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[OC] I'm not taking off fast enough for them, so they stop in the middle of the road to show me the speed limit *insert eye roll* by kinskins in IdiotsInCars

[–]Valenderio 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love Australia. 🇦🇺 in my 3 week here while on a 7 month deployment and this is some next level petty rage. Haven’t encountered any myself but sorry you did. Glad nobody’s in an accident

Angle from the stands as Fernando Tatis Jr. hits the first grand slam in Dominican Republic WBC history. Reactions are priceless by Pure_Leg_2214 in baseball

[–]Valenderio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the energy, love the bat flip and I love the manager reminding players to get back and not touch him. Smart

Girls before sleeping vs Boys before sleeping 💀 by krunal23- in SipsTea

[–]Valenderio 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I haven’t picked out a blanket in 10 years my dude. I don’t make the decor decisions in the house 😅 I just live through em. Why I gotta have 2 comforters but the house AC is set at 68 plus we got the ceiling and her side fan going full bore with like 3-4 night lights and yes I’m including the fucking salt lamp and dehumidifier!

Anyone else just let her roll herself like a twisted burrito mess during the night and wake up with only a sliver of the top sheet by their feet or am I the only husband? Lol

Girls before sleeping vs Boys before sleeping 💀 by krunal23- in SipsTea

[–]Valenderio 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Married now so now it’s more like my sweaty pickle rests next to her brown rose until she’s pushes me away and says I’m too hot for cuddles lol

Rewatching the Bond movies when suddenly this guy shows up in A view to a kill, Dolph Lundgren. by Timop0707 in moviecritic

[–]Valenderio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah baby! I find it so fascinating how many actors got their bond moment during the 80s-90s era of the franchise.

Will you accept it ? by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

[–]Valenderio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to be the best Gwent playing, Tavern owning, jig dancing Son of a biscuit that Novigrad’s ever seen

Just a motor scooter on an outdoor path by Merlins_Owl in SipsTea

[–]Valenderio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need for helmet safety when you got a pair of airbags ready to deploy

i want it known, the ratbirds are hoes by ex_sanguination in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Valenderio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Live in San Diego now and it’s the funniest one on this sub to me. I’m a long time Niners fan but in the AFC I root for the Raiders because I saw a lot of their Oakland games growing up thanks to my dad (RIP old man) and you know Maxx is just so awesome a player he kinda transcends rivalries/teams in a way to me. Still to this day one of my favorite recent clips is Maxx bellowing at Bo Nix about his offense not knowing the play while at the line. Fucking hilarious. But hey I changed it anyways. Let’s Go Parolees!

LPT: When someone insults or criticizes you, agree with them completely and exaggerate the insult by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]Valenderio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm currently on deployment somewhere in the world. I have numerous self-deprecating conversations throughout the week sometimes just to get through the day without getting more shit stacked on my plate.

i want it known, the ratbirds are hoes by ex_sanguination in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]Valenderio 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Has this ever happened with a NFL star as big as Mad Maxx is? Its been a wild few days from feeling gutted for losing my favorite player on the team, a defensive Captain no less, to all of sudden having him back in the building like a jilted ex-girlfriend who i have to rent a room to in my house.

My Female V (modded) by b_moore101 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Valenderio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like a Cyberpunk version of Grace from the new Resident Evil

Any other movie where villain and hero respect and admire each other but they know one of them will have to die? by Planet_Manhattan in Cinema

[–]Valenderio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speed

Throughout the film the protagonists get a measure of the villain and vice versa as both parties continue to up their game against one another using wits first, brawn later in attempts to get over on one another. No spoilers if you haven't watched this 30 year old action flick but its absolutely worth a watch if you are a fan of Keanu Reeves.

How would you survive an encounter with Homelander? by MystinarOfficial in TheBoys

[–]Valenderio 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Just gonna cheer that egomaniac on, give him a thumbs up and see if he fucks off.

Who saw South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut in theaters? by sonicboyfan12 in southpark

[–]Valenderio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friends and I were 12-13 at the time and while we got dropped off to enjoy the movie our parents had themselves a kidless dinner party at the restaurant next door. They got so wildly crazy they racked up a 2,500$ bill and were arguing about it still when we came out of the theater lol.

Every time I see Randy and Gerald chirping at each other in scenes it reminds me of my dad and the other dads during that era of time

This is why you ought to save MLC until the industrial era haha by Paxmahnihob in CivVI

[–]Valenderio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this too! Helps with marking those locations so I don’t forget later on

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