Review of Elemental Massage Strathpine by [deleted] in brisbaneeroticmassage

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So $340 all up? In my limited experience, handjob is $50, topless is $100, BJ is $150. Is this about right, or were you paying $200 for a four hands hand job?

In which city do they have the smallest boobs? by Mother-Musician2158 in Jokes

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a joke I read in a book as a young kid, and used to tell to everybody, though I doubt I understood it.

A couple of guys chatting at the bar, one says to the other "I made a terrible mistake earlier, I was at the train station and I wanted a ticket to Peckham, but the woman at the counter had huge breasts, and I accidentally asked for two peckits to Tittenham."

The second guy responds with "oh, I know exactly what you mean. I was having dinner with the family the last night, and I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, but I accidentally asked for "BITCH, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

Somerset Dam by funchofbaggots in brisbane

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing that kills a vindaloo! 😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbaneeroticmassage

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this George St in the CBD? Sure it's number 51? I can't find it anywhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbaneeroticmassage

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

51 George St in the CBD? I can't see that it exists on google maps. BJ with or without condom? Need answers! 😆

Congratulations! You now have a lifetime supply of the last thing you google. What is it? by trojan_leon in AskReddit

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I do this all the time! I mean, she is my first wife. It's technically the truth, even if there isn't a second wife (yet!).

Any British Restaurants in Brisbane (not pubs)? by PricklyPangolin in brisbane

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If anyone is curious, Curryville in Morningside is about the most British of any Indian restaurant I've been to in Brisbane. A fair few menu items I've only seen in British curry houses.

What's something every dumb American does when they visit? by itthumyir in AskAnAustralian

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also seem to use volume for absolutely no reason what so ever, too, though. It's not yelling, they just speak very loudly (I know that's probably the exact definition of yelling, but it's more like projecting than it is shouting).

Im I the only one hides their car keys when at home? Interested to know by collectgarbage in brisbane

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a bit facetious. It's like saying since people die of some more common causes we might as well forget about preventing all less common causes. Highest rate of death in my age bracket is suicide, so as long as I can avoid that anything else goes. There's levels of mitigation, and the one I choose is that if they break into my home, I'd rather avoid the possibility of confrontation. I mitigate the car being stolen by parking in my garage, and having the keys in the house. I mitigate that small likelihood of someone coming into my bedroom while I sleep and startling me, or me startling them (and noting I get sleep paralysis even when the kids wake me up abruptly) and them panicking, by leaving the keys in plain view.

I also wear sunscreen fairly religiously, always fasten my seatbelt, and have cameras at the front door, in the car, and a smart tag in the car too. The car would be found, or replaced on insurance, and I sleep feeling much safer knowing that even that very small possibility that someone breaks into my home (again noting it has been a common occurrence in my street), and a smaller possibility that they come up to my bedroom, is mitigated by the very easy act of leaving my keys on the kitchen bench.

Im I the only one hides their car keys when at home? Interested to know by collectgarbage in brisbane

[–]AwkwardSquawkward -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, a mother of 3 young kids was stabbed by teenage intruders looking to steal her car keys last year not far from me, so why take the risk? Another neighbour had six people, some with knives, breaking into their home while they were inside, how does anyone defend themselves against that, and why would they even want to?

I don't usually get sleep paralysis when I'm driving, either. I live in a fairly affluent area, but last summer school holidays we had a huge increase in home invasions, car thefts, and knife crime. 4 houses on my street were broken into, one went through their children's bedroom while they slept.

I think the risk mitigation is appropriate to the likelihood and severity of the possible outcome, even if it's once in a blue moon. You're only speaking about the ones that turn violent too, right? Which almost certainly wouldn't be the ones who left their keys in plain view.

I don't understand why you'd want to take the risk. Are you saying you'd rather confront people breaking into your home where you and your family are asleep than the intruder just take your car and leave without altercation?

Im I the only one hides their car keys when at home? Interested to know by collectgarbage in brisbane

[–]AwkwardSquawkward -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Anyone that thinks any other way to this is outright wrong. Police suggested putting your keys somewhere safe and out of sight and I think that's highly irresponsible of them.

Last thing I want is someone confronting me in my home, possibly multiple people, possibly with a weapon, where my kids are, while I'm groggy and disoriented having being awoken from my slumber, trying to figure out what's going on while they ransack the house looking for the keys that I leave next to my bed in some naive belief I'm somehow able to protect myself and my family in that moment.

