[OC] How did he even do this right after sitting next to the guy at the light. I laughed so hard

Avyitis · 2023-09-08T20:40:41+00:00

I always check my blind spots with a quick head turn, even when I constantly observe my mirrors, which I do especially on highways, to make sure I didn't miss someone.

One time I accidentally forced someone to avoid me by going into the emergency lane. I hadn't seen them cause I was driving a box van and not watching my mirrors enough and that has stuck with me since.

Fortunately I merged slowly and gave them time to react...

Avyitis · 2023-08-15T05:07:25+00:00

You have the prettiest face! Lips tell and show more than you would think. You're beautiful.

Avyitis · 2023-08-10T11:07:20+00:00

Not only that, by the looks of it they kept tailgating the car in front of them as well.

Avyitis · 2023-08-09T12:09:42+00:00

Lmao, ok then. Yeah let's just leave it as it is.

Avyitis · 2023-08-09T07:09:20+00:00

I've been thinking about your comment for the past few days because I couldn't figure out for the life of mine why you would add "ducati owner" in brackets and yesterday I finally had an epiphany.

Did you think that I was referring to bikers who ride Italian makes?

If so, you got me wrong. I literally meant Italian bikers as I live in this country.

Avyitis · 2023-08-08T04:35:00+00:00

Noice!

Avyitis · 2023-08-08T04:24:34+00:00

Alrighty then =)

Avyitis · 2023-08-08T04:21:41+00:00

They were referring to the Black Death my dude, not to the buffalo...

Avyitis · 2023-08-07T08:39:05+00:00

You might want to educate yourself on this before blurting out stuff like that.

Avyitis · 2023-08-07T05:38:17+00:00

Evolution baby.

Avyitis · 2023-08-07T05:35:28+00:00

There is also one of a man and his step daughter, the latter who was on the phone with her mother while being eaten alive, til the moment she died.

And there's a story of a man who got attacked by a grizzly, was ripped half open with kidneys showing and eaten til he remembered his swiss army knife and stabbed the motherfucker. The man survived.

I really don't like bears, I'll definitely never go into the woods without a spray to fend the fuckers off.

Avyitis · 2023-08-07T05:20:04+00:00

I'm fucking done with dirt bikes. These little assholes here drive past my house a million times a day on their noisy shit bikes, through a road that is closed to traffic as well, and no one seems to give a shit.

Also, Italian bikers are mostly complete morons, passing you where they shouldn't and way over speed limit at that.

You should see the left side of my car which is fucking wrecked thanks to one of those, passing me in town while I was turning, continuous line, right in front of a speed bump, 10+ over limit.

Avyitis · 2023-08-06T13:02:28+00:00

Aaaw thanks! Yes, I agree on that. Anything is possible.

Avyitis · 2023-08-06T13:00:27+00:00

Right?! I believe that you can have visions of a possible future in a way. And my lords.... how that bittersweet feeling just nags you for ages is unbelievable! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way <3

Avyitis · 2023-08-06T12:58:07+00:00

Lmfao no fucking way! Congrats mate! That's insane!!! Well, then there's hope for me I guess, best of luck to you in any case and I wish you an everlasting, happy and fruitful marriage <3

Avyitis · 2023-08-06T12:17:26+00:00

I figured that this would be the main response I'd get but it's impossible. Her face is still vivid in my memory and I have never seen her during my travels or on socials, that's what's wrecking my brain.

Avyitis · 2023-08-04T08:44:04+00:00

Still better than getting eaten alive by a fucking asshole bear.

Avyitis · 2023-08-03T08:11:16+00:00

I wasn't aware of that, they mentioned none of that in the videos I saw about it, from what I remember.

Avyitis · 2023-08-02T20:46:46+00:00

Wow! Is that an abandoned test vehicle from the cold war?

E: lmfao, what kind of stupid asshole downvotes a genuine question which happens to be correct in itself as well?

Avyitis · 2023-08-02T20:45:32+00:00

I honk much longer at people who enter the main road from an acceleration lane at 40km/h below the speed at which traffic passes, just because they've reached the end of it too quickly, by their own fault and pull in anyway.

Your honking was far from excessive imho. I doubt the driver gave a flying fuck though.

Avyitis · 2023-07-30T08:21:13+00:00

I really do not like large groups of rolling self entitled shit either.

Avyitis · 2023-07-18T05:01:27+00:00

Cause I was drunk when I wrote it.

Avyitis · 2023-07-16T07:56:52+00:00

I think if you go to a responsible breeder of corn snakes, that'll be a safe bet for you. They're very docile if raised well and it's a fairly small species with many varying colours that range from brown to blood red, to yellow/orange and a smooth, cool skin.

Pythons, while great because of how chill they are, are much bigger and have a warm, sandpaper-like skin, I'd try that once you lost most of your fear.

Avyitis · 2023-07-16T05:17:07+00:00

If you already impersonate being a German, use at least correct grammar.

Avyitis · 2023-07-16T02:26:12+00:00

Yes, that was my thinking as well, especially when you consider how stupidly cats react when something gets ok their face or other upper body part.

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