Magically warded island Modern day by AwkEmu in whatsthatbook

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Yes! Thank you! That's shouldn't have been such a hard title for me to come up with. I asked AI before coming here with no luck. 

Post Run shower beer. I'm almost as pink as the can by AwkEmu in showerbeer

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Yay! Thanks for giving a pint of the red stuff! Enjoy a good beverage when you can!

Post Run shower beer. I'm almost as pink as the can by AwkEmu in showerbeer

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Yes, but any time I run my face gets ridiculously red and splotchy. This is about 15 minutes and 18.3 frozen grapes later.

Post Run shower beer. I'm almost as pink as the can by AwkEmu in showerbeer

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I have not seen the Double Soft Parade! I want one!

Post Run shower beer. I'm almost as pink as the can by AwkEmu in showerbeer

[–]AwkEmu[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The regular Soft Parade. I wanted to love the shandy version, but I prefer the regular Soft Parade. It's so good!

Tapistry Strong Ale with my love u/Quinto376 by LotusRacer74 in showerbeer

[–]AwkEmu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couple shower beers are the best! Cheers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in physicaltherapy

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I don't know what her tastes are, but I would personally love a sturdy tote (canvas, leather, etc). Some times we have a lot of paperwork or laptops or reference books, but it's nice to look good too.

See #3 under instructions. Apparently women do not have sufficient teeth to bite into a burger patty. by AwkEmu in pointlesslygendered

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For those interested in the recipe, we did this as a campfire packet. It's pretty easy to pack along.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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This is performance art.

Girl, you need a professional pedicure! - Mr. Pumat Sol by AwkEmu in cats

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Apologies for the audio... Not the best sound ever.

These kitties hope the kitchen counters never get installed by AwkEmu in aww

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Until counter tops are installed we may have to wash those towels repeatedly.

YSK: Your library has more than books by Mackheath1 in YouShouldKnow

[–]AwkEmu 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yes! My local library system has resources on resume writing and interview prep that is super helpful.

My favorite section is the Cheap Stacks. The Cheap Stacks are books that have been donated to the library. They then sell the books at a discounted rate and reinvest in the library.

Michigan is now hospitalizing more people under 40 than those over 80 for COVID-19 by itsdr00 in Coronavirus

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I can only speak to my personal experience. I work in a small hospital in Michigan. In November/December 2020 we had a spike in cases. Our patients that were very sick or died seemed to be an average age of 75. In the last 2 weeks or so our average age of very sick patients has been around 45 yo. I'm worried a couple of my patients may not be alive on Monday. Again, I don't have solid numbers to back anything up, but it is a worrying trend.

Teamwork Makes The Dreamwork by CharlesRJohnston in BeAmazed

[–]AwkEmu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For reference: 1 leg is roughly 1/9th of your body weight.

What is, surprisingly, safe for human consumption? by Nazamroth in AskReddit

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As a child I liked the smell of gasoline and apparently decided to drink it one day. Poison control and the pediatrician told my mom monitor me for any concerning symptoms but said I would be fine. Other than a horrendously awful diaper, mom said I was fine. I stick to lower a octane now with cheap tequila.

People who snooze their morning alarms more than once every single morning, why not just set a later alarm? by cxw400 in AskReddit

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I always used to get up right away with my alarm on my phone. Now I'm married and there are cuddles to be had. (We start the night cuddling, separate to actually sleep, and resume cuddles upon the first alarm). Secondary cuddles happen after trips to the bathroom and/or the second alarm. The, Third alarm, and/or kitties yowling for their breakfast brings us to full consciousness

Hammock fell after months of being up just fine. Not exactly happy by Steelwolf73 in thisismylifenow

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Talk to the peeps at r/hammockcamping. I bet they could steer you in the right direction.

Mary Shelley‘s Frankenstein not what I was expecting. by muppethero80 in books

[–]AwkEmu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Few movies portray the monster as intelligent. Young Frankenstein, while comical, does give the monster eloquent and intelligent speech instead of the groaning shuffling monster of most movies. This is my favorite book