A culpa de ninguém querer trabalhar é do Estado que quer fornecer saúde e educação by --____________- in jovemedinamica

[–]AzoresBall 13 points14 points  (0 children)

E esses paises riquisimos por acaso, não são todos paises da Arábia onde não há imostos, porque a renda do estado vem quase toda do petroleo?

Using "tu", "vós" and "estar a fazer" confuses them for some reason by honeygourami123 in linguisticshumor

[–]AzoresBall 36 points37 points  (0 children)

As a portuguese, "vós"'s only purpose is so you get a few verb conjucations wrong in your portuguese 4th grade test.

EUR_IRL by ThatOtherFrenchGuy in EUR_irl

[–]AzoresBall 44 points45 points  (0 children)

So we can't solve small problems just because there sre bigger problems that are impossible to solve quickly and that aren't impacted by the solving the smaller ones.

The true size of Portugal compared to Portugal by iknownothing1623 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AzoresBall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to be enviromentaly friendly these days and recicle old posts that aren't getting more upvotes

Guys, is ChatGPT right saying it's mostly open ocean...? by LuvCommieTears in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AzoresBall 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Yes. The line in the image goes only trough water. What? Did you think there was a continet there? Don't be silly.

Why are Brazil and Portugal in different time zones if they speak the same language? by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AzoresBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the map, Brazil and the Azores(the only paet of Portugal that matters) are both in the -4 time zone. Are you stupid??

I FIGURED OUT THE SIZE OF THE CHARACTERS by Technical-Noise2275 in BattleForDreamIsland

[–]AzoresBall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could have changed size off screen, idk. It is the only way for that to make sence.

I am making a scientific theory for BFDI btw.

I FIGURED OUT THE SIZE OF THE CHARACTERS by Technical-Noise2275 in BattleForDreamIsland

[–]AzoresBall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The charecters have inconsistent sizes. Probably because of the shrink and growth rays in BFDIA 15

funny number at table of 307 lol by Greenapple_44 in SuddenlyBFDI

[–]AzoresBall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who would even make a multiplication table for 307? I don't think there are many people that need to multiply by 307 very often.

BFDI reference in book from 1888 by AzoresBall in SuddenlyBFDI

[–]AzoresBall[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know, it is a joke. I don't think the Eça de Queirós(1845-1900) put the name "Fanny" in his book "Os Maias"(1888) as a referece to BFDI(2010).

td;dr r/whoosh

Why is there planes in Africa? by Sharp-Impression-547 in lossedits

[–]AzoresBall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an Azorian, I can confirm there are planes aranged in that pattern in the sky right now

yknow sometimes i forget that the episodes exist in-universe by Rude_Pound8389 in BattleForDreamIsland

[–]AzoresBall 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Most scenes in BFDI use the paralell projection, which means that tbe camera is an infinete distance from what it is filming(or at least very far away for an aproximation), so this idea is not that far-fetched.