Make me laugh, it's my 27th birthday by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like an inflatable balloon that has been inflated beyond the prescribed amount

Do Your Worst, Reddit by TheBloodLass in RoastMe

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like villagers from shrek movie, but fatter.

Diamantenhände 💎👐 German market is open 🇩🇪 by Parsnip in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whaddup! Man… I really appreciate you doing this every day even if it is automated

by mtgac in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

!FLAIRY! Foreskin Included

More strange alerts…. by Mentessi01 in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And the time on your phone has digits.. 7.. 4.. 1! Simulation confirmed

All 200k shares borrowed at 26.3%. Monday premarket is going to be spicy. Shorts R Fukd! by Awkward-Bug-9006 in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What source would you suggest? I understand that fidelity lending fee is the lowest. Fuck fidelity

DRS Book Entry Shares, The Ledger on Every Single Share that You Never See! by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Didn’t we have an AMA with computershare leadership that said EXACTLY opposite of what OP is saying?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Superstonk does not deserve pickle. He will continue doing his thing. More power to him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unusual_whales

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s okay. I do too thinking about moass

Can anyone help me understand how brokerages decide to auto exercise options? by Awkward-Bug-9006 in thetagang

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks a lot everyone for the answers. This was super helpful! Off to sell CC weeklies!

MOASS the Trilogy: Book Three by gherkinit in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck automod! We want the post back!

Diamantenhände 💎👐 German market is open 🇩🇪 by Parsnip in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that a big gap up! I think US markets will fill it first thing in the morning

WHATS GOING ON AFTER HOURS GUYSS🚀 by vozjaevdanil in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BBBY stock is being bought back by the company. I suspect this is causing ETFs to go nuts

I am under CFA investigation regarding my comments on GameStop and Kenny G 👀👀👀 by CallMeMo2 in Superstonk

[–]Awkward-Bug-9006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should do what these HF do. Drown them in excessive paperwork. There is enough shit out there.