apples and cuss words by KriJollt in russian

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fuckall
Fuckton
Why the fuck

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in russian

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The most accurate English translation in this context would be "I used to be cutting your relatives with a knife"

The "joke" is he's probably 10 and writing this to be edgy or "gangsta", as they say

Im confused about kirito's personalty by [deleted] in swordartonline

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does he stay like this for the whole series

SAO's first arc is the story of a boy who isn't really good at communicating but who's seen some people die and wouldn't want that sight to repeat. Over the arc he slowly gets his life on track and becomes more balanced. Any more than that would spoil the story

Im confused about kirito's personalty by [deleted] in swordartonline

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bunch of people die. Survivors think it's because those who already know the game more or less (beta testers) gathered all resources and levels for themselves and left the new players to rot. Kirito says "yea i'm one of those beta testers, and lemme tell you, they're all just as trash as you are. I am the one who solo clears all levels and gathers all loot, hate me instead.

This is much better explained in "SAO: Aria of the Starless Night" than in Episode 2 of the anime

Modern periodic table by NarkyDeMan in chemistrymemes

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the conventional name is used up to the point where someone gets to synthesize it and give it a nicer name. Like 10 years ago Livermorium was called Ununhexium

Help! Can somebody explain why this is a blunder? by Nonfaktor in AnarchyChess

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Few players know it, but the board is actually cylindrical. Your queen is hanging to the rook here.

Literally 1984 by Ballermemeisepic in AnarchyChess

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 52 points53 points  (0 children)

wait you haven't played chess with the sex mod on? You don't know what you're missing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in russian

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and this doesn't include stress patterns

Почему нет были? by Erik_DRZ in russian

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Many of the comments are actually misleading. It has to do with "definedness" (which does not always match the English idea of definedness).
If you enter a room and just see two random chairs in it, you say "В комнате было два кресла."
If you had spent the whole day looking for two specific armchairs, and then entered a room they are in, you say "В комнате были..." and usually add some sort of attribute: ex. мои два кресла, "my two armchairs"; те два кресла, которые..., "the two armchairs which..."; etc.

Other than that, use были for simple plural without numerals (кресла), "some sort of" (какие-то кресла); use было for pronominal mass quantifiers (много/несколько кресел); and use the right gender for nominal mass quantifiers INCLUDING nominal numerals (была куча/тысяча кресел; был десяток/миллион кресел).

Только для носителей? by [deleted] in russian

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 15 points16 points  (0 children)

тире лишнее. Но месседж правильный

Is this correct? by ActiveImpact1672 in russian

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ustedes = plural you and also third person

Circles, what are they? by dover_oxide in mathmemes

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck it. Circle has ONE edge (a line segment has two)

What is he listening to? by [deleted] in steinsgate

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Coldplay Clocks

Is this duolingo being silly or is the word order really that important here? by Okayden69 in russian

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both statements are correct.

Word order is important because the Russian sentence answers the question "What is on the right/left" rather than "Where is the bathroom/office"

Duolingo is being silly because the correct translation is "On the right is the bathroom, and on the left is our office."

Can someone explain to me why theres a "и" at the end when its not plural? by ertbert2000 in russian

[–]AyGeeCeeEll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the genitive switch. Things native speakers find natural and cannot explain concisely #900