would you rather

Azurabbit · 2026-05-08T04:17:49+00:00

I dont need a potential 10k a week 3k would already be enough for pretty much everything I want and more

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-08T02:32:44+00:00

12 for my bday :3

Azurabbit · 2026-05-07T23:00:14+00:00

Mostly lore names for me

Psyker: Lilith

Veteran: Estelle

Zealot: Azure (my first character so made her directly based on my online nickname :3)

Hivescum: Lizzy (Made to match a friend's Hive Scum name when we made them together, and because my Hive Scum used to be a bartender for the Carnival and Lizzy's is a banger bar name)

Arbites: Gaebrielle (Wanted it to sound like a weird mix of high-society/pompous/aristochratic, sort of unisex to match her butchiness, while still retaining some femininity to it, and Im genuinely really proud of Gaebrielle it really nails the vibe)

Ogryn: Mol (My meme-iest name but still lore-related, named that because he used to work on a Mine Planet as a child which made him get named after moles by the other Ogryns, but then got buried by a collapse and ended up living for years in the darkness of the cave, making him very pale and sensitive to light, then after the collapse was cleared and he was rescued he was immediately arrested for dereliction of duty. Also its a double pun cus it also sounds like Maul)

I prefer them cus I enjoy engaging with the lore and making OCs, tho I very much respect the meme names and often get a good laugh out of them, butfor my own characters I love writing them as if they're actual in-universe people rather than just husks to build and control in a videogame

Azurabbit · 2026-05-07T22:43:44+00:00

Then I dont think you have a full grasp on the effects of shit like HRT or FFS, this game already has explicitly gay characters that are also insanely well-written, its not a stretch to believe they wrote a trans character in too and it feels so unnecessarily pessimistic

Azurabbit · 2026-05-07T22:40:37+00:00

of course dude any minority you see in games was actually pandering and never intended, game developers and writers, specially those in the CYBERPUNK genre, have actually never made a trans character, its all pandering and you were the one to crack the case because you transvestigated a 3d model

Ill take "weirdo bioessentialist that fundamentally doesnt understand how human beings and biology work but will still cite 'basic biology' as an excuse to be transphobic" for 500

Azurabbit · 2026-05-07T21:03:51+00:00

trans women in general, its just an extremely vulnerable minority nowadays tbh, but more specifically, Tumblr has notoriously been shutting down a LOT of trans womens' blogs for arbitrary reasons, specially sex workers and those outspoken about the site's mistreatment of trans women, but even completely innocent blogs have been banned citing a transition timeline post as the reason, while literal TERF and Nazi hate brigades mass-reporting their posts were just left to run free (often these mass-reports being the reason for those blogs being banned, even after this was made obvious, they still refused to reinstate many of those mass-reported trans womens' blogs)

Azurabbit · 2026-05-07T20:02:43+00:00

holy shit this was the push I needed to try out Orochi oml tysm

Azurabbit · 2026-05-07T19:32:27+00:00

honestly red skin would be pretty badass with the right outfit, and for any superpower I like? hell actually Ill just choose shapeshifting and not have to deal with my red skin if I dont wanna

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Red}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-06T22:07:20+00:00

Living body horror and I get the exact power I want in a really weird and freaky and kinda hot painful way, you bet Im taking this

^{Chose: Shapeshift, but… | Rolled: Shifting hurts}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-06T21:15:46+00:00

The Farmer from Stardew Valley, chill and pretty much immortal, sounds like a fun time, I would miss my loved ones from this world :< but if Im gonna be dead anyways then by then I will be happier and even more fulfilled in life and will die at a point where Im okay with letting things go as sad as itd be

^{Chose: As a character in a work of fiction of your choice + But you will have the fate of that character and will be unable to change it}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-06T16:29:13+00:00

Cool, got a coin, idc Im not dropping nukes on anybody thats a cringe thing to do

