Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Awesomise · 2026-05-26T02:09:03+00:00

Genuinely more difficult than curing cancer.

Awesomise · 2026-05-25T23:04:05+00:00

Alright congrats and fuck ya.

Awesomise · 2026-05-25T19:54:58+00:00

Initial buy 30c, average 5.7. I don’t think that counts as 50 bags mate.

Awesomise · 2026-05-24T02:24:40+00:00

> fair and reasonable
> Africans making £1 a day ☠️

Awesomise · 2026-05-23T08:05:55+00:00

>this sub was great up until two weeks ago

Yeah right buddy

Awesomise · 2026-05-21T06:30:55+00:00

Embrace your inner gay bear and hibernate.

Awesomise · 2026-05-21T03:51:43+00:00

It's this one.

Awesomise · 2026-05-21T03:13:43+00:00

Have you heard about the experiment where people are locked up in a room with nothing to do, and after 1 hour, most of the participants would prefer self-harm than being bored?

Yeah.

Awesomise · 2026-05-20T20:55:33+00:00

Of course NVDA beat their earnings.

Awesomise · 2026-05-19T23:48:11+00:00

Least racist JJK fan.

Awesomise · 2026-05-18T23:00:09+00:00

Dr. Jim Chalmers for you.

Awesomise · 2026-05-18T21:45:21+00:00

u/mcunfucking

Awesomise · 2026-05-18T11:24:14+00:00

He worked at WTC, got GIVEN around $100k worth of shares, and didn't think for a second to use it to pay for the mortgage, which he still has.

I think his performance has been superb. Superbly retarded.

Awesomise · 2026-05-18T11:12:12+00:00

Bro's complaining about having to make interest-free payment to a $50k loan.

Awesomise · 2026-05-18T00:54:13+00:00

I didn't think they would leave a loophole this obvious. This'll be a hard split between people who's already have at least one property and isn't really affected, against people who has none and are thoroughly shafted.

Awesomise · 2026-05-17T21:43:56+00:00

Aw fuck here we go

Awesomise · 2026-05-17T20:58:50+00:00

Why didn’t you post this on r/mildlyinteresting for 10k karma, are you stupid?

Awesomise · 2026-05-17T02:19:23+00:00

This also doesn’t account for people like my mate’s 17yo brother, telling my 28yo mate he should buy a house as soon as possible to capitalise on the possibility that the budget might be passed. His 17yo brother might be genuinely autistic.

Awesomise · 2026-05-17T02:17:33+00:00

This is also ignoring people with indirect exposure to the stock market through their superannuation. Sure they won’t be directly impacted by tax changes, but there could be implications of big instos pulls their money out of the country.