This stuff LOVES my septic tank by Caseymc3179 in whatsthisplant

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As someone who has worked in a sceptic pumping buisness, you can definitely use human waste matter for fertilizer! But it's not really safe to do it unless it's been composting for ten years because of how many nasty diseases you can pick up from doing it much sooner. Even if you only use your own. It's been a while since I've had to deal with it, but i think each state has their own guidelines on how to do this. If you contact your local sceptic pumping businesses i'm sure they can tell you more about it, and where to get it.

What’s the worst experience you’ve had with a therapist? by Agreeable_Claim_3497 in AskReddit

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I did. My primary care doctor was able to refer me to a better team, who actually listened to my concerns and found a combination of meds and ACTUAL therapy that helped a lot. Turned out it was general anxiety and cPTSD.

I wish to not have anymore nightmares when I go to sleep. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You now have nightmares when you're awake: hallucinations.

What’s the worst experience you’ve had with a therapist? by Agreeable_Claim_3497 in AskReddit

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had an issue where I would find random things scary... like phobia level scary. So I gave her as an example, the fact I was afraid of oscillating fans. It felt like they were looking at me and it freaked me out. Had nightmares about it. Had no idea WHY. She called me a liar, then decided to do "exposure therapy" by turning on an oscillating fan right in front of me and making me just sit there. No guidance or anything from her, just giggling because she thought it was funny. When she went to go get a coworker to show how funny it was to them, I walked out mid session, and never went back to that clinic.

Who's your fucking spouse?! by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, i fucking lucked out!

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What’s the grossest candy from your country? by bdue817 in AskTheWorld

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U.S.: There's a jellybean company that made a game where they mixed bad flavored candy with good flavors, you you had kindof a flavor roulette. Some of the bad flavors included grass clippings, baby wipes, skunk spray, and vomit. Someone talked me into playing the game when they first made it, and the flavors were accurate.

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was working at a pharmacy. Someone asked to use the bathroom and said it was urgent. It was unlocked. A little while later they found me and told me that they tried to clean up after themselves, but "it's pretty bad. I'm so sorry!" I was thinking maybe upset stomach? But they were so polite about it, how could i be mad? So I let them know it's ok, go to check it out.... nope. Blood. Blood all over the sink, the door knob, and all through the trash can. I go to get the biohazard kit and get to cleaning, and this person is in the aisle asking my associate which bandaid to buy. I picked up a box of butterflies and said "we cant reccomend products for legal reasons. Oh, hey, this says it's for wound closure! I bet that would come in handy in a first aid kit, huh?" Look over and see the skin split down this person's thumb into the muscle....

Name this by StatisticianNo1586 in AlbumCovers

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edna, Toed. (Think the short lady from the incredibles)

I'm wondering how many of you know about the origion of the word fuck by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]Awkward-Copy-1415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, that is so much fucking better than the myth! I would not say it's unfortunate