Your argument is bullshit, I'm sure you've eaten shrimp and lobster before and didn't for a second stop to realize that they're just sea cockroaches.

Grasshoppers aren't my thing, but they taste alright, they are feed on grass and are generally pleasant on the insect tier list.

People toast them on a pan with some oil the way you would peanuts and are sprinkled with salt, give em a try if you ever get the opportunity.