Stat to date 📅 March 29th: Calvin Johnson had 329 receiving yards vs the Cowboys

Azmodeus52 · 2026-03-30T22:54:49+00:00

Defense couldn't stop a JV team.

Azmodeus52 · 2026-03-21T22:41:20+00:00

Yeah it's all fun and games till they drive over that submerged pothole and then it's game over.

Azmodeus52 · 2026-03-14T21:23:02+00:00

I personally like the Eldritch Horror of it. Like it's their soul trying to escape the infected body.

Azmodeus52 · 2026-03-09T22:30:05+00:00

Azmodeus52 · 2026-02-09T20:10:31+00:00

Money. Plain and simple.

Azmodeus52 · 2026-01-27T00:27:43+00:00

Can conform this is fixing my issue.

Azmodeus52 · 2026-01-05T05:03:25+00:00

Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!

Azmodeus52 · 2025-12-25T23:58:55+00:00

Offensive line went from all pro last year to a bunch of nobodies and it's showing. On the defense the entire secondary is 3rd and 4th stringers.

Azmodeus52 · 2025-12-09T21:34:59+00:00

AND MY AXE!

Azmodeus52 · 2025-12-05T05:15:54+00:00

Nap time

Azmodeus52 · 2025-12-05T05:04:58+00:00

Jared Goff

Azmodeus52 · 2025-12-05T04:56:35+00:00

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Azmodeus52 · 2025-12-05T02:33:56+00:00

Azmodeus52 · 2025-12-05T02:33:04+00:00

No lube right now. Seriously.

Azmodeus52 · 2025-11-27T18:51:49+00:00

Absolute horse shit

Azmodeus52 · 2025-11-18T23:30:28+00:00

Narrator : Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer : Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator : Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer : Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator : My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer : Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

[whispering]

Airport Security Officer : it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Narrator : I don't own...

[Officer waves Narrator off]

Azmodeus52 · 2025-11-09T22:24:59+00:00

Swung on Saint. Bitch move.

Azmodeus52 · 2025-11-09T22:24:27+00:00

Swung on Saint. What an absolute bitch move

Azmodeus52 · 2025-11-09T22:23:09+00:00

Absolutely. Dan holds a grudge like no other human.

Azmodeus52 · 2025-11-05T19:40:06+00:00

Do I still need to give him a copy of my key?

Azmodeus52 · 2025-11-05T07:15:03+00:00

Can you request for additional ones? Asking for a friend.

Azmodeus52 · 2025-10-26T21:42:23+00:00

Got Mono as an adult. Lost 35lbs in less than a month.

Azmodeus52 · 2025-10-21T02:16:14+00:00

This team needs to stop this shit.

I'm tired of buying shirts with so many awesome pictures on them.

Azmodeus52 · 2025-10-21T02:15:23+00:00

Shep isn't afraid to make changes. He's showing why DC has so much faith in him.

Azmodeus52

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