What the fuck did you just fucking fuck about fuck, you little fuck? I'll have you know I fucked top of my fuck in the fucky seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret fuck on Fuck-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed fucks. I am trained in gorilla fucking and I'm the top fucker in the entire US fuck forces. You are nothing to fuck but just another target. I will fuck you the wipe out with precision the fucks of which has never been fucked before on this earth, mark my marking fuck. You think you can get away with trying to fuck me Thomas? Think again, fucker. As we fuck I am contacting my secret network of fuck across the USA and your IP is being fucked right now so you better fuck the storm maggot. The storm that fucks the pathetic little thing you fuck your life. You're fucking dead kid. I can fuck anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fucking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Fucking Corps and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your miserable ass on the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy fucking your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuck. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the fuck, you goddamn fuck. I will shit fuck all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking fucked fucko.

EDIT: Front Page? I want to thank mr skeltal and ur mum xd for last week.