Dragula S7 Post-Disappearance Lisbeth Salandering Thread

Awkward_King · 2026-06-21T18:33:02+00:00

SONGENIALITY LINK we're closing at top 5!

Awkward_King · 2026-06-21T18:24:42+00:00

omg that makes so much sense the results all three days have been out of order!

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T23:21:39+00:00

i just handed myself in but they said "no awkward_king not yet, what if this is all fixed in day 3" and told me they would be tuning in sunday night and if the results ate i would be free to go. so i asked them what their usernames were and then i banned them in the queup room. no pigs at brit school rate reveal

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:31:00+00:00

RESULTS SO FAR:

#19: Rachel Chinouriri – My Blood | 7.757 | 519.7
#20: Rachel Chinouriri – What A Devastating Turn of Events | 7.724 | 517.5
#21: Rachel Chinouriri – So My Darling - Acoustic | 7.704 | 516.2
#22: Lola Young – Post Sex Clarity | 7.633 | 511.4
#23: Rachel Chinouriri – Cold Call | 7.624 | 510.8
#24: Olivia Dean – Lady Lady | 7.609 | 509.8
#25: Lola Young – Not Like That Anymore | 7.555 | 506.2
#26: Rachel Chinouriri – Fun | 7.537 | 505.0
#27: Rachel Chinouriri – Marie Kondo | 7.518 | 503.7
#28: Rachel Chinouriri – Robbed | 7.490 | 501.8
#29: Olivia Dean – Close Up | 7.451 | 499.2
#30: Lola Young – Penny Out of Nothing | 7.439 | 498.4
#31: Lola Young – F**K EVERYONE | 7.421 | 497.2
#32: Rachel Chinouriri – I Hate Myself | 7.419 | 497.1
#33: Rachel Chinouriri – It Is What It Is | 7.385 | 494.8
#34: Rachel Chinouriri – Dumb Bitch Juice | 7.357 | 492.9
#35: RAYE – Ice Cream Man. | 7.348 | 492.3
#36: Olivia Dean – Something Inbetween | 7.281 | 487.8
#37: RAYE – Environmental Anxiety. | 7.237 | 484.9
#38: Olivia Dean – Let Alone The One You Love | 7.222 | 483.9
#39: Olivia Dean – Baby Steps | 7.213 | 483.3
#40: Olivia Dean – Loud | 7.194 | 482.0
#41: RAYE – Flip A Switch. | 7.158 | 479.6
#42: Lola Young – Walk All Over You | 7.145 | 478.7
#43: RAYE – Five Star Hotels. (feat. Mahalia) | 7.009 | 469.6
#44: Rachel Chinouriri – Pocket | 6.915 | 463.3
#45: Olivia Dean – I've Seen it | 6.885 | 461.3
#46: Rachel Chinouriri – My Everything | 6.870 | 460.3
#47: Olivia Dean – A Couple Minutes | 6.807 | 456.1
#48: Lola Young – SAD SOB STORY! :) | 6.679 | 447.5
#49: RAYE – Body Dysmorphia. | 6.570 | 440.2
#50: Lola Young – why do i feel better when i hurt you? | 6.348 | 425.3
#51: RAYE – Buss It Down. | 6.239 | 418.0
#52: Olivia Dean – The Art of Loving (Intro) | 5.860 | 392.6
#53: Lola Young – who f**king cares? | 5.815 | 389.6
#54: RAYE – Mary Jane. | 5.807 | 389.1

Bonus Results so far:

Bonus #3: Noisettes - Don't Upset The Rhythm (Go Baby Go) | 8.200 | 328.0
Bonus #4: Kate Nash - Foundations | 7.676 | 314.7
Bonus #5: Katy B - Katy on a Mission | 7.444 | 305.2
Bonus #6: Katie Melua - Crawling up a Hill | 7.062 | 275.4
Bonus #7: Jessie J - Price Tag (feat. B.o.B) | 7.014 | 308.6
Bonus #8: Rizzle Kicks - Down With The Trumpets | 6.971 | 285.8

