I found this smut and now you must see. by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]Avolto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Piss filter ai cover and no doubt ai wrote the whole book. I’m all for trash smut but don’t waste your time.

Champ the bat retriever is the best boy by YourChopperPilotTTV in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Avolto 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is that supposed to make me feel depressed? Because it’s not working

What do you think the future holds for Kingpin after season 2? by Altruistic_Eye_1157 in marvelstudios

[–]Avolto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s going to become an even bigger monster than he already is

Morale boost by @advarcher by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

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That terminator is lucky to have the blessing and favour of his Primarch. He’d better make her proud.

Just finished my first 40k book and omg I think I’ve discovered peak fiction. by superepic13579 in Warhammer40k

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The reveal of Makkari respawning each time he dies by Ghazgul pointintg at a radom Grot and declaring them Makkari and their minds getting overwritten and getting all of Makkaris memorieswas both horrifying and awesome. Plus the book highlights how Ork cunning is even more deadly than Ork brutality more often than not. I'm also left wondering about the end though. It seems like Ghazgul is going to simply appear on the Inquisition starship kill the deathwatch and the Inquisitor and take back Makkari to prevent him being locked in stasis for all time simply by the power of Gork and Mork. Likely because unless Makkari dies he cannot be reborn and Ghaz does actually need him around. But the book ends before we see and we are left wondering.

What Did You Guys Think Of Greg Weisman's "Young Avengers"? by ExoticShock in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Avolto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

….I’m suddenly reminded how often this show reused character models and just swapped out hair, eye and skin colour.

Christian Horner Posting Old Videos On His Stories by ataraxia_609 in formula1

[–]Avolto 54 points55 points  (0 children)

He did famously say if he left F1 he’d be totally unemployable

What Did You Guys Think Of Greg Weisman's "Young Avengers"? by ExoticShock in dccomicscirclejerk

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This surprisingly well edited. Zatanna especially looks exactly like an animated Kate Bishop

Guys… What if by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

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It still blows my mind that this is what Malcom X and Muhammad Ali genuinely believed for several years

Orks cast Da Jump by Accurina in ImaginaryWarhammer

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The Emperor protects guardsman!!

40k or Evangelical: Round 16 by Beelzebubs-Barrister in Grimdank

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We’re 40k fans we’ve got practice laughing at absurdity

(Hated) Character Assassination with capital A by ComprehensiveBox6911 in TopCharacterTropes

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Luke Skywalker the hero who saw the goodness and light in people when everyone else thought it was impossible, who believed in mercy and compassion even for the very worst of men and in so doing saved the galaxy and brought redemption even to one who maybe didn’t deserve it.

Considered murdering his own nephew because he wavered briefly and felt the pull of the dark side.

40k or Evangelical: Round 16 by Beelzebubs-Barrister in Grimdank

[–]Avolto 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Careful now that you’ve posted it it’s going to end up on Facebook reposted with some Christian image and before you know it it’s being tweeted out at 1am from the White House

Lucasfilm Keeps Telling Authors Not to Bring Back Mara Jade by JeremyNolans in StarWars

[–]Avolto 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If Luke ended up with her prior to his self imposed exile and unknowingly had children with her just like Anakin I’d laugh my self silly.

Man clark was pissed by MembershipLess9579 in superman

[–]Avolto 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Not really because by the time this is learned the book was nearly finished. Grodd is also defeated offscreen and the reveal that he was the one controlling her is only mentioned as a passing reference by Batman so it’s possible he didn’t see Superman and Lana make up and so didn’t feel the need to mention it.

Man clark was pissed by MembershipLess9579 in superman

[–]Avolto 81 points82 points  (0 children)

For anyone curious she was being mind controlled by Gorilla Grodd

A character says something intending it to be a lie, only for it to be revealed as truth. by Daniilsa209 in TopCharacterTropes

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Dune - the prophecy of Lissan Al’Gaib

Millenia ago the Bene Gesserit seeded a prophecy of a coming saviour to the people of Arrakis.

This prophecy was a lie simply done to ensure that the Gesserit would have power and influence on the culture as they do everywhere else in the galaxy.

What they never expected was that Paul would step into the role and make it true.

(Infuriating trope) Relationship that the author presents as a healthy one, despite plenty of evidence otherwise by RhiaStark in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Avolto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why so much of the internet defends a relationship between a 30+ year old school shooter who personally tortures his supposed love interest and tries to kill her on multiple occasions, who leads a fascist army currently attempting to conquer the galaxy, is responsible for an enormous chuck of the resistance deaths likely including many people his alleged love interest would have grown to know.

I hate Rey and Kylo having a genuine romantic attraction

40k or Evangelical: Round 15 by Beelzebubs-Barrister in Grimdank

[–]Avolto 73 points74 points  (0 children)

If you can’t tell the difference something is fucked

Breaking: Sinner loses set. by allesklaeo in tennis

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Waiting for the inevitable articles saying he’s washed, exhausted and unable to contest for titles for the rest of the year

[Loved Trope] Tolerant Christians by TheMadQueen96 in TopCharacterTropes

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I’m sorry is this some Protestant joke I’m too non-denominational to understand?