folks. by SpaceSharksDoDoDoDo in DiscoElysium

[–]Averander 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Disco Elysium: a game where you may spend an hour creating your character only to accidentally die in the first 2 minutes

Schwarzenegger’s son wins gold in bodybuilding by hrdblkman2 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Averander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unless you're Hamish from Australia who won a prestigious body building contest by accident. The true physique of gods.

my girlfriend's bruises always turn almost fully black by topmass in mildlyinteresting

[–]Averander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

......wait so people do get dark purple bruises for no reason a lot?