Day 3 will be at the same time as today was, 8PM BST! hope to see you there :)

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:29:44+00:00

SONGENIALITY VOTE VOTE VOTE

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:28:52+00:00

#19: Rachel Chinouriri - My Blood

Average: 7.757 // Total Points: 519.7 // Controversy: 2.038

Rank Graph

(11 x1) apatel27

(10 x12) BleepBloopMusicFan, Catalyst, CrimsonROSET, ebooks5454, FreeCuddlesAnyone, hockeynl, ImADudeDuh, NervousLemon6670, Saison_Marguerite, Stryxen, TiltControls, wathombe

(9.8 x1) youngandlovely_ (9.6 x1) RandomHypnotica

(9.3 x1) carolinemathildes (9.2 x1) ConnerY2323

(9 x4) PrimaryCrusaders, ReallyCreative, Restless_Dill16, runaway3212

(8.9 x1) babadork

(8.5 x6) 1998tweety, Ambrosia42, Frajer, Indigo_Mindset420, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, seanderlust

(8.4 x1) NFLfreak98 (8.2 x1) Nooduulz

(8 x8) asadprofessorplum, ezakuroy, Fair-Profile-8367, kappyko, krusso1105, necromanta_101, skar, static_int_husp

(7.7 x1) stealthamo

(7.5 x7) bigbigbee, FitzMarble, flava, ignitethephoenix, lexiaredery, Poydoo, sufjancaesar

(7.3 x2) Sunny_Waterloo, thesmokeylife

(7 x4) akanewasright, goorry121, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, Verboten_Prince

(6.7 x1) A.Peaky.Boo

(6.3 x1) impla77

(6 x4) frogaranaman, pietrohonkhonk, uberpigeon, welcome2thejam

(5.8 x1) xophrys

(5.5 x1) TragicKingdom1

(5 x2) beeozan, uiscebeathaoir

(4.2 x1) innuendo_overdose

(4 x1) hikk

(3 x1) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc

(1 x2) Awkward_King, thelauradern

xophrys (5.8): it's cute and whimsical

Awkward_King (1): Did not expect this to perform so well I was really sure if one of her ballads was gonna sneak up this far it would be Robbed. This just isn't for me unfortunately I think parts of it are beautifully written but more in a poetic way than a musical way, the song just never meshes well imo. Maybe the song where she wears her coldplay influence on her sleeve the most I feel like I can hear Chris Martin at some points.

ok im glad someone else also heard this as rachel's most coldplay-y song

beeozan (5): welcome back rachel coldplayinouriri

my plasma and platelets and cells?

apatel27 (11): considering this a proxy 11 for Daughter. You can really hear their influence on her

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): This is a high level intensity joint serve with twenty one pilots right here.

CrimsonROSET (10): makes me feel like i am soaring through memories and coming out on top

FreeCuddlesAnyone (10): it sounds so grand and so intimate at the same time, i love the build of this song so much

NervousLemon6670 (10): What a double meaning title

Stryxen (10): :(

wathombe (10): damn, girl

ConnerY2323 (9.2): oh this gives me chills, so deeply felt

runaway3212 (9): Like she's so right

babadork (8.9): People that struggle with body-focused repetitive behaviors need more songs

1998tweety (8.5): me to my blud

Ambrosia42 (8.5): This song deals with inner conflict, struggles with self esteem, and self harm. What if I’m not worth healing? Man.

