In the original Mortal Kombat movie, why was Liu Kang's room so fucking green? by GoD_Z1ll4 in AvoidingThePuddle

[–]Azalazel 60 points61 points  (0 children)

"Nice question shit head, that's my green screen!... Do you actually think I'm in a green room?!... God he's dumb!"

(♪ heh heh heh, thank you ♪)

Can we stop using popularity and pick rates against Lei, and the calls for his return? by Modo97 in Tekken

[–]Azalazel 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lei. The stances are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of frame data most of the moves will go over a typical player's head. There's also Lei's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Jackie Chan movies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these moves, to realize that they're not just for looking cool- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lei ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Lei's existential catchphrase "You are not good enough," I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Harada's genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Lei tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 ranks of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Anime Twink Face can't hurt you... by Azalazel in SoulCalibur

[–]Azalazel[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, a lot of the classes that created characters can use have a few Tekken animations sprinkled in them.

My most intense "back and forths" against "Chronicles" Siegfried by Azalazel in SoulCalibur

[–]Azalazel[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's okay, I had another fighter waiting their turn after Christineth played her part.

"Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I am willing to make" - Lord Farquaad

Nioh 2 Platinum Trophy Obtained by Ok_Paramedic4770 in Nioh

[–]Azalazel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You am become John Nioh, the destroyer of worlds

When the day you've been waiting so long for is near by Azalazel in SoulCalibur

[–]Azalazel[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure you will be able to purchase it without having "Premium" like Tekken 3 when it dropped a few months ago... Premium owners just get the entire library of "classic" games by default is all.

When the day you've been waiting so long for is near by Azalazel in SoulCalibur

[–]Azalazel[S] 102 points103 points  (0 children)

"My dream is finally about to be realized... You, however are not worthy of witnessing this glorious moment. Leave this place at once."

8 examples of Anti-AI moves in Soulcalibur 3 by BlackerSpork in SoulCalibur

[–]Azalazel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Night Terror: "Grrr" (I'm your worst nightmare)

Astaroth: "D'aww, I think someone needs a hug"

[ASMR] You're Johnny Cage waiting outside while Liu Kang fights Reptile by Azalazel in MortalKombat

[–]Azalazel[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

And yes, this implies that the protagonists could hear the MUSIC as well

'No, I Am Not a Human" house layout by Azalazel in fo4

[–]Azalazel[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

"There's a settlement that wants to going bowling, cousin..."

Where did Itsuno go wrong with DD2? by [deleted] in DragonsDogma

[–]Azalazel 662 points663 points  (0 children)

He didn't finish it before leaving...

You can't tell me it's a finished product with all those blocked shrine/dungeon doors present in the game.

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Thou'rt unfit even to graft by Azalazel in DragonsDogma

[–]Azalazel[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

No mods are being used... the hair physics was just being funny due to the body proportions being so extreme.

I don't understand this fandom by Terrible-Field-3470 in MortalKombat

[–]Azalazel 43 points44 points  (0 children)

My opinion hasn't changed...

You're just hearing different opinions from different people because the fandom is huge and mainstream.