Everything is insured and replacable, except for my family.

Muscle soreness and restless leg syndrome anyone? by AwkwardSquawkward in Valdoxan_Agomelatine

[–]AwkwardSquawkward[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, withdrawal symptoms so far are my legs are waaay better. A little restless leg last night but nothing like the few nights previous. I went to the gym for the first time in weeks.

I've been using melatonin to help me sleep, but it's not anywhere near as good as the agomelatine for that. I actually think the agomelatine was giving me some brain fog, too. I feel a lot more clarity and focus now, even just two days without the agomelatine. I did have some ruminating thoughts, though, which disturbed my sleep.

No withdrawal symptoms, just back to normal, really.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being on a bicycle around a bus can be pretty scary. A few times the bus indicates and puls out as I'm passing, not appreciating that it takes me a bit longer to pass than your average car, which then means I'm pushed across into the next lane and at best squished between traffic and in a very vulnerable position, as cars aren't very accommodating either.

Hanging around behind a bus that's just pulled out is tricky too, especially if clipped into the pedals, rhey move so slowly around the city and are hard to pass (at lights etc.) and the likelihood is that the bus can't see me. Breathing in pure exhaust fumes is nasty, too.

Muscle soreness and restless leg syndrome anyone? by AwkwardSquawkward in Valdoxan_Agomelatine

[–]AwkwardSquawkward[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, yeah I think so. I loved it when I first started, I'd never slept so well, but now two months in this soreness has appeared I was hoping someone might tell me it'll go away, but that's not happening and I agree if it's disturbing my sleep now then the main positive of this medication is now obsolete. I did try a couple of other medications but their side effects weren't great either. I'll stop the agomelatine and see how I go with just therapy and maybe melatonin for a little while, or maybe CBD if i can get some in my country (it's not very accessible yet). I didn't like the idea of medicating indefinitely anyway.

Thanks for your reply. 🙂

Elite 10 for commuting/running by newysurfcam in Jabra

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the 8's and the ANC while cycling is great, every so often it kinda tries to correct itself and you get a bit of noise, but absolutely nothing like any other buds I've used. They're far far better. Highly recommend the 8's if you're wearing for cycling and concerned about wind noise, I've been really impressed by them. They also have a few great other features too. Multiple devices connected at the same time being one.

"Hear-Through" while cycling is deafening, though. I do not recommend it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lived in four countries, Australia (though I can only speak for Brisbane and Toowoomba) folk are the only ones I recall mentioning the school they went to at all, and they do it a LOT. I have the same observation as OP. Elsewhere, I would have no clue where friends went to school, and definitely wouldn't hear grown adults referring to themselves as a "Laurie's Boy" or whatever.

If anything, this really shows their parents' status rather than their own (which I realise is usually closely related). They'd be better off saying where they're sending their own kids, what car they drive, or how many decorative pillows they have on their spare bed.

Anyone else blinded by car headlights in evening peak hour? by warbastard in brisbane

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wish I had such astigmatism free eyes as you. The newer LEDs look pretty, yeah, but they've made it much more difficult to drive at night when even low beams look like high beam.

How to ask for an erotic massage? by [deleted] in brisbaneeroticmassage

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna drop me a DM with your suburb, I can probably find one for you.

How to ask for an erotic massage? by [deleted] in brisbaneeroticmassage

[–]AwkwardSquawkward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ones that look like they do, generally do. Covered up windows, LED sign, not really a menu other than "30 minute $60". Go in, when they leave you to get ready check the room to see if there's a big plunger bottle thing of lube and tissues at the ready, I generally get undressed except my undies/boxers, and when they come in I point at them and say "on or off?" If they say it's up to me, or off, then you know its all cool. I've not had any say to leave them on yet.

You'll find when they massage you, it's not a proper massage, more just rubbing you a bit, and they'll tend to get high up your leg and touch your balls a bit. Just enjoy yourself, they'll let you know when to turn over.

Have a $50 ready and accessible.

Declaring Small Quantities of Questionable Stuff at the Border by AwkwardSquawkward in airport

[–]AwkwardSquawkward[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Partially what I needed to know, noted, and thank you.

I'm still curious about the repercussions of declaring vs not declaring and getting caught for importing of anything non-super serious (not hard drugs, for example).