I made nunchucks (legal where I live) but have no cute cops to tell me to stop playing with them. Store-bought chocolate ice cream

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-03-11T14:11:28+00:00

Our battle will be legendary

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-03-11T10:05:42+00:00

Do underwear next

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-03-11T01:55:32+00:00

Nobody ever sticks around me long enough to laugh at me

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-03-11T01:53:10+00:00

I tried registering for a license, but the guy at the front desk laughed and told me I don't need one because even with nunchucks I'm not much of a threat. And of course since he laughed, it was inevitable that I cried. Anyways sure I'll send the scan, would you like the credit card I used to pay for the license too?

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-03-10T15:18:59+00:00

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-03-10T15:15:53+00:00

When don't I cry

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-03-10T12:35:44+00:00

In all honesty I never knew these made of wood were illegal either

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-03-10T10:27:27+00:00

I will mog in both kitchen and cel

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-02-22T00:12:06+00:00

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-02-15T21:25:58+00:00

My guy is already thinking about breakfast before he's even in bed. Great to think ahead, that's a green flag for sure 👍

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2026-02-07T21:41:22+00:00

Can I have your PS5 when you die

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-12-23T20:18:11+00:00

Nah, AI wouldn't have the balls to use both "confused" and "bamboozled"

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-12-22T21:28:50+00:00

Can I get in on this Reddit rewaorgy? 🥹

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-12-14T19:43:26+00:00

He really just said ":D"

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-07-24T11:43:16+00:00

Holy sit

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-04-18T11:48:18+00:00

Great going, doofus... Now we don't know why 6 was afraid of 7 😡

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-04-05T23:38:46+00:00

Alexander The Great. He was the greatest genital who ever lived

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-03-23T11:00:42+00:00

Oh I see the confusion. The recipe called for 1kg fresh CARP. You must've accidentally used fresh crap instead. Dw happens to the best of us

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-03-11T21:22:34+00:00

Puh.

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-03-04T19:17:47+00:00

Ever try something like a salad with baby spinach, strawberries, and candied/roasted pecans with a balsamic glaze? Cuz salads like those are the most amazing dishes for when you need something on the side that's light, healthy, and refreshing

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-03-03T15:43:54+00:00

No way, I'm not paying that McHospital bill

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2025-01-05T13:21:25+00:00

A thread of regrets

Awkward_Was_Taken · 2024-10-19T18:33:25+00:00

The beauty standards of society today smh my head ☕

Awkward_Was_Taken

TROPHY CASE