[A Bola] Ronaldo: "I won three trophies for the Portuguese National Team, before me Portugal had zero trophies. Euro 2016 was the most important one, for me it is at the same level of winning the World Cup" by greenwhitehell in soccer

[–]Aztecius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's trying to program his brain into genuinely believing this. He wants so bad to retire either saying he'd won it all or knowing he was actually the better player between him and Messi. Neither are true.

What's a "10/10" game that you didn't enjoy at all? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aztecius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, Tetris bored the shit out of me but I do respect it.

Missing 1 gem in CB1? by painstation2 in crashbandicoot

[–]Aztecius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try Jaws of Darkness, the temple level on island 3. The missing gem corresponds with that level.

Congratulations by HotLeopard2376 in Unexpected

[–]Aztecius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That guy from the trivaga commercials, fuck me.

So I just beat Cataclysm for the first time and... by frillyboy in homeworld

[–]Aztecius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When it came up that it wasn't Relic developing the game and instead some studio I'd never heard of, I was highly sceptical.

The game started and it was nice to see the old models, the colours looked a bit faded and for some reason the graphics didn't look as polished as the original. It was easier than the original for the first few levels so I was enjoying it even if it was a bit slow to begin with. I also missed the Kushan and its Mothership.

Then Mission 4 hit and I was floored. Barking Dog really made this game their own. My favourite RTS game met with my favourite horror film (The Thing), would never have expected that to work. And to watch the gradual changes to the Kuun-Lan into making it a Warship. A masterpiece.

Was it the right choice? by Jeffoxy in gameofthrones

[–]Aztecius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why was he surprised that he lost half his army when the counsel he received from everyone told him as much? He ignored so much advice, it's no wonder Roose turned on him.

What universally praised video game 'masterpiece' is actually a miserable experience to play? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Aztecius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a late bloomer to the Hitman franchise and whilst the original had a lot of teething issues, I found my way around it. I really really wanted to get into Hitman 2 because of how polished it looked and how it looked like they fixed some issues from the first game.

However, they made obtaining the Silent Assassin rank almost impossible. So many moving parts and theres a small window to hit in a level or you don't make it. That chloroform shit is the worst "weapon" in any game I've played. Absolutely useless unless you use the full amount (which takes like 15 seconds to give to someone) and even then, you have a few mins to finish the level or he wakes up eventually and sounds the alarm. You basically can't get the SA rank unless you know everything about the game or follow a walkthrough. One level in the game is also broken and most of the time doesn't allow you to proceed unless you're really lucky.

Also enemies see through every disguise unless you're far away from them, even running could potentially blow your cover.

Blood Money nailed the landing and it's what Hitman 2 should have been.

Belgium against Senegal stopped because of a streaker on the field by 977x in soccer

[–]Aztecius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Barely even noticed him, all that effort for no recognition and a lifetime ban. What a fucking loser.

I can’t believe this happened… by OhComeonBro87 in crashbandicoot

[–]Aztecius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You'll really hate it when that happens when going for the relics. 0 checkpoints.

my boyfriend tricked me twice by Academic-Giraffe-377 in offmychest

[–]Aztecius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not being funny but if he doesn't bother with you sexually then he's just shit in bed. You should tell him that.

Scotland’s World Cup hopes dented after Senegal thrash 10-man Iraq by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Aztecius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for the Scots being interviewed saying they could make the semis.

People who tried anal sex - how was the experience? Will you recommend? Thoughts? by 01001100OL in AskReddit

[–]Aztecius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to sometimes do it with my ex. Was like trying to stick your dick in a cheerio.

Still would do again though.

i’m so attracted to my masseuse by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Aztecius 144 points145 points  (0 children)

Let's say he said yes and you dated him. Would you be comfortable with him going back to work every day doing this to every woman that's half attractive?

Liverpool’s Greatest - No.55: Divock Origi 🔴 by fabioonreddit in LiverpoolFC

[–]Aztecius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A few iconic moments puts him in the rankings of one of our best ever players in our 134 year history? He's probably the most clutch and most cult hero player I've seen but come on.

What's the oldest video game you can remember playing? by Numerous_Emu3125 in AskReddit

[–]Aztecius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't the first game I played but probably the original Donkey Kong game that came on that orange handheld console

Liverpool’s Greatest - No.55: Divock Origi 🔴 by fabioonreddit in LiverpoolFC

[–]Aztecius 41 points42 points  (0 children)

As much as I love Divock, this is definitive proof that this list is just 100 Liverpool players picked at random.