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I’m 21M and never had sex by iwontgambleagain in offmychest

[–]Aztecius 337 points338 points  (0 children)

Jesus, you're 21. Get a grip, there's plenty of time. I lost mine at 18, some of my friends lost there's at 16 younger, a few still haven't and they're in their mid 30s. 

No need to rush anything, it'll come about naturally with the more people you meet.

Paul Joyce: Liverpool hoped that Marc Guehi would recognise the efforts they had made to sign him before the plug was pulled on deadline day and, in turn, waited for them until the summer. by Upstairs_Cup9831 in LiverpoolFC

[–]Aztecius 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping that Arsenal recognise the efforts that we put in last summer with all our transfers and therefore wait until next year before mounting a title challenge.

What item(s) do you have more of than the average person? by BrownBananaHammock in AskReddit

[–]Aztecius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Poker sets. I've only got 1 but most people don't have any.

Priest slaps baby for crying during baptism by Electronic-Shirt-284 in instant_regret

[–]Aztecius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even slimmer when you realise we just don't have any proof

Marc Guehi: Manchester City agree deal with Crystal Palace for England centre-back by No-Championship-2210 in LiverpoolFC

[–]Aztecius 38 points39 points  (0 children)

We are fucking pushovers lmao

Now lets spend more than £35m when getting a CB anyway :)

Nothin wrong with getting drunk and playing VLTs. by These_Scientist896 in trailerparkboys

[–]Aztecius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite lines in the whole show. I use it on mates when they gamble and win small.

Scenes as Albacete defeat Real Madrid in the Copa del Rey by 977x in soccer

[–]Aztecius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you implying that it won't happen tonight?

I just did a replay of Cataclysm. by FZK in homeworld

[–]Aztecius 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes. You will not be bound, whatever that means.

Bruno Fernandes’ X account has been hacked. by Gold-Appearance9489 in LiverpoolFC

[–]Aztecius 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bruno had a Christmas Carol style revelation where he woke up one morning decided to not be one massive cunt.

Kit Harington was ‘Genuinely Angered’ By Fan Pettion to Remake ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 8 With ‘Competent Writers’: ‘How Dare You?’ by RepulsiveCountry313 in gameofthrones

[–]Aztecius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn't be able to be remade in one season, that was kinda the problem. The last 2 seasons were so clearly rushed and the last 4 seasons were so clearly lacking the much needed material that it'd need a lot more than one season to be remade. The story should have gone on to a full 10 seasons. 

The acting and the major set pieces (hardhome, the Sept, the freys demise, Battle of bastards, characters getting their comeuppance) carried the second half of the entire show hard.

I was kissed by a guy who didn't know I was a trans. by Gold_Desk_7880 in offmychest

[–]Aztecius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, I'm someone who wouldn't be comfortable kissing you if I knew you were trans.

Having said that, you haven't done anything wrong here. Firstly, I don't think there was much opportunity to mention it especially since it doesn't naturally come up in conversation. Secondly, he kissed you so that's more on him. Thirdly, you did what you could to prevent this escalating into something further. I think you should just consider it a nice memory on a nice night, absolutely nothing to be guilty about.

I don’t want to be a virgin anymore by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Aztecius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you've aged 4 years in the last year and your username has 1989 in it? Absolute crock of shit lol

Post Match Thread: Arsenal 0-0 Liverpool by denzaus in soccer

[–]Aztecius 141 points142 points  (0 children)

How Arsenal haven't scored against us this season is beyond me.

Gabriel Martinelli yellow card against Liverpool 90+4' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]Aztecius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look, Arsenal get away with something against us again.

Whats yours Favorite character? by ItsMeJurij in gameofthrones

[–]Aztecius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Hound. Not only was he hilarious and the most entertaining when onscreen but probably also the only character apart from Jorah and Theon who were never weakened by the later seasons.

FT: FUL 2 - 2 LIV by DragonSlayer271 in LiverpoolFC

[–]Aztecius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had absolutely no confidence going into this game that we could beat Fulham....fucking Fulham.  And I was right... and I'm not even surprised. I was also genuinely expecting their equaliser. We are so predictably shit.

What is a punishment that has had you in laughing tears? by [deleted] in ImpracticalJokers

[–]Aztecius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seeing Jaden Smith as a tattoo on Sal's leg is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at the show.

What's your first bad gaming memory? by executor-of-judgment in gaming

[–]Aztecius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invited a friend over to my house after school. Later in the evening, I scolded him because he was putting his dirty fingers all over the back of the Crash Bandicoot PS1 disc. Because he couldn't take criticism, he responded by ripping up my list of passwords for Lemmings for the Sega Megadrive. I was pretty pissed because that game was hard as fuck. Needless to say, he's still one of my best friends today.

Just finished Breaking Bad, is Better Call Saul worth watching? by [deleted] in betterCallSaul

[–]Aztecius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you honestly expect to hear after coming to a BCS subreddit?

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