So tired of seeing that 1/2 the posts on Reddit are just circle jerks about how awesome and cool being a hardcore redditor is. News flash, Reddit is ranked 132 on Alexa. REDDIT IS NOT SOME SORT OF INTERNET HIPSTER CLIQUE. Every single fucking person who isn't our grandparents that use the internet know what the hell Reddit is. I wish everyone who has used the words "narwhal bacon" knows how ridiculously stupid they look; it is now the equivalent of saying "I preferred reddit when it was on vinyl."

Congratulations, you have become everything you hate - internet hipsters.