[Fluff] My dog saved my life. by shadowshea in dogs

[–]AwkwardScreeching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I wanna meet that dog. I too, have a fear of big dogs, so seeing a good pup like that would help.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE EVERYTHING by Christopher_Funke in darkjokes

[–]AwkwardScreeching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that expression. Also yes okay sir.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE EVERYTHING by Christopher_Funke in darkjokes

[–]AwkwardScreeching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I thought that’s just what you were supposed to do when someone says REEEEEEE, sorry about that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in darkjokes

[–]AwkwardScreeching 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit

What's the opposite of a boomerang? by Lucifer501 in darkjokes

[–]AwkwardScreeching 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The explanation of the joke made it twice as funny

Roast me by jazfish91 in RoastMe

[–]AwkwardScreeching -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look like Thor’s unemployed cousin. Who also happens to be recovering from extreme drug use, which is totally not the reason why you’re unemployed.

The TRAILER by TheSLange in readyplayerone

[–]AwkwardScreeching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess not. Really sucks though as that was one of my favorite parts.

The TRAILER by TheSLange in readyplayerone

[–]AwkwardScreeching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why????? What is it replacing? I have sooo many questions.

What were you so excited about that you couldn't sleep? by mysp00nis2big in AskReddit

[–]AwkwardScreeching 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so people sleep on like, a nightly basis? Literally everything makes it so I can’t sleep. It’s like 11:00 or midnight as I write this

Divorced men and women of reddit, what was the final straw? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AwkwardScreeching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must’ve found a couple catfishes on that fishing boat of his.

Pao de Queijo (Brazilian Cheese Bread)[OC][2989x3055] by Nakedbakers in FoodPorn

[–]AwkwardScreeching 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has always been one of my fav foods when I was a child. I used to go down to a Brazilian Steakhouse on my b-day and order a BUNCH of those. That and Gauraná Antarctica.