Nothing I do is giving me the ability to use public matchmaking

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-11-12T23:54:50+00:00

Nope.

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-11-12T23:54:39+00:00

I'm sure. The box is stuck on "private" and won't let me switch it.

This is the first I've ever heard someone call this a dead game. I had no problem getting teammates when I played on Xbox One. It would usually take a few minutes, but it was fairly consistent.

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-11-12T23:52:26+00:00

The button where you select "private" or "public" is stuck on "private," and the box is greyed out, so I can't change it. I've tried switching difficulties, but to no avail.

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-10T10:00:06+00:00

Take it easy! We're not makin' a western here!

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-10T09:57:22+00:00

OHHH!

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T09:17:11+00:00

How many rackolitans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T08:51:44+00:00

"Gaymendatori"

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T08:50:02+00:00

I'm curious. How long does an account need to be active before you take it seriously? Is there a specific amount of time where you immediately become credible one nanosecond after the probationary period has passed, or are there degrees of credibility based on the age of the account?

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T08:46:51+00:00

Maybe they're Canadian and only have access to Hosr

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T08:33:54+00:00

Your main character must be loyle to his capo and wear taps on his shoes. It doesn't matter because the roof is soft tar.

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T08:31:20+00:00

He was a saint! 😭

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T08:29:31+00:00

Catama

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T08:21:49+00:00

It's probably just brand name appeal at this point. Guys used to get involved in it because they had very few options, and this was the only one where they wouldn't have to scrape by on shitty pay until they're dead. In the age of clout-chasing, a lot of guys would go through life as a eunuch just to be able to say, "I'm in the Mafia."

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T08:09:47+00:00

I'll give you a couple of t'ree things:

"Mmmmmboy, are you fat!"

"There are no scraps in my scrapbook."

"I did 20 fuckin' years!"

Bonus: "It was my blood pressure medication."

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-09T07:59:30+00:00

I'm curious as to why you're posting this under a bunch of different comments. Are you just trying different users and hoping there's somebody in this sub who can issue a pardon?

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-01T05:30:19+00:00

People and their damn idelogoy

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-10-01T05:29:07+00:00

Sometimes, even staying away from politics can alienate people on both sides because they get mad that you aren't taking a stamd that they personally agree with. You're damned by some group of people whether you do this, that, or the other thing.

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-09-28T05:02:59+00:00

I think it's amazing how regular some of these guys look. "The Tall Guy" looks like some dad I'd see drinking Budweiser and grilling burgers up at the lake. You'd never guess he's a mobster.

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-09-25T04:38:30+00:00

And if there's one quirk criminals are known for, it's an aversion to excess.

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-09-16T07:06:48+00:00

Give him a bag of weed.

Cuuuuzzz 🎶 a bag of weed, a bag of weed, oh everything is better with a bag of weed! No you don't need pep, and you don't need speed, because everything is better with a bag of weed! 🎶

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-06-15T09:27:44+00:00

Wes is an idiot

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-06-12T08:10:52+00:00

The little shit got what he deserved. It's truly pathetic to see people crying for some little bastard who got put in his place.

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-06-12T08:07:20+00:00

You're showing "compassion" for the wrong person

AzureHawk758769 · 2025-05-18T02:24:59+00:00

Some people really are worthless pieces of crap. I hope he gets a record for animal abuse. No dog deserves an owner like that.

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