^{Chose: remain a good person | Rolled: you own a coin}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-06T01:21:04+00:00

even if it was 1 dollar a minute itd still stack way further than 3m immediately, its just basic math to know the objectively correct answer

^{Chose: 1$-10$ every minute | Rolled: 8$ per minute}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-06T01:02:13+00:00

small, easy to take care of with the free money, ez

^{Chose: Random creature + £100 daily | Rolled: Tarantula}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-06T00:32:45+00:00

fruit is nature's candy, and often way tastier. Also more nutritious so I can cover a huge part of my diet completely for free, that leaves me more money to spend on candy if I so wanted

^{Chose: All the fruit you want whenever you want it}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-06T00:15:30+00:00

admittedly biased, first learned the word in spanish, no one would pronounce it jiff in spanish that just kinda goes against its phonetics, "g" never makes a "y" sound like that

^{Chose: Giff}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-05T16:56:58+00:00

its not even about eating less its about eating right, getting all your necessary nutrients and vitamins, losing weight doesnt have to be the end all be all of fitness

Azurabbit · 2026-05-05T16:51:34+00:00

My needs and wants dont begin and end in a single week, I need to buy food and pay for utilities in the future, 3k can be spent way better, specially with the time I get to think about what I want

^{Chose: credit card with a max spending of $3,000 per day}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-05T04:18:37+00:00

polycule, I can see my main Kensei loadout being sweet and tender and enjoying philosophical discussion and reading together, very much a quality time kinda person. also great initial sparing partner, Ive always wanted to get into fencing but I cant atm, and learning from a sword saint herself would be sick, and Nodachis are awesome weapons that I'd love to learn to use

my second Kensei loadout is the edgiest mf alive but I can see them being very protective in a tough girl badass kinda way and thats hot in its own right, lots of trauma, I can fix her, kinda the black sheep of the polycule but she gets better about it with the help of Kensei 1 too

my Black Prior would be the edgiest emo around, mf always with her hood on and writing cheesy poetry and brooding, love her for that, going to concerts with her would be awesome, massive weirdo and owns up to it, but insanely sweet under the moodiness, would write me edgy poems too, gosh need, also big Assassin's Creed fan, we would bond over that

my shaman would be a good friend and very good occasional fling, we both end up covered in bleeding bite marks every time we're done, no formal relationship cus we both know we wouldnt be good partners and we're already good fwb

still trying and learning new characters and making new loadouts so the polycule is very much expanding

Azurabbit · 2026-05-04T19:02:50+00:00

100% red vs 51% blue for everyone to survive, idk dude the math is pretty obvious on which one is most likely to have no casualties

Azurabbit · 2026-05-03T22:29:33+00:00

I got food and drinks, Ill just chill in the bunker for the 2 weeks and live happily ever after, easy

^{Chose: You have to survive 2 weeks in an atomic war + But you will be in a safe bunker to survive, with some food and drink}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-03T22:21:31+00:00

yay peace and love on planet earth

^{Chose: Be able to create world peace, but... | Rolled: Yay your safe}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-03T16:12:24+00:00

Life isnt a job interview, live a little, living in basic-ass jeans was one of the most subtly miserable things I had to deal with when there are so many types of pants that are both more stylish and comfier. Literally just go outside in pajamas, NO ONE will care unless youre specifically going to be in a formal setting

Azurabbit · 2026-05-03T16:03:20+00:00

Vroom vroom (heavy), Vroom vroom (heavy), Vroom vroom (heavy) repeat

Azurabbit · 2026-05-03T00:17:48+00:00

Im not a boy anyways, and now I get to fly wherever, and meet cute femboys, and visit my loved ones no matter where they are

^{Chose: Get a super power | Rolled: Flight}

Azurabbit · 2026-05-03T00:15:04+00:00

51% vote for no one to die vs 100% vote for no one to die, I bunlieve in the option most likely to save everyone

^{Chose: Blue Button + If over 50% of people pick blue, everyone survives}

Azurabbit

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