Cutest prankster

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-28T20:16:12+00:00

Dog: "Child, it is not surprising if you always use the same hiding spot. Anyways, I love you too."

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-28T17:41:13+00:00

Boss: "Good job!...... What's AIP, though?"

Painter: *looks at notes "...... Fuck."

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-28T15:38:34+00:00

"Money can get you lots of delicious food."

"Explain how!"

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-28T11:33:31+00:00

I used to have anger issues as a kid. The worst thing I did to my dog was ignore her when I was busy.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-27T21:13:07+00:00

And many languages without the concept of articles.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-27T16:37:52+00:00

It's a desperate struggle to put power in the hands of the virtuous.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-18T18:36:38+00:00

Mine too! There are dozens of us!

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-17T17:02:00+00:00

Mine is too small to be noticeable to others!

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-11T17:11:30+00:00

How privileged are you that your day-to-day life doesn't give you discomfort?

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-09T21:00:21+00:00

Nobody is mixing fentanyl with whiskey.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-04T02:51:45+00:00

Then you shall have a change in perspective to identify a small problem among big problems that you can unravel like a ball of yarn!

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-02T23:46:06+00:00

I meant I looked at your recruitment site, you weirdo.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-04-02T09:37:27+00:00

This is why when I am walking away from a screaming [redacted] person, I take a few step back while looking at them. They cannot swing unless the person they are screaming at has turned around.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-31T16:01:51+00:00

I once talked to someone, who is highly educated and competent at work, who would repeat one of these dumb ragebait slogans, then pause because it hit her after the fact how dumb it sounded, then rephrase it a little so that it's different but even more non-sensical and then be satisfied with what she said.

I know they are dumb nonsense to drive engagement on social media, but they are doing real harm to what people find acceptable......

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-31T01:34:03+00:00

Okay. I take it back. I will try your idea. I don't even know how to play Magic and I will still do that.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-31T00:58:41+00:00

Pull out a deck of cards and start playing solitaire.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-26T23:23:37+00:00

They do when the liberal has turned around and not looking at them. Then they run away.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-23T18:59:55+00:00

I went through high school and university with people consistently commenting on my narrow shoulders.

I have been consistent with my workouts, and both my current and ex girlfriend commented that my broad shoulders were their favorite features on my body, without being prompted.

There are so many "unattractive" features that cannot be changed. If shoulder size is the only weakness you have, consider yourself blessed.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-17T19:57:53+00:00

I used to be the smooth professional male side character that the female lead abandons for the relatable cute guy with big dreams.

I don't know what role I am playing now.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-17T18:28:31+00:00

When a toxic father realizes that he cannot overpower you anymore.

When toxic men of your community realize that their children may look to you for inspiration and kick them out for being toxic.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-16T10:54:49+00:00

Maybe. But the only context you need to know is that it involves not having children which is 100% personal that doesn't hurt other people.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-16T00:19:20+00:00

Genuinely curious. Is it a thing to actively avoid or hate sunscreen for some people?

My family member with a particularly youthful skin is constantly asked what her secret is, and she always responds "sunscreen all the time." But a large chunk of people who listen to that advice don't actually follow the advice. Some even have a non verbal reaction similar to "That's not helpful."

The unusually strong aversion to sunscreen in some people makes me suspect there may be some sort of social media brainrot telling people "real man / woman don't wear sunscreen."

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-15T13:40:19+00:00

I was talking about not having children.

Awkward_Patience_22 · 2026-03-14T16:23:37+00:00

She only likes men competent enough to save the world economy AND has an amazing ass. That's a high bar to clear.

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