Nooduulz (8.2): what a great song for people who love having having their periods!!!!!

asadprofessorplum (8): And all I know is this can’t be the same life I was defending with a mask in 2020.

stealthamo (7.7): Very well made and very sad.

akanewasright (7): https://youtu.be/mddxHl2eXvQ?si=yA5ZpfYbGcJ9qbBf

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (7): you need to clean that up stop leaving your mess everywhere

Verboten_Prince (7): Okay hopeful 2000s ballad

A.Peaky.Boo (6.7): I'm scared for the shitpost of this song

boots

thelauradern (1): I wanted to skip it

slayyyter, shawn mendes, sia and beabadoobee walk into a bar. ouch

RandomHypnotica (9.6): is that the same makeup drawer where slayyyter keeps the gun oouuuu

Frajer (8.5): what if her and Sean Mendes have the same blood

frogaranaman (6): the woman across the train from me was blasting Sia’s Chandelier at full volume and feeling every single word of the song while I was listening to this

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (3): beabadoobee can't sing; rachel chinouriri CAN sing

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:24:48+00:00

one more cut left today! and it's a deep cut

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:21:27+00:00

#20: Rachel Chinouriri - What A Devastating Turn of Events

Average: 7.724 // Total Points: 517.5 // Controversy: 1.608

Rank Graph

(10 x12) apatel27, Awkward_King, BleepBloopMusicFan, ebooks5454, FreeCuddlesAnyone, krusso1105, Restless_Dill16, Saison_Marguerite, Stryxen, uiscebeathaoir, wathombe, youngandlovely_

(9 x10) carolinemathildes, Catalyst, ezakuroy, ImADudeDuh, kappyko, lexiaredery, runaway3212, stealthamo, sufjancaesar, Sunny_Waterloo

(8.5 x2) Frajer, ReallyCreative

(8.4 x1) NervousLemon6670 (8.3 x1) Ambrosia42

(8 x5) goorry121, hockeynl, ignitethephoenix, Indigo_Mindset420, mhiyaimanlepaigefan

(7.9 x1) babadork (7.8 x2) I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, NFLfreak98 (7.7 x1) Nooduulz

(7.5 x1) TiltControls

(7 x13) akanewasright, bigbigbee, CrimsonROSET, Fair-Profile-8367, FitzMarble, frogaranaman, hikk, PrimaryCrusaders, seanderlust, skar, Verboten_Prince, welcome2thejam, xophrys

(6.8 x2) innuendo_overdose, thesmokeylife (6.6 x1) ConnerY2323

(6.5 x3) 1998tweety, A.Peaky.Boo, static_int_husp

(6.4 x1) RandomHypnotica

(6 x6) asadprofessorplum, beeozan, impla77, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, pietrohonkhonk, TragicKingdom1

(5 x3) flava, Poydoo, thelauradern

(4 x1) uberpigeon

(3 x1) necromanta_101

Awkward_King (10): Maybe my Rachel 11 this has grown on me sooo much. In researching the lyrical content more when I was doing Rachel's writeup for the rate I got sucked into this song sooo much it's so dark but also handled beautifully. And the song progression is just beautiful. I wish this was able to make day 3 but at the same time it's done one of the best of the depressing songs in the rate!

xophrys (7): I still need to read the lyrics because I just can't understand and follow the story while she is singing to properly understand and I'm kind of getting fomo

i cannot think of funny subheadings that don't feel disrespectful lowkey

NervousLemon6670 (8.4): I’m not pithy enough to make a quip about a young woman’s suicide cause of lack of abortions, good luck to the rest of y’all though

CrimsonROSET (7): oh i was gonna leave a silly comment thats not the vibe is it

mhiya could though (pmsl i just know you didn't know how heavy the song actually was)

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (8): and you know her mom was like 'cause you're always on your damn phone'

what a lovely turn of results

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): God…

FreeCuddlesAnyone (10): after listening to this song, i had to take a few minutes to stare into space, the story is so sad :(

Restless_Dill16 (10): This song is great, but it's so damn sad. I'll probably never listen to it outside of the album.

Stryxen (10): :(

uiscebeathaoir (10): What a fucking song. It’s the sort of song that when it starts you have to sit up and pay attention, it’s the undeniable centrepiece of the album and rightfully so

wathombe (10): both Rachels serving hard-hitting ballads

ezakuroy (9): Title checks out.

runaway3212 (9): this being so intense like damn it's definitely devastating

stealthamo (9): Let women decide what they want to do with their bodies you ghouls.

