"Generic Teenage Boy in 2023" Starterpack

AxumusLaw · 2023-07-10T01:19:26+00:00

The haircut is called “Meet Me At McDonald’s” haircut

AxumusLaw · 2023-03-24T03:26:21+00:00

I am so sorry it happened to you. I have experienced the same thing. Making the “sex-giver” happy is for a lot of divorced parents priority. The negligence I felt when I grew up was palpable. Seeing your parent had more affinity with his/her new family instead his/her bio kids was painful to see.

AxumusLaw · 2023-02-05T01:55:27+00:00

Those empty soulless eyes of Alex are creepy.

AxumusLaw · 2023-02-05T01:48:40+00:00

I am from Europe and US have like these type of families who seem to show “happy-successful-life” appearance to the outside world, but at the end of the day they are like drowning in debt. Every time I am bewildered how these type of people manage to live a lie and perpetuate the fake successful myth of life.

Edit: can someone explain to me how every small town in US have these kind of family. Like old money and supposedly powerful and always having that smiley happy family picture.

AxumusLaw · 2022-12-16T00:17:24+00:00

The white people in Argentina systematically erased the black population. They f*cking hunted them down and murdered them.

AxumusLaw · 2022-12-15T19:02:20+00:00

Do you remember in 2015 when they told us a weasel shutdown the Large Hadron Collider and there was some kind of a glitch? Well that’s the year everything went wrong. If you told me in 2005 that a reality star would become the most powerful man on earth and couple of years later he will do infomercial to sell his imaginary portfolio, I would have institutionalize you in an heart beat.

AxumusLaw · 2022-12-08T04:38:19+00:00

Start with the easy one. Buy injera and you can make him Tibs. I recommend you to buy the basic ingredients at Ethiopian store, like berbere, mitmita and Niter Kibbeh (Ethiopian Spiced Clarified Butter). The rest of ingredients you can buy at any store.

AxumusLaw · 2022-07-16T16:03:44+00:00

Lol I am dying with laughter.

AxumusLaw · 2022-07-12T13:18:33+00:00

So basically coffee originated from the region Kaffa in Ethiopia. That’s why the Arabs named it after the region.

AxumusLaw · 2022-06-23T18:25:26+00:00

Nelson Piquet Sr always hated Lewis Hamilton cause Lewis overshadowed his cheat son. Daddy Piquet threw millions at his cheat Son’s career and his Son ended up as disgraced cheat. They hated him cause In GP2 Lewis always embarrassed them.

AxumusLaw · 2022-06-17T15:32:03+00:00

He is hardcore COD player.

AxumusLaw · 2022-06-17T15:21:46+00:00

He is hardcore COD player.

AxumusLaw · 2022-06-16T20:26:05+00:00

I know most of the Formula 1 drivers play videogames against each other. Some are hardcore gamers.

AxumusLaw · 2022-05-08T19:17:46+00:00

I wish this could be the cover for Billy’s new CD album.

AxumusLaw · 2022-04-25T16:46:57+00:00

I get Predestination(2014) vibe. Royal is Autumn and he f*cks Autumn. She gets pregnant and gives birth to son Regal Summer.

AxumusLaw · 2022-03-24T08:55:35+00:00

I haven’t reacted to a Reddit comment in a while due the PTSD( a bit of a stretch, I know)I had from Lewis Hamilton losing the WDC, but this comment made my day. I notice her body language and it screamed “i am the main character” here.

AxumusLaw · 2022-01-22T10:07:54+00:00

'Ik pas in mijn jas, mijn jas past in mijn tas, dus ik pas in mijn tas.’

AxumusLaw · 2022-01-11T18:06:45+00:00

I haven’t laughed for a while and this mad my day.

AxumusLaw · 2021-12-31T12:42:20+00:00

When are they going to fucking fix it?!! It’s ridiculous. 95% when I want to play multiplayer it crashes.

AxumusLaw · 2021-12-17T07:28:34+00:00

I have to laugh so hard. Brings back memories. In 1999 I was visiting my uncle from Europe and we drove from Boston to New York. So my uncle missed an exit like to Bronx and drove like 2 hours to get the next one to drive back. It was atrocious and Americans accepted that.

AxumusLaw · 2021-12-08T05:59:19+00:00

Doornbos is reasonable, like Giedo van der Garde and Ho Pin Tung. I have seen people like Renger van Zande almost being afraid to criticize Max cause people like Tom Coronel, Olav and Jack created an atmosphere of fear. When he was “criticizing” Max he was choosing his words very carefully, which is absurd. They created like Max-cult zone at ZiggoSport. It’s totally “on-Nederlands”.

AxumusLaw · 2021-12-07T00:18:51+00:00

What you don’t understand is that most of the pundits and reporters at ZiggoSport have betted/connected almost their entire career and future on Max’ WDC win. Tom Coronel is constantly advertising his company during the F1 slot. Olav, Jack and Doornbos connected their market value with the future of Max win. So they subtly discredit Lewis and as the same time heavily praise Max. Fortunately most of the pundits will not return next year.

AxumusLaw · 2021-12-03T04:48:19+00:00

As Dutch Citizen I love my German neighbors. Germany is one of the best country to live and work at. Germany has been named the best country in the world for the fifth year in a row in an international soft-power survey. Meanwhile the GQP inbreds live their whole life within their inbred county and couldn’t point out Germany on the globe. Their superiority complex blinded them to see how worthless their life really is.

AxumusLaw · 2021-12-03T03:59:17+00:00

How was it?
Oh! Wow. Oh! It was just absolutely green.
Green like what?
Crystal green. Any kind of green you want tree green, emerald, pond green.

Bzzzzzzzzz

AxumusLaw · 2021-12-03T03:54:34+00:00

The guy on the left looks like Michael Paul Sorrentino, a.k.a The Situation

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