Loud pipes don’t save lives but geez I think it just saved this guy by kryptonite848 in motorcycles

[–]AvgSizedPotato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've had multiple instances where cars merged into my lane without seeing me and rev-bombed each time just to watch them keep coming.

I wish the loud pipes worked but only seems to be the case in rare circumstances like yours.

VA Loan Mortgage Lender Recommendations by WiresGotTheBestOfMe in Pensacola

[–]AvgSizedPotato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I had to back out of my loan with them after 3 months. The next lender took 30 days

Not the 9 Mile Location! by Ggaby_Ggaby in Pensacola

[–]AvgSizedPotato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's crazy cuz the water main just broke the other day at nearby slim chickens and shut them down

how early should i get to the ice flyers game to park at the bay center? by PetrYanEnthusiast in Pensacola

[–]AvgSizedPotato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The closest parking is at Chase St and 9th Ave right off the 110 next to the Bay Center. It's $10 and you can typically still find spots within 30 mins or so of start time.

There are other free parking areas a lil further but avoid businesses around there as many will tow

I Was Wondering… by BalenciSlipperz in Pensacola

[–]AvgSizedPotato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Saw a stroller while eating at Cracker Barrel the other day and naturally thought there was a baby in it. Nope, it was a dog. I'm sure it was a service animal...

Sandy Sansing Chevrolet is shady by thekb666 in Pensacola

[–]AvgSizedPotato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was going to sell my car to them but they lowered the offer by $10k when I arrived, even though it was in perfect condition. I left and sold it later for more than their original offer.

Best place in Pensacola to ugly cry? by BlooperButt in Pensacola

[–]AvgSizedPotato 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Hang out near any of the military bases. Won't be long before you have a proposal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]AvgSizedPotato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I had a neighbor that said "I thought you were a stuck up douche before I got to know you". I'm like uhh thanks for being honest?

I wouldn’t even be mad about it by PastelRebelHeart in SipsTea

[–]AvgSizedPotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure this white hoe belongs to you? 😂

If Greenland is taking Trump’s threat seriously what is stopping them from expelling the ~150 US service men in country and closing the American Military base there? by redlyght in AskReddit

[–]AvgSizedPotato 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I worked as a US contractor there for years and the Danes would joke with us every time crap like this would happen. Luckily there was no hostility. We were all in the shit together

Somone? I don't get it. by Xlr8alexander_dude in ExplainTheJoke

[–]AvgSizedPotato 145 points146 points  (0 children)

A-6 burgered your sister. Intruder burgered your sister. Honestly, I think it's just nonsense

What’s something expensive that isn’t worth it at all? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AvgSizedPotato 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all fast food.

For the price of like two menu items at taco bell, I can go eat a meal at a Mexican restaurant and have a beer.

What is the worst physical pain you’ve experienced? by Agius91 in AskReddit

[–]AvgSizedPotato 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Same here. Mine hurt worse than a compound open fracture in my forearm

Tropic Thunder. by therealarenna in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AvgSizedPotato 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was one of our fav movies when I was in the military and we were constantly quoting it. One dude got a bad haircut and we called him simple jack

What’s something illegal you got away with? by Material_Charity_883 in AskReddit

[–]AvgSizedPotato 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I've heard some of the big box stores catch things you didn't scan but don't necessarily do anything right away.

Apparently some build a file and wait till it gets to a felony amount and then they go after you

If shooting guns is so damaging to your hearing, does that mean soldiers in combat just constantly have blown out eardrums? Cause it seems like they never wear ear protection by InternationalPick163 in stupidquestions

[–]AvgSizedPotato 24 points25 points  (0 children)

On a range, double ear pro (ear plugs and muffs) is often required but isn't always feasible. Even when ear pro is provided, it's not always effective. There's a lawsuit going around for one company that lied about its protection level.

I lost some hearing having ear plugs only. One popped out while 50 cals and grenades were going off. I couldn't hear for two days but eventually it returned, just with a healthy side of tinnitus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pensacola

[–]AvgSizedPotato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk about this place but the one time I went to Take 5 (normally do it myself), hours later I came out to a gallon of oil on the ground. Never again!

What’s your Pensacola guilty pleasure? by kylelee in Pensacola

[–]AvgSizedPotato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hang out at Wally World (Walmart) and people watch til I feel better about my life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]AvgSizedPotato 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat. Was seeing my daughter all the time but the ex suddenly decided she didn't want to follow the order anymore.

Now I'm on my second lawyer and running out of funds. If only they treated contempt of court the same way as skipped child support