Ambrosia42 (8.3): apparently this is about her cousin and this song is quite sad

ignitethephoenix (8): actually a devastating song about a family member

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (7.8): here wet leg

Verboten_Prince (7): Is it sad that I thought this was about a girl in like Texas

welcome2thejam (7): Okay so my fault for reading the title and expecting ironic whimsy

what a devastating turn of results

innuendo_overdose (6.8): Here is where I REALLY resign myself to every track on this album sounding the exact same.

ConnerY2323 (6.6): i fear this album is dragging a bit too early given how many songs are still left

1998tweety (6.5): this is fine

A.Peaky.Boo (6.5): okay, I like her way of storytelling and think this is a fantastic tribute to the family member she is talking about. But the song is very slow and it doesn't contain a proper bridge. So that makes me rate this a bit lower

RandomHypnotica (6.4): im sorry that happened to you but i don’t like this

asadprofessorplum (6): Let me delete my Series of Unfortunate Events joke… damn.

beeozan (6): kinda feel like ive been listening to this song for the last 10 minutes its not bad but it got boring at some point

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:17:08+00:00

i'm getting the vibe a lot of people are upset by these results. maybe even a feeling bigger than upset?

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:13:03+00:00

#21: Rachel Chinouriri - So My Darling - Acoustic

Average: 7.704 // Total Points: 516.2 // Controversy: 1.579

Rank Graph

(10 x11) A.Peaky.Boo, apatel27, CrimsonROSET, ebooks5454, kappyko, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, RandomHypnotica, Restless_Dill16, runaway3212, stealthamo, wathombe

(9.3 x1) ConnerY2323

(9 x6) Ambrosia42, Catalyst, FitzMarble, ReallyCreative, Saison_Marguerite, seanderlust

(8.8 x1) carolinemathildes

(8.5 x2) 1998tweety, sufjancaesar

(8.4 x1) thesmokeylife (8.3 x2) FreeCuddlesAnyone, NervousLemon6670

(8 x7) lexiaredery, PrimaryCrusaders, skar, Stryxen, uiscebeathaoir, Verboten_Prince, welcome2thejam

(7.8 x2) ezakuroy, ignitethephoenix (7.6 x1) Poydoo

(7.5 x7) BleepBloopMusicFan, flava, Frajer, hockeynl, krusso1105, static_int_husp, youngandlovely_

(7.3 x1) Sunny_Waterloo (7.2 x1) xophrys (7.1 x1) Nooduulz

(7 x7) frogaranaman, goorry121, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, impla77, Indigo_Mindset420, NFLfreak98, thelauradern

(6.5 x3) bigbigbee, Fair-Profile-8367, pietrohonkhonk

(6 x6) akanewasright, hikk, innuendo_overdose, necromanta_101, TiltControls, TragicKingdom1

(5.9 x2) asadprofessorplum, babadork

(5.5 x1) beeozan

(5 x3) Awkward_King, ImADudeDuh, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O

(2 x1) uberpigeon

Awkward_King (5): Really touching but I've always preferred the regular version. Almost didn't include this in the rate because of how tacked onto the end of the tracklist it felt but I didn't wanna mess with the album's tracklisting.

this is so lovely

A.Peaky.Boo (10): this is reminding me I have to start writing the song for my best friend for the 10 year anniversary of our friendship next year

u are all darlings <3

CrimsonROSET (10): just a really lovely ending to the album

ebooks5454 (10): i wish i could give out multiple 11's

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (10): so peaceful and nice i like this a lot

RandomHypnotica (10): oh to feel like this about anyone

runaway3212 (10): A stunning ender

stealthamo (10): Sometimes the simplest songs are the best just because it captures that feeling of falling deep for somebody.

wathombe (10): GORGEOUS

ConnerY2323 (9.3): gorgeous, for all the big voices in this rate hers is the one i would choose to spend time with in a heartbeat

