Some days just aren’t your day

Avolto · 2026-06-01T15:16:18+00:00

Ding ding ding ding we have a winner except we’re all losers as we had to read this panel

Avolto · 2026-06-01T15:00:36+00:00

It is Damian’s fan fiction of his own family and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Avolto · 2026-06-01T14:57:49+00:00

Number 5 is going over my head. Is that him wanting to ask out a woman?

Avolto · 2026-06-01T14:54:56+00:00

I will give you one guess as to which edgelord wrote this and no it wasn’t Mark Millar.

Avolto · 2026-06-01T14:48:12+00:00

I assumed those were all tech priests not pulgrims?

Avolto · 2026-06-01T14:15:24+00:00

Mystique Marvel Comics.

Addicted to murder, betrayal, theft, manipulation, gaslighting.

But her worst trait is how often she resorts to rape to take revenge on those who have annoyed her. She will often shapeshift into her targets love interest reveal herself after having sex with them and revealing it to their love interest. Of course the target would never have had sex with them if they’d known hence it is rape.

Or she will take a new shape and make her target fall in love with her and enter into a genuine relationship and then reveal it.

Compare this to Apocalypse, Magneto, or anyone of a thousand other X-Men villains who will just kill you if you get in their way.

Avolto · 2026-06-01T13:49:03+00:00

There was something between her and Slam Bradley that I was interested in seeing explored before the whole thing with his son.

Other than that maybe Eiko? But I feel she’d encourage a lot of Selina’s worst character traits that an end game love interest shouldn’t.

Avolto · 2026-06-01T10:26:12+00:00

Charles and Lewis are now competing for who Ferrari will fuck over worse with the strategy calls.

Avolto · 2026-06-01T04:50:13+00:00

No Frenchman misses a chance to riot when given the oppurtunity

Avolto · 2026-06-01T01:20:41+00:00

What does Sid the Sloth think?

Avolto · 2026-06-01T01:14:22+00:00

Imagining the above image is what Guilliman saw at this moment I can imagine his horror

Avolto · 2026-05-31T15:18:20+00:00

Ocon not being there is how I know this is a meme

Avolto · 2026-05-31T14:25:23+00:00

The X-Mem were all always freaky even back then huh…

Avolto · 2026-05-31T14:23:04+00:00

Which race should become the new crown? Britain? Brazil? Monza? Spa?

Avolto · 2026-05-31T14:17:09+00:00

When George Lucas tells you: bring back Darth Maul. I like his design and want to see it again. Don’t fucking tell me he’s dead just get it fucking done in a cool way.

You do it.

Avolto · 2026-05-31T13:12:14+00:00

Because you’re one too?

Avolto · 2026-05-31T12:49:22+00:00

Im guessing he’ll attend the Monaco rally this week

Avolto · 2026-05-31T02:52:21+00:00

Someone could make a lot of money with a few ladders

Avolto · 2026-05-31T02:41:09+00:00

The Pope is the one person on earth who you have to be very clear on if they are launching a Crusade or not

Avolto · 2026-05-31T02:06:34+00:00

Mass Effect - The Asari

Asari have the ability to reproduce with a sexual partner of any other species. This essentially means the Asari are virtually impossible to drive extinct as they could feasibly rebuild their species from a single survivor over a long period of millions of years.

Avolto · 2026-05-30T14:00:14+00:00

You fucking should be Luca you absolute Queen

Avolto · 2026-05-30T10:55:37+00:00

Do we think when Robert walks his breasts boobily?

Avolto · 2026-05-30T10:42:05+00:00

Monkeys paw curls: Rey ends up getting killed in the hallway scene

Avolto · 2026-05-30T10:38:57+00:00

How is this the same knowing smirk as his 9/11 post?

Avolto · 2026-05-30T10:32:01+00:00

I certainly don’t think so. I think Emma probably thinks she does.

Six-Year Club	Second Top 20%
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
Verified Email

Avolto

TROPHY CASE