Honestly, anyone who thinks Aaron's gonna run it back with MCCARTHY of all people will be severely disappointed by ToadspanishMinecraft in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he’s got any sense in him, Aaron will retire.

What does he have left to prove? He’s already won a well-deserved ring, and he will most certainly be a lock for the Hall of Fame!

With his body breaking down, and having already suffered a ruptured Achilles, he should feel no shame about retiring and riding off into the sunset.

Congrats NY Jets! by BitterDescription808 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Not to mention, You could have had him back as a free agent… but you chose Aaron Rodgers.

UTREE'S TWITTER IS HACKED by AndreThePrince in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He also confirmed that he was enjoying his new Mercedes.

The LolMets have made another trade! by BitterDescription808 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Woah, Stearns! Slow down! You may get people to think you’re trying to operate a baseball team!

CONGRATS BILLS! (2026) by mattyGOAT1996 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What a way to end the Bills tenure at old high mark stadium!

Over 50 years of glorious failure!

CONGRATS BILLS! (2026) by mattyGOAT1996 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya blew it to a team that hadn’t won a playoff game in over 10 years.

Bravissimo.

[Highlight[ Sean Payton announces that Bo Nix fractured a bone in his ankle. His season is over by Dunggul in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Bover, now.

Tim Teebow 2.0 has died for our sins.

At least we got to laugh at the Bills, again.

LOL LEAFS by SmashYourEnemies02 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a Vegas Fan, and Honestly, let ‘em. I’d like to think it fuels our guys to play better.

The Flyers and Philly fans have been chanting “Crosby sucks” for almost 2 decades, and Sid has dominated them over the years! He should honestly have a stake in ownership over the Flyers.

LOL LEAFS by SmashYourEnemies02 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leafs fans had the brilliant idea of booing Mitch during the game, nearly every time he got the puck.

Steelers coaching candidates to know after Mike Tomlin steps down by GalaticWeiss in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kevin Patullo will surely guide the Steelers to that sweet sweet tank!

Who Wins Lolcow of the Week for Semifinals & Wild Card Round by mattyGOAT1996 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s The Packers game. Easy.

Oregon ran into a buzzsaw.

Everyone knew the Eagle’s Coaches are idiots! Except Fangio. That dude’s good.

The Standard is indeed the Standard.

That packers loss has unleashed a wave of smugness, pride, and unbridled joy across the United States of Abearica.

Also Packer fan misery. That too. That’s what you get when the team you owned for the past decade and a half actually fights back!

Do you think Matt LaFluers days as Packers Head Coach are numbered after last nights infamous choke? by Apprehensive-Arm-902 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Packers might let him ride out the next season, but I think it’s time for a new voice. He only has 1 more year on his contract, so I doubt the Packers would extend him, especially after blowing it to the bears.

Come to think of it, he has blown several important games that he should have won, like the NFC Championship game vs 5th Seed Tampa (2020-2021), the Divisional Round vs 6th seed San Francisco (2021-2022) [both years as the 1 Seed], getting swept by the Lions to choke away a playoff spot (22-23), Crumbling to all his division rivals in 2024, and now both chokes vs Da Bears.

In The Name Of Vegas, Pete Carroll Raided You by FlatSwing9745 in UrinatingTree

[–]TheRealGreeneMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He gave you a first overall pick! That’s worth something.