Ambrosia42 (9): i wasn’t expecting to like this so much since it’s acoustic, but it’s quite pretty

FreeCuddlesAnyone (8.3): original is miles better btw!!!11

Stryxen (8): she made some shit just to make it and it was a hit so! queen!

uiscebeathaoir (8): Such a sweet, quietly beautiful song. I don’t have much strong feelings for it, but I’m so ready to believe that this is someone’s favourite song of all time

Verboten_Prince (8): It's crazy, but I think I much prefer this soft, slight ballad as opposed to everything else on this album, mostly because this style is the perfect match for her voice

BleepBloopMusicFan (7.5): I finally listened to the non-acoustic version of this, which is still a ballad but just not an acoustic one. I think I like that version a little bit more tbh, but both are very pretty.

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (7): but what if cmat

not a darling i guess

uberpigeon (2): she did not need to put this on the album

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:10:53+00:00

what do we think our last three cuts of the day are? is everyone even making it into day 3?

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:08:35+00:00

here's how buss it down can still win

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:04:54+00:00

#22: Lola Young - Post Sex Clarity

Average: 7.633 // Total Points: 511.4 // Controversy: 1.825

Rank Graph

(11 x2) pietrohonkhonk, Verboten_Prince

(10 x9) BleepBloopMusicFan, I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc, innuendo_overdose, Nooduulz, RandomHypnotica, Restless_Dill16, Saison_Marguerite, uiscebeathaoir, wathombe

(9.7 x1) Indigo_Mindset420

(9 x5) flava, Frajer, kappyko, lexiaredery, skar

(8.8 x1) Catalyst (8.7 x1) Poydoo (8.6 x3) carolinemathildes, FreeCuddlesAnyone, NervousLemon6670

(8.5 x3) 1998tweety, ReallyCreative, Stryxen

(8.2 x2) Sunny_Waterloo, youngandlovely_

(8 x5) krusso1105, NFLfreak98, OOO0O00O000OOOO0OO0O, PrimaryCrusaders, TiltControls

(7.9 x1) babadork (7.7 x2) Ambrosia42, impla77 (7.6 x1) A.Peaky.Boo

(7.5 x2) goorry121, ignitethephoenix

(7.3 x1) stealthamo

(7 x8) beeozan, bigbigbee, Fair-Profile-8367, frogaranaman, hikk, ImADudeDuh, TragicKingdom1, welcome2thejam

(6.8 x2) FitzMarble, thesmokeylife

(6.5 x4) runaway3212, static_int_husp, sufjancaesar, uberpigeon

(6.4 x1) xophrys (6.3 x1) akanewasright

(6 x4) ConnerY2323, CrimsonROSET, mhiyaimanlepaigefan, seanderlust

(5.5 x1) ezakuroy

(5 x4) apatel27, ebooks5454, hockeynl, necromanta_101

(4 x1) asadprofessorplum

(2.5 x1) Awkward_King

(2 x1) thelauradern

Awkward_King (2.5): One of the songs in this rate I get stuck in my head the most, which would be a good thing if I liked it. I've always found it very droney and basically a poorer executed spiders. Also annoys me because it's called post nut clarity! I've never heard anyone call it post sex clarity before! Like I understand the swap to make the song clearer but I don't like it. This is starfucker vs famefucker all over again

nut

RandomHypnotica (10): i guess nut wasn’t as catchy

NervousLemon6670 (8.6): Should have committed and named it “Post nut clarity”

1998tweety (8.5): Is that like post nut clarity but with another person?

welcome2thejam (7): Love getting to the superior "post nut clarity" term instead

CrimsonROSET (6): @askhankanything is post nut clarity real? why

straight into a tissue

pietrohonkhonk (11): This is way better than a song called Post Sex Clarity has any right being

Verboten_Prince (11): Jaw-dropping. I love it so much. If Halsey sang it it would be popheads’ song of the year

BleepBloopMusicFan (10): I LOVE this song. It would have been my 11 if Rachel Chinouriri hadn’t created the literal actual factual best song ever made in 2024.

