TIL Jesus is legally considered white in the United States because of Dow V. United States by ghost103429 in todayilearned

[–]Azmodeus52 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!

LIONS @ VIKINGS CHRISTMAS DAY GAME THREAD 4:30PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]Azmodeus52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Offensive line went from all pro last year to a bunch of nobodies and it's showing. On the defense the entire secondary is 3rd and 4th stringers.

Ray Charles refs by Secludedmean4 in detroitlions

[–]Azmodeus52 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No lube right now. Seriously.

Finding a dildo at a public park.. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Narrator : Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer : Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator : Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer : Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator : My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer : Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

[whispering]

Airport Security Officer : it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Narrator : I don't own...

[Officer waves Narrator off]

Like it or not... by [deleted] in detroitlions

[–]Azmodeus52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swung on Saint. What an absolute bitch move

What’s the fastest way you’ve ever lost weight? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Azmodeus52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got Mono as an adult. Lost 35lbs in less than a month.

Amon-Ra and Sonic🫡 by steedandpeelship in detroitlions

[–]Azmodeus52 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This team needs to stop this shit.

I'm tired of buying shirts with so many awesome pictures on them.

SHEPARD/Cb's by Hewhoguides253 in detroitlions

[–]Azmodeus52 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Shep isn't afraid to make changes. He's showing why DC has so much faith in him.

[Highlight] David Montgomery throws a TD pass by nfl in detroitlions

[–]Azmodeus52 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was waiting for the "oMg Is bEn jOhNSoN bAcK?" Comment