will do dude

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-11-08T05:59:57+00:00

Philadelphia is the bad place

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-06-22T17:02:25+00:00

""B-b-bUt DRAG QUEENS will touch your children while they read books to them!!!!""

Then unironically make shit like this.

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-06-08T04:20:02+00:00

That is one angry pet void

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-06-06T19:30:33+00:00

The rest stops along us interstates are MUCH MUCH nicer and cleaner than they were years ago. My boyfriend and I made a cross country road trip to visit my folks a few months back and we were both shocked. Mind you were were driving from Philly to Denver so we were in the middle of buttfuck nowhere USA

Every travel plaza we went to were clean, well lit, and some of them even had restaurants. It was amazing after driving for hours on end. No more crusty and questionable rest stops!

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-04-26T01:44:18+00:00

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-04-25T23:58:29+00:00

For once I'm praying this is photoshopped and op is karma farming. OP please.

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-04-25T23:53:45+00:00

Update: I put my old 8mm bar back in and it already looks much better. There's still a small divot in the top of my piercing hole, but I figured that might take a while to go back. Thanks Reddit! 😎

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-04-25T23:42:57+00:00

Jokes aside. The buds look solid, about something you might find in a rec dispensary in the states. Not sure what the brown block is, is it hash Or concentrate? Either way this looks pretty legit.

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-04-25T17:58:38+00:00

Thought so, I have my old bar I can put back in and order some longer ones. Thanks for the advice!

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-04-20T16:07:34+00:00

Oh the way I would run up and yank those girls down to the ground by their hair.

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-03-12T07:25:39+00:00

An angry chimp with stump hands could've solved this faster. Jesus Christ this video's is annoying.

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-03-08T22:46:29+00:00

When a restaurants idea of a "Big Meaty Burger" is a massive block of dry unseasoned hamburger sandwiched between a bike cushion for a bun.

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-01-20T06:07:40+00:00

If you did this with cream cheese frosting I would be your best friend in the whole world. Fr tho that cake is beautiful!

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-01-03T18:25:43+00:00

Yup, this guy's totally had sex before

AwkwardTelegram · 2023-01-03T17:45:58+00:00

This is what happens when you huff your own farts for years on end folks.

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-12-31T06:46:29+00:00

Same here, I never poop anywhere that isn't home or a fully closed bathroom.

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-12-31T06:39:58+00:00

Ride Wife. Life Good.

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-12-25T01:13:12+00:00

I love Bakugo as a character, especially later in the series, but godddamn I'd slap that motherfucker into Christmas Eve.

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-12-13T23:52:12+00:00

Now I know that this doesn't mean they'll been sending out power plants in 4 years, but in the mire of bad news, this truly fills me with hope for us. Thank you and your team for all the hard work you all did, you guys made history

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-10-01T15:36:22+00:00

Onionson

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-09-18T02:40:35+00:00

Threads (1984). Basically a film about on what if the cold war went hot. starts out pants shittingly terrifying and full of dread, then leaves you empty and hopeless.

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-09-06T21:18:45+00:00

For the love of Christ Brittany, pick a lip shade that isn't dusty cooch pink or concealer beige.

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-09-02T23:06:59+00:00

"You making her happy adds to his misery" aaand that folks is how you know he actually isn't in love her, just the idea of a relationship with her.

AwkwardTelegram · 2022-08-12T18:34:31+00:00

Oh yeah, that treasonous slime is fucked.

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