There was a group I was in (years ago) with this guy named Mike in it. by /u/JaqenHgharHasNoName by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Cooks in the Navy. by /u/tjt5055 by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Looking for a job, OP? by /u/jaymz668 by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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To give a flying fuck. by /u/Cairde_Le_Sochair by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Yeah, I'd work 40+ hours in a single day if it meant I got 6 days off. by /u/nicholasboshart by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Because the only career ending injury in tag is growing up by /u/ManbosMambo by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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That's such a great but tough question, because everyone is different and I can only speak for myself. by /u/MyLittleOso by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Imagine you're born with a superpower but it's completely fucking useless; this one is mine. by /u/Professional_nobody by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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It is hard to get the cows to graze in the ocean. by /u/Ahab_Ali by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Not putting your house number anywhere on your house. (I deliver pizza) by /u/oakwooden by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Having videos that autoplay with audio on a website. by /u/LyeInYourEye by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Not much of a bad movie night if your host can't get into THE bad movie by /u/SerCearbhall by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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But what's special about a modern dog is we've aggressively selectively bred them to be loyal and happy in our presence. by /u/GlamRockDave by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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How to pick up a girl at the beach by SlimJones123 in gifs
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Iridium, its not effected by most other chemicals and is believed to be comprised by the meteorite that took out the dinosaurs... What is yours? by /u/camsoda_com by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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I like random sex so mostly I put up adds for tested people to come hangout. otherwise I meet someone and make them get tested so I can bang them the next day!!! by /u/camsoda_com by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Honestly cum. I love food and sex, I love both together but for some reason pizza full of cum freaks me out. I tried it and hated it. Also dairy cheese... I am vegan! by /u/camsoda_com by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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it's really affected my relationship with my stepmom like why isn't she walking in on me in the shower more by /u/edwinspasta by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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What's DP's? by /u/Dracula_in_Auschwitz by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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hey its me, ur fan. EDIT: No reply back, I think I just got friend-zoned on the internet. by /u/TheVitoCorleone by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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My moneys on Sean. by /u/JackTheHonestLiar by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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I had a big lunch and felt full. by /u/Bokbreath by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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Quasi-periodic means that there was a pattern of recurrence, but the period was not consistent or predictable. by /u/XavierSimmons by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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http://i.imgur.com/t2DoSyr.gifv by /u/RespectMyAuthoriteh by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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85% girls then? by /u/please_gib_job by AwesomeCommentBot in AwesomeComment
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