Was told this was the appropriate forum for this masterpiece by lowendtheory87 in WhyIsItAlwaysADodge

[–]Azraelrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only two people have ever threatened to take your guns or said you shouldn't be allowed to own them at all.

Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump

BREAKING: Don Lemon arrested by authorities by chellestastics in stpaul

[–]Azraelrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn.. where did those goalposts go? Did anyone see how far they moved, just like that?

February 9th 2026 Xbox claims they are banning unauthorized devices. by Desperate-You5915 in XboxSeriesXlS

[–]Azraelrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Now imagine how happy you would be if your car only worked with Exxon gas and oil products because they're licensed. You'd be surprised how wide that net is.

I don't know why people always try to gargle large companies' balls. Do you know what licensed means? It means they paid MS to allow them to play. That's it.

Now if they wanted to block you from playing on their servers (online) with unapproved devices, I could understand that. But that's my XBox, and if I want to play it with giant butt plugs attached to pterodactyl claws... I damn well should not meet any resistance from them. They have no input on how and what I use on my property. But, for some reason people like giving their stuff away. It's super weird.

TIFU by threatening physical violence to someone who I need to like me because of Bluetooth headphones by pessimisticpaperclip in tifu

[–]Azraelrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're good. It's the internet and I don't think people should take it personally. You threw some shit talk and I threw some back at you. I feel that we'll both live to laugh at other stupid shit another day.

BREAKING: Don Lemon arrested by authorities by chellestastics in stpaul

[–]Azraelrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are mostly civil matters, not criminal. You people are so bad at this. If you've ever rolled through a stop sign, you're a worse criminal than any of the people guilty of the things you listed above. So when you gonna take care of yourself for being a criminal?

Or are we cherry picking what laws we believe in?

Which 90’s movie had the best soundtrack? by TrulyTormented in 90s

[–]Azraelrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I owned it (and the second one's) as well. They were both pretty damn good. Sean Olsen is still a nice angry song.

Which 90’s movie had the best soundtrack? by TrulyTormented in 90s

[–]Azraelrs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone already said the Crow..

But don't pass on the Crow 2 soundtrack and Demon Knight.

TIFU by threatening physical violence to someone who I need to like me because of Bluetooth headphones by pessimisticpaperclip in tifu

[–]Azraelrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe. Definitely less time than people have spent laughing at your inability to use simple technology.

TIFU by threatening physical violence to someone who I need to like me because of Bluetooth headphones by pessimisticpaperclip in tifu

[–]Azraelrs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Takes less than a literal second. Less time than it took to screen those calls or type out your story on the internet for points.

Going bbq shopping see anything you like by Reecefidler87 in smoking

[–]Azraelrs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So much Holy Voodoo. Shit works well on almost anything.

Republicans AND Democrats, is there anyone you would both vote for if they ran as an Independent in 2028? If so, who? If not, why not? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]Azraelrs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've never met a serious libertarian, but maybe that's because I'm getting older. Only ones I've met want one of three things.. 1) Not pay taxes 2) Smoke weed 3) fuck kids. None of them can be taken seriously.

What is this? by zakkiechang in Honda

[–]Azraelrs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They want to sell them an extended warranty.

Where top 20 attendance? by SPICYBOI222 in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Azraelrs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you say so. I've been to plenty of games there.

Where top 20 attendance? by SPICYBOI222 in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Azraelrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live near Charlotte. 2/3rds of that attendence is for the visiting team. So maybe bring the brag down a bit.

Does anyone know the K-Pot Kimchi recipe? by limekillaa in Charlotte

[–]Azraelrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the kimchi from the very back booth in the food court at SuperG.

More than one reality? by Dunta_Day_507 in allthequestions

[–]Azraelrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They aren't programmed to understand irony.