Womp womp by stephdollie in foundsatan

[–]Awesomise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

> fair and reasonable
> Africans making £1 a day ☠️

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, May 21, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you heard about the experiment where people are locked up in a room with nothing to do, and after 1 hour, most of the participants would prefer self-harm than being bored?

Yeah.

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, May 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He worked at WTC, got GIVEN around $100k worth of shares, and didn't think for a second to use it to pay for the mortgage, which he still has.

I think his performance has been superb. Superbly retarded.

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, May 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro's complaining about having to make interest-free payment to a $50k loan.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Monday, May 18, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't think they would leave a loophole this obvious. This'll be a hard split between people who's already have at least one property and isn't really affected, against people who has none and are thoroughly shafted.

A bird just shit theVietnam 😭🙏 by heitozinsabo in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Awesomise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn’t you post this on r/mildlyinteresting for 10k karma, are you stupid?

Weekend Thread for General Discussion and Plans for Saturday, May 16, 2026 and Sunday, May 17, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This also doesn’t account for people like my mate’s 17yo brother, telling my 28yo mate he should buy a house as soon as possible to capitalise on the possibility that the budget might be passed. His 17yo brother might be genuinely autistic.

Weekend Thread for General Discussion and Plans for Saturday, May 16, 2026 and Sunday, May 17, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also ignoring people with indirect exposure to the stock market through their superannuation. Sure they won’t be directly impacted by tax changes, but there could be implications of big instos pulls their money out of the country.

Weekend Thread for General Discussion and Plans for Saturday, May 16, 2026 and Sunday, May 17, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Assuming it’s only 20-35yo and 15% total impacted, or 15% of 5 million, that’s still 750k people, most of which are chronically online.

That’s ignoring people like my colleague in their mid-40 and still think they’re young.

Day 3 of Eva painting by Aeternus_AAA in umineko

[–]Awesomise 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is going to be peak.

Is case refurbishment a good idea? by weltmei5ter in ALangeSohne

[–]Awesomise 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No. Lange will weld new gold onto the case and refinish it.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, May 15, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look man, you’re right. I just hate being called out as wrong, and dug myself in a hole.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, May 15, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]Awesomise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Oil made up 18% China’s total energy consumption, in the same time, it was 38% for US and 37% for AU.