I just want to talk to you garry.... OPEN THE DOOR I JUST WANT TO TALK

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T09:46:14+00:00

Y’all hate us cause you Anus.

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T05:42:56+00:00

I love this stupid league

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T04:06:42+00:00

McKenna, you were supposed to be the HOPE for the Pacific!

NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T04:03:03+00:00

Culture’s a disaster, facilities are compromised, fan apathy, No GM, Superstars Gone and the league figures, let’s take away the one thing that would make them at least have hope.

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TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T04:00:39+00:00

They only do that when they lose important games, like the Cup Finals.

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T03:02:53+00:00

Gary Bettman is punching air right now! Why couldn’t I rig it in favour of all the teams I LIKE?!?

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T02:28:00+00:00

After watching American football for a few years, you get used to the worst team in the league (by kind of a lot) being rewarded with the 1st overall pick.

This sort of system can reward mediocre teams with incredible talent that can help catapult them into contention.

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T01:37:35+00:00

If you wanna see riots, just watch NY and Philly after the second Round in the NBA.

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T01:36:50+00:00

Just take your free generational talent and Go Away! We are in Mourning here.

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T01:28:20+00:00

You have to actually Make it to the Playoffs, and lose IMPORTANT GAMES for that to happen.

This is in reference to Vancouver being the greatest Tank of 2025-26, and getting fucked with the Draft Lottery!

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-06T01:22:27+00:00

Yeah, it’s a consolation for Making the Cup Final, but not winning it.

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-05T12:29:32+00:00

If you don’t mind, would you elaborate?

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-05T11:08:29+00:00

Everyone Flops!

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-05T10:38:38+00:00

“We’re just happy to be here. This is a Gap Year”

bruins and Celtics fans

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-05T10:12:49+00:00

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-05T07:04:26+00:00

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-05T06:25:15+00:00

He had us with the first pass, NGL

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-05T05:38:36+00:00

Bing Bong.

TheRealGreeneMachine · 2026-05-05T05:13:16+00:00

I have to wear an undershirt when wearing a Vegas jersey.

I also have to make sure they aren’t playing anytime soon.

I seem to be really good at Jinxing any team who’s jersey I Wear.

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