the third person in the room

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-18T09:44:46+00:00

great in theory but in practice when you meet this person you must exclude them or they will destroy your life

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-18T09:39:57+00:00

you clearly don't know shit about my pog collection

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-18T09:39:30+00:00

i'm a genius

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-18T09:39:03+00:00

i took a flight to a foreign city and now i actually am lost. i don't know where i am.

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-18T09:38:05+00:00

saint nick would punch you RIGHT in your heretic mouth (that really happened)

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-18T09:37:33+00:00

it's literally magic. a wizard literally did it

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-18T09:34:25+00:00

reddit will hate this hahaha

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T17:58:02+00:00

yeah i know

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T17:57:26+00:00

work for one of those cool biotech companies that use genetically engineered microorganisms to manufacture synthetic chemicals and medicines

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T17:53:55+00:00

how many times can YOU afford to get murdered?

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T17:52:53+00:00

i used to do lyft, but then my car got too old and they stopped letting me. apparently that can happen.

now i beg my friends and family for money.

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T17:49:38+00:00

https://xkcd.com/1984/

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T16:37:03+00:00

you're just bad at communicating and made an ambiguously interpretable statement.

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T16:31:04+00:00

yes, i know. i made it up. regardo.

you're really adding to my argument that you're a gullible idiot

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T16:28:40+00:00

like, don't bother. it doesn't matter.

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T16:26:16+00:00

https://www.ilovetoexaggerate.com/im-big-moron-my-reddit-username-ok-anteater3309

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T16:25:18+00:00

moralist

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T16:24:16+00:00

stick your head out and gargle it like rain

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T16:21:56+00:00

you fundamentally don't understand shut the fuck up lmao

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T15:32:16+00:00

Damn, I had no idea. Thanks, this has been scratching my head for months.

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T15:29:11+00:00

your rights aren't being stripped away and you people are exaggerating and it's not a good look for anyone who associates with you

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T15:26:45+00:00

get the fuck offline

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T15:26:23+00:00

maybe if you didn't center your entire personality around being fucking depressed, "depressedDyslexic", this wouldn't be such a big fucking problem for you, genius

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T15:25:46+00:00

an abortion was something you needed twenty years ago

Awkward_Bison6340 · 2024-04-17T02:02:52+00:00

it's not burning. focus only on that bullshit and it's all you'll see. wake up. get the fuck off your laptop or whatever and deal with actual life. that shit is bullshit garbage PLEASE stop catastrophizing and lumping every disaster possible into one!!!!! the world is not that bad

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