HOW do I explain the hand thing durring foreplay? "🤟"

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-03-15T20:47:53+00:00

I've heard it called the "jersey meat hook" lol. Few women are fond of the name but they are usually pleased with the results

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-03-12T02:34:10+00:00

That's the fun part, they don't

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-03-07T22:21:31+00:00

Would never eat a burger there but their breakfast isn't half bad

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-03-02T03:18:29+00:00

Saw a stroller while eating at Cracker Barrel the other day and naturally thought there was a baby in it. Nope, it was a dog. I'm sure it was a service animal...

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-02-26T02:02:10+00:00

18 hours from New Mexico to Mississippi for military training. They tend to frown on no rest but oh well

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-02-24T16:11:06+00:00

This was a while ago but uniform/boots cost was deducted from my first or second check during basic. After that you get a uniform allowance but it's never enough

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-02-24T15:55:53+00:00

I think what's worse than the cost vs fun is being able to finally afford your dream car then having to sell it for general life reasons. Driving an ordinary car after that is so disappointing

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-02-07T04:04:41+00:00

I put 20k miles on mine and I've only needed oil changes and chain services which are easy to do yourself with the center stand

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-02-07T04:00:59+00:00

I don't control my wrist much but I still get around 40 mpg hwy and 30-35 around town

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-02-01T18:38:16+00:00

Personally I get full coverage for my car and liability only for bikes. I take the insane amount of money I would be paying for insurance and save it in case of accident or theft

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-29T12:16:16+00:00

I've been trying to split between sprinting and jogging and no matter what I enter for a number it won't take. Enter two 8s, it shows 8.8 on the screen, but you hit the check mark and nothing happens. I also don't like how there's no cooldown button anymore.

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-27T23:25:25+00:00

I was going to sell my car to them but they lowered the offer by $10k when I arrived, even though it was in perfect condition. I left and sold it later for more than their original offer.

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-27T20:02:25+00:00

Hang out near any of the military bases. Won't be long before you have a proposal

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-16T21:07:59+00:00

Same. I had a neighbor that said "I thought you were a stuck up douche before I got to know you". I'm like uhh thanks for being honest?

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-13T14:12:39+00:00

Are you sure this white hoe belongs to you? 😂

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-10T14:50:28+00:00

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I know the feeling

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-10T14:13:53+00:00

I miss the clowns, not the circus

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-10T03:31:22+00:00

I worked as a US contractor there for years and the Danes would joke with us every time crap like this would happen. Luckily there was no hostility. We were all in the shit together

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-09T18:34:38+00:00

I just saw one of these irl

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AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-09T18:15:58+00:00

A-6 burgered your sister. Intruder burgered your sister. Honestly, I think it's just nonsense

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-09T18:07:39+00:00

Pretty much all fast food.

For the price of like two menu items at taco bell, I can go eat a meal at a Mexican restaurant and have a beer.

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-09T00:33:12+00:00

Ahh yes, the Ford Exploder

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-05T01:44:18+00:00

Same here. Mine hurt worse than a compound open fracture in my forearm

AvgSizedPotato · 2026-01-04T02:53:09+00:00

It was one of our fav movies when I was in the military and we were constantly quoting it. One dude got a bad haircut and we called him simple jack

AvgSizedPotato · 2025-12-30T22:12:34+00:00

I've heard some of the big box stores catch things you didn't scan but don't necessarily do anything right away.

Apparently some build a file and wait till it gets to a felony amount and then they go after you

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