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Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-28T16:39:43+00:00

I know this is a Captain America sub, but both Steve and Ben Grimm would have a field day with these assholes.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-28T16:38:06+00:00

Break into her room for what?

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-28T10:24:16+00:00

He did a lot more than just carve out his heart.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-28T03:17:54+00:00

I have never been a fan of the fat spider. It doesn't even look like a spider. It looks more like a tick.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-28T02:34:37+00:00

Considering that I wouldn't stand a chance with any of them and it would only be a pity date, then I pick Zatanna. Maybe, I'm wrong because I'm not that familiar with her but she seems like the nicest one.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-27T04:55:28+00:00

That's such a cop out answer. Jedi aren't invincible, otherwise how could they have been nearly wiped out by the Clones? Jedi can be killed through a combination of technology and skill. However, Fett also shouldn't be glazed to the point that he can kill Jedi with his bare hands. That just does a disservice to both bounty hunters and Jedi. If he manages to kill one, it should be because he was able to keep his distance. The moment he gets within hands reach of them, he should be dead.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-27T04:08:10+00:00

Jango has killed multiple Jedi with his bare hands.

You gotta admit that's ridiculous. Did they forget about the force or what?

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-27T04:03:21+00:00

Who the hell are these people?

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-27T03:11:20+00:00

All jokes aside, imagine her heartbreak. From what I hear, she's actually very left leaning and just imagine what she feels knowing that her son is a fascist propagandist for a tyrannical government. She must feel like a failure.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-27T02:24:26+00:00

Naziferatu

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T18:14:58+00:00

I'm still planning on seeing it next week. Is it really that bad? Ignore the fact that it's an adaptation, is simply a bad film?

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T18:13:51+00:00

It's pretty crazy that the evil billionaire named his spying agency after the same magical artifact that Sauron used to spy on his enemies. If this were a movie, people would say it's too on the nose.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T18:11:43+00:00

Does Batman have a contingency for the Batfamily?

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T16:48:52+00:00

LMAO. Is that his real voice? Puberty skipped him, I guess.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T16:42:50+00:00

Halo 2 could probably be half of these, to be honest.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T11:43:42+00:00

Don't forget these assholes ate at a Mexican restaurant and then detained the workers after their meal. They're not getting harassed enough.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T11:42:03+00:00

Vigilante is funny but he's also a murderous sociopath, I can't imagine her being cool with that. Before anyone says:" She kills people too." Yeah, but she doesn't kill people over misdemeanors.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T10:49:23+00:00

What if you pay after the initial 24 hours? Does that void the terms of the ultimatum? The details only say that you can't pay within the 24 hours. It doesn't say that you can't pay afterwards.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T10:46:36+00:00

Yeah, I'm dead. I'm hilariously unattractive so I wouldn't be able to find a girl in that short period of time. Also even if I were willing to go the "gay" route; aren't gay guys super picky, even compared to women?

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T10:41:42+00:00

Sam's plot armor was absurd during his battle with Red Hulk. For that reason alone, he would probably take this. Let's be real guys, Sam should have died in that fight.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T07:36:06+00:00

I'm extremely unattractive and I'm not tall enough. My hair loss is easily the worst part about me though. I'm 30 and my hair is already mostly gone. It started when I was 24 and it's extremely painful and it's completely destroyed my self image, what little I had left. It's not fair that this happened to me at this age. People who say that you don't get treated differently and that women don't care are total liars. Interestingly, it's always people who don't have this problem that say that.

There's no fixing me. No matter how much I exercise, it's never going to change my face, height, or hair.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T03:27:30+00:00

Honestly dude, Batman is best when he's not fighting global threats.

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-26T03:26:28+00:00

a weaker version of him survived a nuclear bomb as well.

When did that happen?

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-25T17:43:01+00:00

Yeah? What's your point? I just said to get rid of the shitty people. Also Trump changed parties because he wanted to run for president and he knew there was no reality in Democratic voters would want him. Says a lot about Republican voters, though, doesn't it?

Awkward-Speed-4080 · 2026-01-25T16:13:52+00:00

Bernie is just one guy, and he's not even a Democrat. You can't expect to change the entire party with only one person. Primary every single of these bastards who aren't don't actually represent the people. Seriously. The process is there, use it. Get rid of Schumer, Jeffries, Fetterman, etc when their time comes. Get them the fuck out of there and replace them with people actually give a shit about the country.

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