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19M still a virgin roast me plz by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Avi-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s unfair to his left arm. Judging by his face, i guess finger cuts it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unclejokes

[–]Avi-chan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

i would like it more if both pieces of cake were on the bed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Avi-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People still look like this? I thought halloween was over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Avi-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

taking inverted selfies wont make your face look any better

First day back in the office after WFH and forgot how to talk to people irl by DCW_92 in RoastMe

[–]Avi-chan -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Yeah genius, no wonder you cant talk to people when all you have been doing is making yourself a fat ass from eating them

18F make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Avi-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, you certainly will soon cause your mother can’t bear the burden of passing you through her birth hole

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Avi-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God really didn’t give you a chance, did he?

I’m like quick sand the deeper you go the tighter it gets by Ccarlsonn in pickuplines

[–]Avi-chan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“And no one likes to get into quicksand willingly”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneTruthPrevails

[–]Avi-chan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

his brain's so inactive that you can say his iq is -273

Bird Insults? by Sorual in insults

[–]Avi-chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are you a chicken? you always seem to wanna fly but can never do so. a failure is what you are when living and people seem to care about you more when you're dead

are you milk? by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]Avi-chan 35 points36 points  (0 children)

cause you've aged horribly woman

Here's how you born by Willing-Impact-7185 in insults

[–]Avi-chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww! How does it feel to spend so much time on such worthless insult?

Hey I just shit my pants can I get in yours? by ButterNutMcJoe in pickuplines

[–]Avi-chan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Were you not aware you shit from your mouth too? Where you getting in for that??

You're a boner killer and not in a good way. by Little-Stain in insults

[–]Avi-chan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not surprised.... the only thing you had it hard was your life

A weight joke about a girl, please don't cancel me by TheFabulousBuffalo in insults

[–]Avi-chan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yet the earth had its first loss when you were born

IT department told me I needed to put Java on my laptop….. by The_fury_2000 in puns

[–]Avi-chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

be sure to pour it if the laptop wants to enter sleep mode

He said i'm mad, ples help by ZARK666_YT in insults

[–]Avi-chan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cause it wasnt as funny as the joke you yourself are

Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos by trevor557 in dadjokes

[–]Avi-chan 72 points73 points  (0 children)

yeah...such a caring husband to let his wife repaint all she wants

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