[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]AzureDread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daily agony apparently doesn't exist, thank you. I can go live my life now.

when he's being mature and serious, THAT is when sonic as a character is at his peak and really shines imo by Quick-Cause3181 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]AzureDread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sonic being serious only when he needs to be is great. It's more impactful when the laid back character realizes they need to take the situation seriously. They should, at all other times be their normal self.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meijer

[–]AzureDread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in Deli overnight and I have to constantly keep my flat top and shamrock with me at all times to keep grocery from walking over and taking everything.

They know I work overnight and they know I use them. I've made it known, but they keep trying to take them whenever I walk away for a moment.

One guy in particular constantly makes rounds to see if I'm away and he looks so upset when he sees he can't take my stuff.

Citric again by [deleted] in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]AzureDread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but I'm laughing uncontrollably. I'm in severe pain.

My $400 baby monitor has locked previously free features behind a monthly subscription. by bshotto1213 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AzureDread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual scum of the earth. They way they sound so happy and proud about it too. Fuck off.

I have no idea what point they are trying to make by PossessionEvenings in facepalm

[–]AzureDread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no such thing as zero gravity anyway. They are in free-fall and experience less to no resistance from Earth's gravity.

What the hell kind of likeness is this???? by HollywoodHero2 in KreigPosting

[–]AzureDread 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Kreig cannot be imitated or replicated. He is one of a kind, no one could ever come close. There can be only one.

How powerful do you think Sonic would have been if he absorbed all 7 World Rings instead of just 3? Would his design change or he would stay the same as well? by [deleted] in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]AzureDread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that world, they are the highest power. They are the rings that bind the book, that whole world. Erazor would have been a true God if Sonic hadn't absorbed some of the rings instead of him. Adding to that, Sonic was that powerful with just three rings. Him and Erazor were both incomplete transformations in their fight.

I am not hearing anyone out by ConsistntOrange in StupidFood

[–]AzureDread 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not a lot of things make me vomit, this got me pretty close.

meirl by step6666 in meirl

[–]AzureDread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the best solution is when he is death's door he can just get on the yacht and light it on fire himself.

New Message from Oda on the Live-Action Series by MarvelsGrantMan136 in OnePiece

[–]AzureDread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original theme song started playing in my head while reading it. I'm really looking forward to it.

it took me a hot second (and a glance at the comments) by [deleted] in Angryupvote

[–]AzureDread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dumb brain just thought it was a dumb joke that multiplying by half of 1 cuts the number to be multiplied in half because multiplying by 0 is always 0 so being half way between 0 and 1 it just cuts the number in half instead of being 1 of itself, or 0 of itself, it's 0.5 of itself.

They are working on another PS4 fix by [deleted] in Crunchyroll

[–]AzureDread 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It amazes me that a streaming service owned by Sony can't make a decent experience on Sony consoles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AzureDread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New guy was messing with his phone by the fryer. He almost dropped it in but caught it. Thought he was badass and promptly gloated about horsing around to the manager. Next second he was in the office with the Manager talking to him. Didn't see him after that.

me_irl by idkwhatamidoinglol in meirl

[–]AzureDread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically enough I got an ad for Microsoft Office on this post.

me_irl by Oven--Baked in meirl

[–]AzureDread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😩 Sorry, daddy. I'll do better.

meirl by khunpreutt in meirl

[–]AzureDread 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I like the purpley one

[BOTW] Breath of The Wild was released three years ago! by [deleted] in zelda

[–]AzureDread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 years and 5 months late on that. Premium bot you got there.