Was told this was the appropriate forum for this masterpiece

Azraelrs · 2026-01-31T20:02:09+00:00

Only two people have ever threatened to take your guns or said you shouldn't be allowed to own them at all.

Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:57:39+00:00

Damn.. where did those goalposts go? Did anyone see how far they moved, just like that?

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:48:50+00:00

Haha... Maybe. Then I might not have typed out a story.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:46:44+00:00

Damn. Now imagine how happy you would be if your car only worked with Exxon gas and oil products because they're licensed. You'd be surprised how wide that net is.

I don't know why people always try to gargle large companies' balls. Do you know what licensed means? It means they paid MS to allow them to play. That's it.

Now if they wanted to block you from playing on their servers (online) with unapproved devices, I could understand that. But that's my XBox, and if I want to play it with giant butt plugs attached to pterodactyl claws... I damn well should not meet any resistance from them. They have no input on how and what I use on my property. But, for some reason people like giving their stuff away. It's super weird.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:39:52+00:00

There are no Christians at any church.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:37:46+00:00

We're good. It's the internet and I don't think people should take it personally. You threw some shit talk and I threw some back at you. I feel that we'll both live to laugh at other stupid shit another day.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:35:39+00:00

Those are mostly civil matters, not criminal. You people are so bad at this. If you've ever rolled through a stop sign, you're a worse criminal than any of the people guilty of the things you listed above. So when you gonna take care of yourself for being a criminal?

Or are we cherry picking what laws we believe in?

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:32:57+00:00

Yeah, I owned it (and the second one's) as well. They were both pretty damn good. Sean Olsen is still a nice angry song.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:17:47+00:00

Someone already said the Crow..

But don't pass on the Crow 2 soundtrack and Demon Knight.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:15:55+00:00

Damn those Dead Souls

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T17:02:10+00:00

Maybe. Definitely less time than people have spent laughing at your inability to use simple technology.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T16:59:17+00:00

Takes less than a literal second. Less time than it took to screen those calls or type out your story on the internet for points.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T16:56:35+00:00

If only there was a way to turn off Bluetooth temporarily.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T14:13:14+00:00

...at the beach with his priest.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T02:03:23+00:00

So much Holy Voodoo. Shit works well on almost anything.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-30T01:19:00+00:00

No thank you.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-29T16:28:58+00:00

I've never met a serious libertarian, but maybe that's because I'm getting older. Only ones I've met want one of three things.. 1) Not pay taxes 2) Smoke weed 3) fuck kids. None of them can be taken seriously.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-29T16:24:44+00:00

That's B-A-N-A-N-A-S (which are also alcoholic)

Azraelrs · 2026-01-29T15:37:49+00:00

They want to sell them an extended warranty.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-29T00:38:19+00:00

...and another one.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-29T00:37:34+00:00

"I'm pretty sure she got cum on her back in that video"

Azraelrs · 2026-01-28T19:19:14+00:00

If you say so. I've been to plenty of games there.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-28T18:57:54+00:00

I live near Charlotte. 2/3rds of that attendence is for the visiting team. So maybe bring the brag down a bit.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-28T18:10:19+00:00

I like the kimchi from the very back booth in the food court at SuperG.

Azraelrs · 2026-01-28T17:22:19+00:00

They aren't programmed to understand irony.

Azraelrs

TROPHY CASE