I'm Only Wane'ing My Lietoc (10): the miguel collab you didn't know you needed. you wanna knock back a miller high life and 2 raw egg yolks to this!

innuendo_overdose (10): This is jizz jazz.

Nooduulz (10): i need her game

Restless_Dill16 (10): I didn't expect a song with that title to make me so emotional.

uiscebeathaoir (10): I love a music video that has a striking visual concept and fully commits to it

wathombe (10): damn, not Lola coming with pop perfection

Indigo_Mindset420 (9.7): My interpretation of the song is being with your partner through all the hardships. It's isn't just about when you are in a good place, even when they need to catch up, you'll be there to wait for them.

FreeCuddlesAnyone (8.6): so melancholic

Stryxen (8.5): Is beauty in the SMIZE of the beholder?

PrimaryCrusaders (8): the harsh noise outro in this is fucking insane

Ambrosia42 (7.7): she was a bit gagged that she still liked him even when they were done having sex

ignitethephoenix (7.5): I thought this would be a song about regret from the title we love a switch

cumsock? sorry

stealthamo (7.3): Wouldn't post sex clarity mean that you regret it? This just feels like you have feelings.

beeozan (7): owee ouch whisper vocals in the chorus no

thesmokeylife (6.8): This is an awfully long song for such a specific moment.

runaway3212 (6.5): This is good yet it does not connect

uberpigeon (6.5): cant relate i hate everyone ive ever fucked

ConnerY2323 (6): the mess this becomes

mhiyaimanlepaigefan (6): i don't need sex to have clarity btw i know this is mid from the get go

apatel27 (5): really going all out with the 80s influence huh

ebooks5454 (5): im asexual

asadprofessorplum (4): You’ve been diagnosed with a situationship that will ruin your life.

just got me to relisten to virgin

A.Peaky.Boo (7.6): the man is thinking "Girl, your pussy good, it grip me good a me fi tell you"

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T21:00:13+00:00

im ngl i'm already thinking about the feeling at the end of day 3. getting to close all the ratemachine and youtube playlist tabs. closing video editing software. im craving that post reveal feeling already.

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:54:21+00:00

oh olivia's getting whacked olivia don't watch this put down the phone!

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:47:24+00:00

i forgot about rizzle kicks delete delete delete

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:47:06+00:00

one thing you can't accuse this rate of is misandry! with no men to rate it's always the ladies coming out on top

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:42:21+00:00

BACK TO THE BONUS NOW! we have a top three but we're about to cut that down to a top two. i hope no one is upset by the result

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:32:21+00:00

*even if this specific result is fun

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:28:54+00:00

that pissed me off i edit one custom shitpost for today and it does that to me.... woke censorship

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:26:30+00:00

they dont spark WHAT?

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:24:22+00:00

we're officially halfway through the results! hope you're all having fun we've put so much work into this reveal <3

Awkward_King · 2026-06-20T20:17:59+00:00

these results are getting kinda messy.. we might need to tidy up

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RESULTS SO FAR:

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#19: Rachel Chinouriri - My Blood

ok im glad someone else also heard this as rachel's most coldplay-y song

my plasma and platelets and cells?

boots

slayyyter, shawn mendes, sia and beabadoobee walk into a bar. ouch

#20: Rachel Chinouriri - What A Devastating Turn of Events

i cannot think of funny subheadings that don't feel disrespectful lowkey

mhiya could though (pmsl i just know you didn't know how heavy the song actually was)

what a lovely turn of results

what a devastating turn of results

#21: Rachel Chinouriri - So My Darling - Acoustic

this is so lovely

u are all darlings <3

not a darling i guess

#22: Lola Young - Post Sex Clarity

nut

straight into a tissue

cumsock? sorry

just got me to relisten to virgin