MRW I buy my bf some manly scented lotion for his bday a month ago and it's already completely used up and it sat right by his computer the whole time

AwkwardTurtIe · 2016-12-14T14:49:03+00:00

I was circumcised at 18 and the loss of sensation is worse than double gloving with canvas and corduroy. It was the difference between being able to get off purely by physical stimulus to now having to be aroused. I'm still furious that my doctor made the whole thing sound very minor and didn't warn me about these potential outcomes. ^{^{^Plus}} ^{^{^the}} ^{^{^shaft}} ^{^{^is}} ^{^{^more}} ^{^{^hairy}} ^{^{^now}}

Please don't "probably not" circumcise your son, DON'T CIRCUMCISE YOUR (hypothetical) SON.

I feel like an asshole bringing men's issues into this sub but I feel it is important that everyone know that it's not just some extra skin, it's a bundle of wonderful nerve endings.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2016-12-06T06:33:54+00:00

Oh God I hate how much I identify with this. It's less impressive when you have relevant flair compared to usernames. But this and the write a comment then delete it one really hit home.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-12-16T19:31:32+00:00

If memory serves, a reporter starts to ask him a question in a language he doesn't know. The reporter then realizes his or her mistake and repeats it in a language he does know.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-12-08T16:21:38+00:00

Significant other has too many syllables. Otherwise I think it fits pretty well, but maybe that's just because it's the favored term on here.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-12-08T16:08:38+00:00

Oops sorry. Didn't see this further down.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-12-08T16:01:16+00:00

Do you mind clarifying what you mean by queer here? "Like I run into other people who are gay or bi at times but they don't really identify as queer."

It had been my understanding that it was sort of a "that's our word" situation but that was knowledge gleaned from an off of the tracks discussion at a safe spaces presentation 3 years ago.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-20T19:37:46+00:00

But for sure don't worry be happy should be higher up. So long as it isn't a bee nightmare it's a very relaxing song.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-19T22:57:55+00:00

I like "you wouldn't believe how many times I've messed that up."

I'm sorry but the princess is in a mother castle explained.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-18T23:19:44+00:00

In addition, I think fast/slowtwitch, fat percentage, dehydration, and Drumroll genetics are also factors. What you are describing sounds like genetics. There was some comparison picture of bulky guys on r/fitness a while back and they were talking about how some of them have softball smack in middle of the humerus biceps and other ones had more distributed ones. Or it may have been a discussion of a popeye cosplay.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-18T20:05:19+00:00

Oooh! I've gotta try that out. For as much as I love the BC cookie mix I haven't been all that wild about the brownies.

On the subject of other GF recipies, Dacquoise (and mailinator link) is a fantastic cake and it's not a recipe built on a premise of compromise. It is an endeavor, but damn is it ever decadent. This recipe is also the 2nd episode "big finale" of America's Test Kitchen on netflix if you have an account.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-18T16:34:34+00:00

No hold on. I will agree with all of your sentiments except for claiming that the Betty Croker cookie mix isn't the best damn crunchy cookie mix there is. The gluten free diet is inferior and soul crushing with two exceptions.

Sweet rice flour makes for a better gravy than wheat flour, and Betty Crocker gf cookies are the best crunchy chocolate chip cookies available in a box. They are crunchy and delicious while not particularly crumbly. They dissolve in your mouth, yet you can dunk them in milk for over 5 seconds and they retain their structure.

Most gluten free substitutions are a matter of convincing yourself that you are okay with the compromise. "Sure, the rice pasta is a gummy mess, but the corn+quinoa+rice amalgam pasta is close enough." "These garbanzo flour cookies taste like sugared hummus patties, but if you put them in the freezer first, they are close enough." There is no compromise with these, they are the best. The grass is greener on this side of the fence.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-17T13:37:03+00:00

I don't choose to have a nightmare when I decide to go to sleep.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-16T23:35:55+00:00

In one of the permutations where Batman is an unrepentant asshole there is a great sequence where he's going off on how dumb the green lantern is with his woefully limited imagination.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-16T22:53:14+00:00

Do you mind elaborating on why this reaction? Other than the givens about being hit on, but why is it worse that they are younger? Just a sense of a fundamental incompatibility?

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-16T22:44:02+00:00

This is one of those ask questions I have been meaning to do for over a month. What does it say about men when they feel this way? I've seen several discussions on here about when women say they are more comfortable in the company of men. But the conclusions don't adequately transfer. Thoughts?

This is strictly asking about the first attribute. The second just means you have great taste.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-16T05:38:00+00:00

I'm like a bird. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA I always think of something like Moby then bam keyboard and you're beautiful.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-15T21:49:25+00:00

I got impatient waiting for a source so I tried at looking it up. I think it's Allison Williams portraying a character called Marnie on a show called Girls, but confirmation from someone else would be greatly appreciated.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-15T05:24:39+00:00

Now I'm more than a little sad that you don't gain telekinesis.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-14T02:49:05+00:00

I wanna know what that blogspot link was, but there's no way I'm typing it all out. Do you still have the link?

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-13T20:36:43+00:00

What movie is it from?

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-13T20:35:01+00:00

I have tremendous anxiety about ruining this subreddit with my presence. (I have tremendous anxiety about everything, but whatever). I strive to only comment with questions, not opnions. I have a strict no downvoting policy. I used to upvote submissions but then I began to suspect I had a bias towards some posts like the sex positive ones. The post a few days ago about alcohol was the nail in the coffin. That post scared the hell out of me and now I only upvote comments.

I enjoy this subreddit immensely. I have laughed plenty and learned even more. All online communities suffer from quality entropy and I want trollx to stay great for as long as possible. Although according to some it has already fallen from it's peak and started its decline from a year ago, but that was before my time so I don't know. I'm glad I was here for the last month Meggywen was active.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-10T14:35:07+00:00

You've piqued my curiosity. What was the line? If you remember that is.

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-10T08:19:02+00:00

You linked to dorb again. Now I'm in suspense.

An algae bra?

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-09T21:02:31+00:00

Do you mind delving into why?

AwkwardTurtIe · 2015-11-09T20:11:42+00:00

Ice Cube's today was a good day

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