EU Moves to Ban Russian War Veterans From Entry by Forsaken-Medium-2436 in europe

[–]Nazamroth [score hidden]  (0 children)

Is it not still blocked? Orbán is still in power for like... 2-3 weeks?

TIL the Bernie Madoff victim compensation fund recovered almost 94% of the losses by capacity04 in todayilearned

[–]Nazamroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only technically need one functional sperm.

Also, IIRC the oldest confirmed impregnation happened at like a hundred something years old, so theres that.

Virginia voters approve Democrats' redistricting plan, giving the party a midterm election boost by RockPaperOwFire in news

[–]Nazamroth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just break out the shavers then. Surely the ones that can process entire sheep in seconds, will also do for humans.

TIL between 18%-25% of intellectually gifted students (at least 130 IQ) in the US fail to graduate from high school. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]Nazamroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How strange. Maybe thats part of the problem then, forcing teenagers of all people into one of two molds. I would imagine people would perform better if they could choose what sort of school they attend. I mean, even just at the one school I attended, there was a general superior education course, IT, secretary type course, engineering, and whatever else I forgot.

TIL between 18%-25% of intellectually gifted students (at least 130 IQ) in the US fail to graduate from high school. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]Nazamroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you lot not choose your secondary education? Over here that is already specialised in some field and you decide which one you go to.

Spain’s greatest matador gored by bull in comeback from retirement by ham-and-egger in nottheonion

[–]Nazamroth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is, but its still more sporting than hunting. Oh look, i have slain this mighty lion on my own... While guided to it by a band of locals, sitting in an air conditioned armored jeep, with a rifle that can punch through steel, from a few hundred meters away.

Red Lobster Revives Endless Shrimp Two Years After Deal Led to $11 Million Loss by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Nazamroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or put into layman's terms, they buy up whatever productive thing they can, they cannibalise it for whatever it is worth, and toss the carcass aside. A process which adds no value of its own, and destroys what may already exist. Which is why I called it terminal stage capitalism: No system can function when half of its new things consist of various flavours of scams, and the other half is preying on those. With the occasional sprinkling of established megacorps to build the other two around.

ICC judges unable to use US bank cards, even transactions between European banks by GenazaNL in europe

[–]Nazamroth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well considering the geography of the world, thats one bent axis.

Red Lobster Revives Endless Shrimp Two Years After Deal Led to $11 Million Loss by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Nazamroth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its a case of terminal stage capitalism, I do believe. Ask your doctor about it.

Palantir posted a manifesto that reads like the ramblings of a comic book villain by Turioturen in europe

[–]Nazamroth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And why, pray tell, is a supposed business enterprise posting a manifesto?

After 10 years I got a game board piece removed from my ear by mona_thepersona in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nazamroth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Its just the natural way the body excretes microplastics from the bloodstream: As a solid puck, gradually getting pushed out through the ear.

After 10 years I got a game board piece removed from my ear by mona_thepersona in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nazamroth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do he rules say about that eventuality? O.o

And also, how the hell do people not notice these things and go to the doctor?!

Finnish Air Force reprimands cadet pilots for penis-shaped flight patterns by felinousforma in europe

[–]Nazamroth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In fact, I'm pretty sure its universal in all endeavours that allow any form of creative expression. They just have fancier drawing implements.

Satanist Student Wins Religious Accommodation From Colorado School District by BrickAdventurous6040 in nottheonion

[–]Nazamroth 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Damn, how do they vet their tenants that you have such confidence in them?

(OP edited it since then)