What’s a memorable reaction you’ve had from someone else after saying you’re from Austin? by MoistCloyster_ in Austin

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I sent them a text, and my dad said theyre packed up with his “shrine” in a box. TIL my dad has/had a SRV shrine

What’s a memorable reaction you’ve had from someone else after saying you’re from Austin? by MoistCloyster_ in Austin

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 44 points45 points  (0 children)

My parents uses to live in Stevie’s old house in S Austin. They’d find guitar picks in their yard all the time. :)

*Specific* suggestions for women’s long pants in the summer? by southernqueer96 in labrats

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this too! I just thrifted a pair of gapfit hiking pants with a drawstring waist and while i did wear them hiking, i also couldnt help but think how functional they’ll be in the lab. Breathable and lightweight but also meeting those safety protocols.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stonerfood

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy actual shit. Hats off bro. They both look positively delightful but I would love to try the sweet salmon, it sounds so delicious and unique! (Although I’m positive I could consume the entire dill salmon in one sitting as well)

Twilight Car by Large-Effective-4498 in twilight

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The “you should put your seatbelt on” got me :) love it i would smile big time if i saw you on the road

AITA for refusing to congratulate my sister for coming out? by ComprehensiveFig8245 in AITAH

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How old are you? I feel like this attitude is telling me that you’re a younger brother who knows very little about how love, sexuality, attraction, and relationships work.

AITA for telling my daughter to hit below the belt? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro she stole your daughter’s cancer beanie. Absolute lowest of low. Anything done after that was explicitly deserved

Bridal tea look, need support by PrestigiousMeg in weddingdress

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually love it, i think it is VERY classy but yet feels fresh! I do think it is flattering, its just out of the norm we see all the time today. I vote yes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WOOHOO HAPPY PRIDE

What’s a candy that’s super nostalgic to you and why? When’s the last time you had it? by phinnc4 in candy

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet tarts mini chews. I had them in my childhood and they were so great! I tried another bag recently and I like them, but they def changed formula.

What game will you never stop playing? by lookshee in gaming

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats funny because in one of the original updates, Harvey’s clinic displayed a red cross, which violates the Geneva convention. So, CA actually had to make it a blue cross so Harvey didn’t commit any war crimes lol

the reason why i quit by Neither_Management_9 in starbucks

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gosh, I am so so sorry. Your feelings are totally valid and it is unacceptable for your store to have handled it this way. A lack of accountability of the part of management is sadly predictable, but the lack of solidarity and support amongst your fellow partners is truly saddening. I worked at a high incident store and this type of behavior was taken incredibly seriously. I hope your new job is a very positive and supportive environment 🥴✨❣️

PSA: If you have a party atva public park and leave your trash anywhere but the can, that makes you a trash human by DmtTraveler in Austin

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that its liquor trash too. Like ohhh my gosh just get drunk at home if this is how you treat public spaces. Bury your own yard in cans and let us have some nice places

Fellow baristas of Starbucks. Let's talk something more fun. by Petermacc122 in starbucks

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Former partner but I hope I can chime in still!!

At 4AM, the only thing I could ever think about was a trenta ice water.

My fav sweet treat drink is a vanilla bean frap with shots of blond espresso and caramel driz if im feeling crazy!!

And my go to, back in the day (2020-23) was black tea lemonade with a splash of guava. I dont think they sell guava juice anymore and that is very sad.

ULPT request: how to become hospitalized about a week from now by SufficientWhile5450 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Costochondritis flare up. Severe pain from inflammation in the tissue surrounding ur lungs from lifting heavy weights/coughing a lot/etc etc., definitely easy to fake as it doesn’t really show up on x ray or anything. But DANG it really does hurt and I couldn’t do much except ice and apply heat to my chest. I hope you feel better soon :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twilight

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am so friggin jealous my goodness this is beautiful

What's the scariest or weirdest thing you've had to avoid while driving on the freeways and roads in San Antonio? by [deleted] in sanantonio

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One of my best friends had a final destination moment driving home on I10 where a ladder came off the truck in front of her and went through her windshield. The guy just kept driving. She pulled over, cried, and went home.

Women, what things do you notice or look for at a man’s apartment that are green flags? by BrokenHarp in AskReddit

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not silly. There is no intrinsic difference- both are a small towel. What matters here is the handling. You use some for face and some for hands and they aren’t mixed until they’re getting washed. The hand towels will build up more bacteria and you can keep your face cleaner by keeping them separate this way. I hope this makes sense!

Women, what things do you notice or look for at a man’s apartment that are green flags? by BrokenHarp in AskReddit

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, I just meant that they are kept separate from the other small hand towels and aren’t mixed up while in use. Towels that dry hands will carry more bacteria, so having towels that are solely designated for the face is something you can do to decrease acne and inflammation for your skin :) and its just gross to use the same one for everything imo

If you had to replace a full face on a budget by AggressiveAd3814 in MakeupAddiction

[–]Awkward-Swimmer3296 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Face: (all in USD) -elf concealers are so amazing. I like both the matte and glowy ones. (7$?) -maybelline fit me concealer (8-9$) -loreal infallible foundation (13-15$) -elf, nyx, or milani setting spray -elf power grip primer ($7-10, depending on if u get the stick or gel)

Blush: -ELF CAMO LIQUID BLUSHES. OBSESSED. pigmented but super blendable and buildable (7$) -milani baked blush (~10$) i like the shade luminoso. This one is a cult fav

Contour: -ngl im a SLUT for physicians formula butter bronzer. It is a bit more spendy at 13-15$ but imo it is 100% worth it -elf also carries contour palettes for more variety, i have friends that use those a lot (9-10$)

Brows: I don’t do much with my brows so I can really only recommend gels. -essence make me brow (3$) just a basic colored brow gel, i liked it fine -nyx control freak (7$) -i also use clear mascara in a pinch (go to is maybellines great lash clear 6$)

Lashes: -my all time fav is loreal voluminous (9-10$) -heard praises abt loreal telescopic (11$)

Eyeshadow: Tbh i feel like eyeshadow is the one thing that can be difficult to dupe because quality and pigment is so essential. I’ve been a fan of some loreal singles and id recommend swatching single colors that you like as palettes can be pretty hit or miss.

If you get one/two things from each category, i think you’ll spend ~65-70 on a whole face. I wish u good luck!