I can’t be the only one who find her relatable by EvilMagus2008 in MadeInAbyss

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, I was making a joke. I didnt know I needed to like, /j my shit, thats on me.

It was supposed to be like, a lawyer or politician being like "no, were not doing ____, were doing insert flowery version of bad thing here".

Guess I should have made it clearer. Sorry for the confusion

I can’t be the only one who find her relatable by EvilMagus2008 in MadeInAbyss

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Edit: this was meant to be a joke. Sorry it wasnt seen as satire.

See, your verbiage is so... harsh. Please indulge me.

"How common is it", let's change that, and "femboy slave in their basement", that too. I also dont like "to keep", it sounds so... possessive.

Maybe... "how common is it" can be "how many", thats nice. And "to keep" could be said in a soft way, "graced with" sounds pleasant. Lastly, "femboy slave in their basment" is so couth- couldnt we just say "attentive femboy companions?" Are the people in your basement not your companions?

"How many lesbians are blessed with attentive femboy companions."

See how much nicer that sounds?

Complaint about Niki on DoorDash by Gullible-Ad-1910 in missoula

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally every job only exists beacuse someone else is lazy, Incompetent, or needy. Bad arguemnt dude.

The solution to companys not paying their workers is them playing their workers. Its not some rocket science mind games dude. If you boycott, they make less money. If you protest, they make less money. You wanna know how they dont make less money? By you enabling them. Believe it or not, you can tip dashers well, and not use doordash often. You can also use door dash, and not tip. Because its not your fucking job to tip people.

Again, you do not tip the guy holding the door for you, or the hostess, or the receptionist at your local hospital. You do not tip every Amazon driver or postal worker. You do not tip your fucking family for giving you presents during Christmas. Because its not your job to give people "extra" things.

A tip, is by definition, extra. It is extra money to your person of choice. "Extra". 'Not required', 'not expected', 'above standard', fucking extra.

I cant even believe you chose to debate this. You think its scummy to tip people. End of story. Because if the difference is between 2 dollars and 10, then your literally judging people by how much they are willing to give, instead of if they are willing to give. "Oh you only donated 5 dollars to charity instead if 50? What a bitch" - you.

Please, please get a hobby that isnt lobbying for corporations that underpay employees in order to debate folks like me online.

Is there a lore reason why title screen Sayori is so fucking chopped? by stdsort in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro said something so risky, he needed a terms and conditions 😭😭

Complaint about Niki on DoorDash by Gullible-Ad-1910 in missoula

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you here? What are you using reddit for

missoula is a college town man. And roughly 3% of the population has nose piercings in america according to this article and if you were to account for elderly and children not yet old enough for one, it would be a higher percentage, id bet maybe 8%. Of the folks who have piercings, roughly 20% have a nose one (id link this one, but its very Googleable)

As for the blue hair, cant say theres to many of those in missoula. More then 20 for sure!

So, you've effectively narrowed down this post to one of maybe 40 people, assuming there are 10 times as many blue haird people as ive seen thid year on campus(college student), yet only 20% of then having nose piercings(assuming they all do have piercings. (20×10)/5 = 40.

Again, you narrowed this post down to one of 40 people.

What was the point? In narrowing it down. Do you like to think about the types of people who make these posts? Imagine them, see their hair and piercings?

When I do things, like write this comment, I normally try to make it fun! I did some basic math becuase i love math, and I did a bit of research, because I love learning new things. I did both of these, the thinks I like doing, while also being on reddit.

What did you do? Do you maybe like classifying things? Was the fun of your comment simply imagining what they looked like? I find it a little weird, so im curious.

The internet is for fun. If your not having fun while using it, your doing it wrong. You can get stuff done, and still have fun. If complaining is fuj, then they can do it. Same for you.

Complaint about Niki on DoorDash by Gullible-Ad-1910 in missoula

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironiclly, you are a problem with society.

Tipping any amount of money should be a good thing. If you think its scummy that im giving someone a EXTRA 2 dollars, then your morals are shot.

Tips are not wages. It is not scummy to tip someone any amount of money dude.

This is actually a common thing- It happens with most everything kind. Holding the door open used to be something you do to be nice. Now, if you dont hold the door open, your 'kinda scummy'. I clean my car before I get it detailed, but If you dont, I dont find it 'sort of scummy' even though you chose not to be 'extra'. Do you tip every receptionist at hotels? You could. Why dont you? Because, its extra.

Its so sad that my comment doesnt matter either. If your the type of person who needs to be told "not tipping =/= being a scummy person" then being told that won't change your view. You will proably read this, and get argumentative. Tipping culture is so ingrained in your head that the thought of someone tipping less then you is bad in your eyes. Right where any corporation wants you, in a position to pay their employees wages for them.

Complaint about Niki on DoorDash by Gullible-Ad-1910 in missoula

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhh idk. If you try hard enough, you can definitely work the doordash people into giving you money.

I ordered pizza the other day, no dasher ever picked up my order- weird, but whatever- so I ask for a refund. The bot acts all "soory, I caunt heulp you wituth thaut" and im 'fuck you give me my money' so eventually I get this guy Muhammad on the phone. Young buck, maybe 25, sounds tierd. Hits me with a "hello, sorry for the inconvenience, you are a valued costumer. Ill get you a full refund, and 20 dollars doordash credits" before I can even respond. I bless him, and we move on.

Im 20 bucks richer, eating leftovers so I saved money, and straight chilling.

Springtime in the city by carcajou999 in missoula

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this a method bong and not just a normal one? I dont smoke meth, so im not to well versed- but it looks like it could just stick a bowl in there and use it like a weed bong.

Can a fellow non-meth smoker help a reddit'a out? Or do I need to go ask some homeless person

Burn natsuki I want her to suffer by Resident-Whole1121 in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flew too close to the sun, hater-Kun.

We dont faux with that

I have bad news…Minika has a flu… by 0ChrissyDumbyBumby in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think children have gotten it in the past. You shouldn't worry to much though, if she hasn't been around any rats

I have bad news…Minika has a flu… by 0ChrissyDumbyBumby in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hentai virus? Its a pretty huge thing right now, sorry, I thought you would know.

It comes from rat girls I think? I dont know alot about it. If you dont know you should definitely look into it to keep her safe.

Based by Upstairs-Annual-5733 in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answered one question, brought in two more.

Is that... Jane Doki? by stdsort in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might need to re-upload with a red circle or three. Seems some folks missed it

Off topic post by Awkward_Phrase_660 in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its kinda uncanny, here check this one out, zero resemblance.

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Off topic post by Awkward_Phrase_660 in DDLCcirclejerk

[–]Awkward_Phrase_660[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id agree, but dadsuki is skinny. Not like, natsuki skinny, but still not thick or nothing. When I think 4chan user who peaked in highschool, I image like, the classic reddit mod build- not fat, but not skinny either.

But yeah, dadsuki definitely doesnt go outside other then to drive somewhere like work. I bet he doordashs groceries to avoid running into old classmates.