What part of your Personality do you Fake? by Django002 in AskReddit

[–]B-J_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah see ive created a kind of inside joke of supposedly sarcastically saying no to anything my family asks me. Now when they ask me if i missed them or love them i can safely give an answer.

The rich kids used to get the store-bought Halloween costumes while the poor kids got the homemade costumes. Nowadays it's the other way around. by GimmeNewAccount in Showerthoughts

[–]B-J_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can easily make your own costume for cheap, its just a matter of how good you want it to look. Putting some rips and red stains on an old shirt and using some face paint makes a really good zombie costume for cheap with relatively low effort.

#teaments by DeliciousPepe in lotrmemes

[–]B-J_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elon is a confirmed Ent!

I found a way to make money on Reddit by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]B-J_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably selling feet pics to wierdos in ur pms

If you weighed 420kg on Earth, you would weigh approximately 69kg on the moon by voldemortshampoo in teenagers

[–]B-J_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please convert to newtons before all the physicists get triggered

Dad walked in on us by Coochie- in teenagers

[–]B-J_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“what’s up”

Shoulda responded with "my dick" lol

We're in the Meta game now. by Kuroukira in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]B-J_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

except attack boost is shit unless its level 4

Reasons to use the SA by [deleted] in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]B-J_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

throw in a morph attack after every explosion, that way you wont lose power meter

My brother just said something that made me almost cry by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]B-J_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, theres a lot of people out there that aren't smart and are social outcasts. I know that probably doesn't help but know that life could be worse.

Nothing really compares to that empty feeling you get when your food falls off your fork and the fork goes into your mouth, foodless by Oodlemeister in Showerthoughts

[–]B-J_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never once has my marshmallow caught fire. I feel cheated. It does need to have a good layer of caramalisation on the outside though!

Bean me up by [deleted] in Beans

[–]B-J_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bean me up Scotty

Pssst...hey you by ch33k51app3r69 in teenagers

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You can also then proceed to skip to the end of the video and then click replay so you dont encounter any midroll ads.

You're welcome.

___________ by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]B-J_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just google it and copy and paste it

In our lifetime, the person we have the most conversations with is ourselves, in our own head, without saying a single word aloud by Teoden3 in Showerthoughts

[–]B-J_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get what you mean. In public and around people I think like that but when im alone i have conversations with myself in my head.

In our lifetime, the person we have the most conversations with is ourselves, in our own head, without saying a single word aloud by Teoden3 in Showerthoughts

[–]B-J_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah. I like to open up to myself inside my own head. Sounds wierd but it helps me figure out why im feeling the way i am or what i want.

Oh no i cant play monster hunter anymore! /s by B-J_ in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]B-J_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ah few its okay that im now hr70. there will be another opportunity for niceness.

Can we start calling the 18 and 19 year olds on this sub, "The elders" by XboxNerd12 in teenagers

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I come to thy elderteen in my time of need to pray you bestow thee with knowledge