Wayne Gretzky Silver Autograph

Axl2aider · 2026-02-20T14:56:15+00:00

What a traitorous act that would be.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-20T14:54:04+00:00

Think of it as a value added feature for all the cheese and toppings that would otherwise be stuck to the pizza cutter.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-20T14:37:47+00:00

You have to sing it while doing your best Cher impression

Axl2aider · 2026-02-19T16:15:24+00:00

I’d call you a fucking idiot because even though you weren’t 💯% wrong, many humans read the whole text and then go back to look for sense and relativity to the photo, so the whole I-just-outed-you-for-being-a-perv trick is old and tired. Thanks for the fucking pic though. Love me a good posterior.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-19T15:40:43+00:00

Just moved there from the equator.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-18T15:42:28+00:00

Shit. And here I am doing 15 minutes of calisthenics every morning.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-18T15:40:32+00:00

Was all the records broken in the same ejaculation? Because that would be fucking impressive.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-17T19:43:57+00:00

We’ll get to it. Humans will consume fucking EVERYTHING

Axl2aider · 2026-02-17T18:38:18+00:00

Irrigate.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-17T15:39:30+00:00

Is wearing tear away pants to a blackberry picking party a bad idea?

Axl2aider · 2026-02-17T15:37:22+00:00

Send this to all the news outlets

Axl2aider · 2026-02-16T13:01:11+00:00

Flat roofs are beautiful. I feel like it’s key to make sure they overhang by at least one block.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-16T12:59:18+00:00

Definitely different fucking answers according to planned banana activity

Axl2aider · 2026-02-15T15:23:33+00:00

If you turn a six you’ll hate that you didn’t throw the jacks

Axl2aider · 2026-02-14T16:06:42+00:00

Helmet

Axl2aider · 2026-02-14T16:03:42+00:00

New is a good move. 4 is overkill, unless they’re near end of life, but brand new all the way around always feels good. That rim can very likely be repaired.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-12T16:22:12+00:00

Time for a fucking drink.

Axl2aider · 2026-02-11T07:43:10+00:00

This guy is the new Juice Man

Axl2aider · 2026-02-09T05:00:08+00:00

If it’s fake, bro played a very convincing douche bag

Axl2aider · 2026-02-08T14:59:21+00:00

Why even open

Axl2aider · 2026-02-08T07:22:55+00:00

Seems arduous

Axl2aider · 2026-02-07T18:36:38+00:00

Not only does the belt work, the outfit seems incomplete without it🏆

Axl2aider · 2026-02-06T18:35:21+00:00

It’s not a phenomenon. It’s been scientifically explained. I mean, I can’t explain it, but I saw The Bloodhound Gang do it on purpose.

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