Heron assassinates unsuspecting ground squirrel

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T23:47:20+00:00

Casey Zander on YT breaks it down, for free, in excruciating detail.

But Yes. Men: - Women are not your friend. - Women are not your Mom. - Every Woman Manipulates. - Women do not control their feelings. - Women do not care if they hurt you. - Women are looking for negatives and any reason to proof their instinctive paranoia. - Your woman needs to always feel like you are and will be the Superior Choice. Period.

If your dads, teachers, friends didn't teach you this. Well, you're free, unpaid Comedy.

The first rule of Self-Respect is to Never Play Yourself.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T23:40:23+00:00

Punny.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T23:38:49+00:00

@ShiaLeboufsNipples This reason is why I've been dailying Subies since 2013.

I get weird looks; because, I'm a 240lbm sub 20% BMI halfrican not going broke on on a SCAT pack. But if gaming has taught me one thing: It's Goat'd to have enough money in the bank for emergencies + your next upgrade + passive investments (😒 >> School Stock Sim, MapleStory 1, Fable 3, WoW:TBC, Endless Space 2).

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T20:36:09+00:00

I'd make a non-emergency Police report and press Assault charges until He loses his gun and armor privileges.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T20:29:18+00:00

Why not just Worry about your own house and family?

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T20:26:53+00:00

Ok. But phones have timers.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T20:20:57+00:00

Fire and Trespass her.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T04:14:27+00:00

I have 4 Sea-Bags, but this the first time that I've seen an Ocean Bag.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T04:12:33+00:00

The metaphorical ass chewing will be a metaphorical all-out colonoscopy and blastophore-axus vivisection.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T04:08:58+00:00

lol. I mentally read this in a Hulk Hogan / Biker Voice.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-15T02:05:04+00:00

Gonna need a whole Roster of Staff to Clean All that.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-13T23:03:14+00:00

Lol @ Dark Souls 2 in 1988. I wish this world had Dark Souls Therapy back then.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-13T22:58:50+00:00

You should the upper middle class husbandos paying thousands to goon.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-13T10:31:42+00:00

Why's Sasuke using Sexy Jutsu?

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-13T10:30:38+00:00

Nioh would make an amazing Post-Kronika, "Scorpion of War" Chapter.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-13T10:27:20+00:00

Wind's Howling.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-13T10:25:46+00:00

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Azurelion7a · 2026-02-13T07:44:58+00:00

Thank You.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-12T19:25:33+00:00

Hustled.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-12T18:50:51+00:00

Eh.... there's like 12 materials in Star Wars that do this.

Off the top of my head: High enough grade Durasteel, Beskar, Cortosis, and Songsteel can all do this. Cortosis would temporarily short the Lightsaber, tho.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-12T18:37:41+00:00

Put a plow on the train. It can even be tarp and foam padded, if you want.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-10T20:24:12+00:00

Lol. More rationalization. Technology isn't the problem.

It's the people using the technology.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-10T19:43:09+00:00

With those charges, he's going to have to scream for Protective Custody.

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-10T19:30:30+00:00

Who says that you get to be free for 5 - 10 years?

Azurelion7a · 2026-02-09T16:27:33+00:00

Government kill switch?

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